League of Legends General /lolg/

Do you cheat, lolg?

Has Contest Guy mentioned who's doing Lulu's contest pic?

That's not Poppy.

are demacians allowed to marry outsiders?

Wrong

Give us the fucking sauce man come on stop posting it if your not gonna sauce it.
It's mf titfucking sona isn't it?

Why can't you guys ever discuss the game? Why are you all constantly horny virgins who do nothing but post porn and lewd's.

Source is so obvious
How new are you

We'd be playing dota if we cared more about gameplay instead of cuties.

look at her arm retard

Yeah that shit annoys me too, i dont wanna fap every thread but jeeez

because most of the people who post here are bronze - d5 and don't understand the game

Because whenever anyone discusses the game someone on occasions takes it personally when we discuss their main being garbage or something and starts getting really fucking angry, sidetracking the entire thing.
Also do you really think the average lolg user would know enough to provide any useful information on the game.

>poppy
>having any fat at all

it was the ahri suggestion that won the contest a bit ago

it's on eyoson

hownew.ru

As far as I know, nothing has been said yet. I'm expecting some quality stuff, though, Contest Guy is a notorious yordlefucker

Because whenever you bring up any discussion you just get sperged out at.

who needs a map?

Is ARAM actually a mode where there is some strategy and skill involved or is it pretty much always decided on the loading screen by who has the most poke/tank?

Who cares about marriage anyway? Love is what matters

Why are sonas boobs the size of MFs hips?

70% picks
30% skill would say

>play jinx
>fail every w, e and ult
>win anyway
what a nice champion

ARAM is a normalfag mode only played by casuals.

Why post lewd when you can post cute?

why not

why not both?

Reminder that the upcoming champion is the mysterious "C" and that he will be an assassin jungler from the Pilitover faction with a giga-cancer kit that disables CC and auto-lock skills as well as enemy traps and wards.

reminder snaketits/cassfag/canastus/cass skin when is a filthy turkish immigrant who can;t even play ww

Lux's family does, probably.
>tfw ezreal has to live life with the villain debuff

good thing he's a slippery cunt

an ATTACK DAMAGE CARRY killing you with her AUTO ATTACKS damn that can't be right? wtf riot pls nerf this auto attacking champion for killing people with her auto attacks

I haven't played for a few months, is my favorite champ still good? What roles can she play effectively now?

Why not both?

I wanted Anivia to win the contest, but Lulu isn't bad

There are a few problems with her idea, though

>not much halloween in it (put morde in a costume please)
>morde being able to 2v1 is literally a year old meta thing
>no social media joke

Everyone knows Snaketits is a shitter.

Why aren't you supporting him /lolg/ vvvirgins?

if u dunt suport ur a gnarsies fag

Ask a D3 Jarvan main anything.

ONLY top and toplane is as cancerous as ever. Enjoy the Kennens, Rumbles and Jayces with the occasional Poppy.
Jungle gutted. Mid? Waveclear wars, if you're not playing one of the certified waveclear mids you may as well afk. ADC? Cait is a priority pick these days, enjoy getting no gold to buy your shitty items.

armor pen top

if you aren't D1 60+lp you can play almost any champ in any role seeing as its reasonable and you know the champion so yes Quinn is "Good"

I legit thought ezreal was supposed to be gay?

They're overshadowed by her enormous hammer, duh.

>Placements
>Being put against goldies and plats
Whats the best role not to feed?
Jungle?

Pobelter is so fucking annoying holy shit

Well god job falling for memes retard

top lane farm lane

If you want to get carried and can position yourself correctly Janna and Soraka are your best bet

Seems 2 big

I got matched against some retard called Owl God in LAS who is currently sitting in challenger playing nothing but quinn. He's currently 192 / 52 with her.

so this is the power of neo lolgen

Finally watched TSM last week, immediately understood why Veeky Forums adores them

Its you - its basically a team where a lonelyfag like you gets to be cool and mysterious for once, gets a girl, gets to kill someone, gets a big documentary made about him. No wonder Veeky Forums likes it, its probably every lonelyfags dream to do what voyboy's character does in this game. You sad fucks probably think you live a mysterious, brooding, sexy life just like him, when in actual fact you are just autistic and socially awkward.

The type of person who might go into a bar wearing a black fedora hat pulled deep over his forehead, sits alone at the bar, drinks one drink all night, talks to literally nobody, acts like he's alone, in his head thinking "everyone is wondering about me, the mysterious dark and handsome stranger who doesn't say a word", in actual fact everyone is thinking "what a fucking sad loser", then tipping the fedora to the bartender and going home without a word at 11pm, to masterbate to the girls he saw at the bar that night

that's /lolgen/ in reality, in fantasy they think they are cool like the dude in TSM. Thats why you cum buckets over them. their a decent team, nothing more. To normalfags like me, its a 2/10 performance. To you, its 11/10

>Lulu's idea has a dragon dick

Oh boy, can't wait for Contest Guy to hire an artist that doesn't do inhuman dicks for the pic

>Patch Notes:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch

>Useful Sites:
lolskill.net/
op.gg
champion.gg
counterplay.xyz
surrenderat20.net
also lolking

>retarded Pre-season and Assassin's stuff:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/preseason-2017

are you trying to impersonate me or is it a very unlikely coincidence

what

eyosongive.us/arcadeclean.jpg

how big would Mfs dick have to be to make this work

like > 12in?

What do you do lolbabs to get ready to play ranked for the day? I'ma go fap and do a little bit of the wiggles to get ready for another shitfest.

>posted in wrong thread
(You|Cross-thread)
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Yeah, I didn't want to win anyway.

just jerked off to poppy AMA

What are some meme champs to play, Im done actually trying to win in ranked and now im literally just going to play to make goofy plays and annoy my teammates, whats guchi, riven, bard, shaco? Anything for midlane?

I take my antidepressants and sigh

>lolgen literally can't get enough of clg's cock, dickrides hotshot 24/7
>literally about to disappear forever from LoL

>lolgen hates on TSM, "REGI APE OOK OOK XD"
>top world class team that is #1 NA and swimming in money

>lolgen hypes virus
>literally butt devestated by no name shitters in NA

>lolgen hates on destiny
>diamond 1 and soon to be pro

>spamming old pasta
folyqa?

armstrong stay strong pls :(

What was the picture you did it to? I need this because of reasons.

I'm tired of you fucking faggots hating on Cloud 9 (HyperX)
You people realize they work hard as fuck to get where they've got right? right? right? hello? They are LITERALLY the underdogs of the NA scene. Let me give you a BIT of background information! Hai and Lemonn were on Orbit Gaming in 2012, and they lost the last spot into NA Regionals Season 2 to mMe. They both left the team and joined Quantic Gaming, along with Nien and WildTurtle. Quantic disbanded in 2012, then came back in 2013. With Hai now playing mid lane, they Qualified for the Summer Split. They have done nothing but devote their time into this game, and you faggots are hating, why? Cloud 9 decimated the NA scene with the longest winstreak in the LCS, and they show promise for competing at the world stage.

Get ready korean faggots, Cloud 9 IS coming.

Why is Riot support so fucking useless? It's like automatic responses is all they have. A monkey could do their job.

>>diamond 1 and soon to be pro

my sides

reminder that I was top 50 challenger but not even close to being pro

you got me

>futa
Disappointing

>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>clearaer ace
>>go to bran owith jasxc
>>bot lnae dont follow up
>signal them 10000000000000000 times
>enyme team gets the barron instead
>they snowball gfrom there and win

IM DONE WITH LIFE B Y E KILLING SELF

So what I gather from this is Aatrox continued to gank top which was a lost lane and kept dying to Irelia, while their Rengar went for objective ganks and succeeded because Aatrox was unable to contest due to being so far behind.
Right?

Pretty big
And she's not even in the top 3 sizes in League
League's ladies have huge dongs in general

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enjoy

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THIS ANIMU WAIFU SHITPOSTING BULLSHIT HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH! I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS A TIME WHEN WE USED TO ATLEAST STAY SOMEWHAT ON THE FUCKING SUBJECT BUT NOOOOOOO IT'S ALL "OH LOOK AT MY WAIFU LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME SHITTY JAPANESE SHOW EVEN IF THERE'S A BOARD SPECIFICALLY DESIGNATED FOR THAT" YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

AND WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO AVATARFAG. ARE YOU REALLY SO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN EGO THAT YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY LOLI PRINCESS MAGICAL STAR FAIRY SUGOI!? NO! I FUCKING DON'T! I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT LEAGUE MAYBE SOME LEAGUE WAIFU'S FROM TIME TO TIME BUT THAT'S IT!

IT'S NOT EVEN LEAGUE ANYMORE. PEOPLE JUST COME HERE TO SHITPOST AND WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO STOP THEY JUST ":^)" AND TALK ABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS OR THEIR GAY ORGY THEY JUST HAD! FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO REDDIT WHERE THEY ATLEAST HAVE MODERATORS THAT TRY UNLIKE THIS JANITOR WHO DELETES LEWDS AND NOTHING ELSE! ATLEAST THE LEWDS ARE SOMETIMES LEAGUE-RELATED BUT GOOD FUCKING GOD

>losing to a dirty weaboo
>not dodging when you're relegated to support

cmon mayne.

is it ever a good idea to build infinity edge on graves?

reminder that I was top 50 challenger but not even close to being pro

this so much fags don't even understand how big of a gap it is from being Challenger to pro let alone D1 or masters

learn english before posting here please

they're too busy telling us the important shit like:

Fiora is fertile
Graves vapes
Jhin is gun-sexual
Azir is straight
Riven is infertile
Singed eats rats
Yordles cannot be impregnated by humans
Shyvana is fertile

>small tits poppy
4/10, it's acceptable. barely.

do you want a level ~25 im probably not going to play this game

Bring back the golden age of supports

>it's 14:30
>queue up
>5 minutes queue, champ select, dodge
>10 minutes queue, champ select, dodge
>queue up again
>5 minutes queue, champ select, game
>/remake
>5 minutes queue, champ select, dodge

Hownew.ru

pls user I would greatly appreciate it

>1 week lol ban expire
>didnt bother to make alts/smurfs/what ever the name
>que now
>dont even feel like playing
>dont play

i dunno, i think i lost it..we make funrifts on euw? i dont mind playing with you guys, but after i got placed in bronze 1 after placements, i didnt even que any ranked games, and normals are just soo fucking boring, i literally dont even feel like winning when im winning or losing when im losing, i just watch the silly champions doing silly animations and its like im in the shower again

"what am i doing with my life" "this isnt just a phase, or it would end long ago" "where am i going to be in 10 years, dead, by the dumpster with a needle in my arm?" "why the fuck i didnt answer that cute girls messages, she was asking me out for fucks sake, how could i think she isnt really into me" "why did i skip 3 days from school, i didnt had any plans.."

man i just want this life to start making some sense, or to get back with my ex..nothing in this world makes any kind of point, anything i do will always have the same outcome, i will simply die in the end, i still wonder what she's doing at this moment, is she happy? is she sad? back when we were together, this life had some point, i knew why i wake up, and now i will never make her smile, i will never play with her hear, i will never make her proud, she will never lie on top of me and cover my face with her hear like im in some kind of tent where i never have to worry, be sad, be bored..

what is the point of living?

This thread is turning into an Italian restaurant with all this fucking pasta

>he doesn't have a waifu
what a loser

destiny is like diamond 5

i feel like anything under master is just dogshit these days if you want to talk about 'going pro

'give me like 20 minutes

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

play the game u fuckin 14yo fag

>Fiora is fertile
>shyvana is fertile
to be fair this is pretty important stuff