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You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no singleplayer!" and "Sombra isn't coming out!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing Overwatch around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are waiting for the beautiful ARG that has been manually crafted for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Overwatch fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow gamers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Overwatch is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Battleborn, start up Overwatch, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first loss, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.
Posting blue while waiting for Blizzcon
Offical Overwatch Waifu/Husbando Poll
BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP
Cutest and best pairing
Mercy (male)
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>Entire enemy team switches to counter you
Best Brown Girls Edition?
>Blizzcon 2016
>Jeff goes on stage
>to show our support toward our favourite presidental candidate, Sombra won't be released if Trump wins
>she has no wall climbing
I love Hana.
Dumb feelposter, that's an honor.
stop
what's up with all the ana/phara smut where all of them are being held as slaves
they are supposed to be strong independant women
Hana.
>not being racist
literally why
Brown girls?
>play Zarya
>enemies go DEFCON-2, I cannot even exist
>switch to D.Va
>win
I love this annoying little shit.
and strong people often like to be dominated in bed
@159135793
Who took the time to type this out and why?
No votes for Roadhog
Caramel girls are for Mercy.
Help, I'm tempted to pay $6 for this
>"I only main Hanzo"
are lewd greentext stories a thing in this particular general?
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it's pasta
Just search for
>You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
in the archive.
Mom!
really?
this means most of the strong bodybuilders at the gym are secretly submissive and into femdom
Post your hero without posting your hero
>@
What's the appeal for shitters, anyway? Widow's hitscan and literally has walls
Sure! Post stories about how you made your cute little femboy healslut toy himself for dying to a Genji flank
That still doesn't answer my question who the fuck originally thought this was a good idea?
I think this one is too easy
Easy one.
That's an Asian with a spray tan.
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Sombra's thicc thighs
I don't write them, I was just wondering if anybody had links/screencaps to any involving Tracer or D.Va.
cant
stop
wont
stop
die die die
гoтoвнocти
@159136569
If you want a (you) work for it shitposters are getting lazy and unlike America I don't reward mediocrity.
Are her arms and legs made out of fiber optic cable or something?
>playing qp
>instalock dps every game since I never get to play it and >>>>quickplay
>go up against 6-stack
>2700~ group obviously warming up before comp
>playing with silver surfer friends so lose
>"lmao are u really masters dude lol probably bought account"
Not even quickplay is safe
>Enemy team picks 6 hanzos
>Wait a minute /owg/ told me Winston counters Hanzo
>Pick him
>Jump on him
>He 1 shots me with his scatter arrow at full health
Nice meme guys. I fell for it hard.
Can't wait to have my skull crushed into neon pulp
Yes.
>guy has 800 wins this season alone
"im in elo hell"
"im not stuck here!"
hmm really? garbage
Post Best Couple
>@
Hello there newfag, fuck off back to plebbit and never comeback until you learn how to properly post in this site you shitlord.
>actual design doesnt have a SINGLE FUCKING SKULL ON IT
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Fucking love the blueberry.
>that qt face
>that smug
>that voice
Such a perfect qt.
Her earrings are the Sombra skull.
Also, she'll probably have an alt skin with a skull mask. Like Ana's Shrike.
Coming to you straight from the League of Legends™ design team it's....Punk Girl With Laser effects!
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Widow still requires aim and therefore skill.
Hanzo can just hid behind shit and chuck trucks out of his bow. Insta-kill scatter arrows if he really can't aim. And "Oh how cute the baby is trying to snipe here you go this will help" wall hack arrow.
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Pharah rework when?
Here's hoping
After Symmetra apparently.
We haven't even seen her skins yet user
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I'd rework all over Pharah, if you know what I'm saying
I have a butter version:
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we have a smug sombra yet?
what's the sfw version?
It bugs me we haven't gotten crossover skins from other Blizzard games. I want Butcher/Abomination Roadhog so bad, plus a "Fresh Meat" voice line.
this should be an easy one
post mei
>better
But the face and hair are still the same
Did you really expect the cyberpunk to not have a punk haircut?
>Blizzcon skin is a generic Bastion with Pepe
>not Abomination or Arthas Rein
What the fuck are they thinking? Do they hate money?
>blizzcon 2014
>reveal overwatch, big excite
>blizzcon 2015
>announce new maps and add Genji, Mei, and D.Va
>blizzcon 2016
>announce one hero that's been teased since release, no new maps
>blizzcon 2017
>overwatch starts retiring heroes; takes them out of the game
>Illidan Reaper skin
>Jim Raynor 76
>Sylvanas Windrunner Hanzo
Blizzard plos
No, I mean a higher resolution and bitrate image.
WHERE
IS
SOMBRA
Also Nova/Kerrigan Widow, given they actually made a Widow skin for Nova in HotS.
At Blizzcon
>le pessimism meme
name one bad direction the game has taken besides the shitty marketing campaign for sombra
The whole game.
@159137145
I'll stay here thanks you idiots are too much fun.
Butts.
>there are homos in this very thread that don't like sidecuts
Bums.
I'm sick of Mei being in every game, just fucking drop her health to 200.
Considering the panel says "newest maps" they can't just be talking about Eichdnwalde. We already know a map is towards the later parts of development.
Competitive hinges less on good team composition and more on what meta lineup Blizz hasn't nerfed yet (3 tanks/3 support Rein/Ana combo)
not thicc/10
Magni Torbjörn
her ice block should NOT recover health
He said butts not disgusting landwhales.
>plat
>single healing and single tank d.va
>last pick goes 76 or junkrat offense
When does it end?
Love them desu
I ask you again fellow /owg/ shitposter.
What are proportions?
Her ult charge just needs to be cut in half and then stop fucking giving her charge for children shooting the FUCKING ICE
Those proportions are realistic for Mei
any people that just wanna qp from time to time or stuff like that?
hit me up (eu)