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first for TVIA algae future magic

FBI REOPENING CASE AGAINST HILLARY

TRUMP WILL WIN

source?

WOO WOO
BEAR MARKET IMMINENT

source plz

i want to believe

twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/792047597040971776

gold spot is mooning

So what stocks are u guys buying if trump wins the election?

Will SKLN ever recover?

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Anyone get on GRVY this morning?

Bought ABEV

Don't know why

Lost $6

liquidating every asset and using margins to buy $UVXY

VIX is the better buy now after the TVIX and UVXY reverse splits

Much more volatile

>not buying $HTBX
LOL
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Wait nevermind
TVIX and UVXY are still better

>even congress slings shot over twitter
Maybe we should just let it die boys.

SDS

jnug is ready to explode

EVERYTHING IS RED NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YOU GDP

smoke moar

amd closing at 7.34

you heard it here first lads

bro i'm in philadelphia
where are you at
how can i help you

>Philadelphia
>not philly with a cheesesteak
Nigga you lyin'.

what are you talking about

I'm down with the HTBX meme

Amrs just dropped news looking to make a run

>Sold JNUG at a loss today when my average price was 12.02
>Looked at the top price today
Fucking end me I've lost nearly all of my gains in 3 days between this and AMD

LOL

just wait until you see what jnug peaks at on monday

Will volatility and metals rise over the weekend?

Why tf did no one tell me about JNUG

>rise over the weekend
do you know how the market works?

I don't. What am I missing?

(stocks dont trade on weekends)

Oh well duh. I meant how the market will be after the open on Monday.

nobody knows

volatility will be down, metals are a gamble

>secured a meeting with 3 hedge funds by fucking around in Veeky Forums long enough to learn about the markets
we're all gunna make it

tell us more

Oh baby, this market is fucking hilarious. I hope all of you pull out before election day.

NVCN is the play monday boys

feelsgoodman.jpeg

I'm thinking it'll break a dollar next week

expecting the news on the 31st to be good?
or selling before?

They're supposed to be announcing something juicy, so we'll see might just ride the hype before it's announced

What is the best advice you can give to someone who bought Amazon at $835? I think I'm gonna keep it and hopefully it goes back up, but I want to drop all stocks before election day because even news about a fucking FBI investigation can obviously effect the stock market.

Amazon should probably at least go up some in the next 11 days, right?

you'll make more on TVIX or UVXY on election day than you will from amazon over the next 6 months


let it ride for the next week and sell it when you want to go full election portfolio

Why would those go up during the election? Not doubting you, just curious. If it's not obvious, I'm pretty new to this shit.

>nvax
How do we all feel about this company?

wallstreet loves hillary and thinks she will win

when she loses they'll lose their shit just like brexit and their entire portfolios will need to be restructured causing increased volatility in the markets as shares are being dumped and new ones are being snatched up

People are going to think the market will go down, and some people believe the market will go up with a trump presidency, either way, nobody believes in a sideways market with trump winning which is going to cause a lot of volatility when he inexorably wins

that was a meme like a month and a half ago

I thought it was a bad idea to invest against the 1337 interest.

nah, genuinely theyre just as stupid as us except they have much more money and can afford to make more than 1 trade per week and not have to go all in on everything to make money

most of them just have computers that do everything for them and pretend that the markets and supply and demand graphs are a perfect science that can be explained with math or some shit and just look the other direction when reflexive equilibriums FUCKS THEIR SHIT like a bunch of jobbers


the guys you should look out for are hedge funds and FOREX traders. They know their shit. The investment bankers, mutual funds, S&P500 CEOs, etc. are just as dumb and stubborn as everyone else in the world. During the financial crisis when every investment bank was trying to get rid of their sub prime mortgage derivatives, one trading desk at CitiGroup was offloading every single sub prime derivative they had and another trading desk at CitiGroup like 2 floors below them was buying them straight back because they thought they were getting the deal of a century and effectively bankrupt their entire company.

These are the same chumps who insisted brexit would never happen and all their casino insurance companies and European bank securities plummeted 30% in 10 minutes while crying to the federal reserve to do something.

TVIX went up 60% in the same time period

Why did Oil go down after the FBI announced a case reopening on Hillary?

After its recent r/s $SKLN is basically $SAEX-tier right?

The market is like a big never ending game of poker. You can count cards and crunch numbers before making a move. You are more likely to win if you do and will most likely see profits. The stock market is a game. You can perform technical analysis and and run programs that tell you what to do in any game for the highest chances of winning.

You're full of shit

But the Jews (house) always win.

I'm riding to .85, dumping some, riding to .97, dumping some and keeping a little for news.

Hillary want to put all these bio's out of business except the bigger companies that can afford to bribe her. Even when news is great it might not affect shares that much.

How did you manage that? Arent we all just degenerate gamblers?

i said interview, not job

personal connections and learning as much stuff about the markets as I can

it depends

Algorithms that act as massive complex screening processes are just sped up versions of what people would do manually, the difference is when the algorithms are designed not to work in the market as a participant, but workin within the infastructure of the market to make money from the technical and mechanical inefficiencies of the market itself. They make money from spreads, quote stuffing, price oscillations that eventually break the price structure, manipulation of prices, and a whole bunch of other shit that isnt actually part of the stock market itself. These computers and algorithms likely dont even try and process the supply and demand changes in securities and are only interested is the physical inefficiencies of the market to exploit.

Does anyone know of other sites/groups with serious traders?

It seems like these threads have gotten worse over the last 3 months or so

no, you're on Veeky Forums lol

we all have to start somewhere

ihub

who here /tvix/

no sorry, i am /uvxy/ and /vxx/

Is there a general discussion board on ihub?

How high can UVXY and VXX go?

too the moon xD

bump

Cease this wantan shitposting at once or i shall cleave you in twane

Here's the link to the "hidden" Veeky Forumscord:

discord.gg/tDYsgU8

Great resources and the mods aren't total dicks.

RGT is full of CP during the nights,

their gonna get V& like the Kik and Skype Chats did.

Yes I've been holding JNUG for a month

Twain you faggot. No wonder you don't make any money, you're retarded. Kill yourself.

TZA you phux

Oversold stocks with ascending triangle patterns:

PESI $4.11 (rsi 26)
NOK $4.56 (rsi 26)
LLY $74.53 (rsi 27)

Some interesting plays on oversold stocks:

UA 30.94 rsi 18 - Under Armor isn't crazy in style or anything but honestly, UA crashing this hard is retarded, UA is one of the most aggressive growth companies in the world and is clothing college teams everywhere, beating NKE on endorsement deals and I still think it should recover - of course be safe and see if it pushes past 31.25 or holds 30 before entering
AMZN: RSI at 36 - might go up 15 bucks or so if big investors think worst is over
AVEO .66: rsi = 18 - last time it had 4 red days it had a green day, if pattern repeats today should be kinda decent
GRPN 4.06 rsi 25 - second red candle much lower than last might signal a comeback or at least bleeding has stopped
CYH 5.23 rsi 18 - doji star showing possible reversal, stock down about 55% since 7 days ago
GME 23.90 - entry at 24.10 (23 rsi) - doji star?


Future stocks:

P 11.47 rsi 28 - wait to see if this scrapes 11.05 if it goes to 11.15 it could be on route to 12.50 and then stop - sell target 12.45

nokia is a coin flip
you can say capex will wear off and it'll go up in a month or you can say that mergers and shit keep it down for the next month

wouldnt bother, the upside is like 3%

UA is a good pick and i was looking at it last week


the rest is either inconsequential or technical analysis snake oil that will lose you money

S&P500 will be up today bros

>ftse down
>dax down
>cac down
>hang seng down
>ibex down
>smi down
>eurostoxx down

IN WHAT FUCKING WAY

I hope everything goes up and I at least get back in the green after that Amazon drop. I want to dump everything before election day.

today will be green after all

no OPEC deal, oil falling, inputs cost less, every company has higher profitability minus oil companies, green across the board

CIGARETTES
ICE CREAM
FIGURINES
OF THE VIRGIN
MARY

What is today's moonmission?

ADPT is going to the Moon

Do you think it's a good idea to work on selling off my stocks this week or try to hold them through the election? I just don't trust it at all, after what news of even just the FBI investigation did.

I plan on getting right back in after election day, though.

To expensive for me

I can't find any news to explain what is going on here. Can an user explain why this jumped PM?

What's the catalyst?

What's your speculation based off of?
Is an ER coming?

Beware of market corrections user

if you dont want to hold, then sell

amrs
already rocketing premarket
people buying in before nov 2
doesn't look bad if you like buying stocks at $30

>no day trades left
why live

BAS making another run, im in at .34 up 10%

sell it asap

I don't have any day trades until December.

Fuck robin hood for limiting high volatility stocks i know what in doing you fucks

What's the limit?

mfw bought neovasc at .77
it's at .91 now
but i only bought literally 2 shares

If you sell a high volatility stock, they wont let you use your money period. Until the next trading day.