Daily Bike Thread /DBT/

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awesome

by about 30 seconds. thanks though bro.

now prepare for HARAM

you guys get laid all the time because of your bikes right?

willies for BAE

that looks pretty good actually

yea but only because im a cruisercuck and into limp dick old men

my bike gets all the bitches.

but none of them want to have sex with me.

absolutely right

that dirtbike looks like halo and mountain dew had a threesome with monster energy while call of duty watched

I'll take that as a compliment I guess it was meant that way
thanks user, you too.
it's an Enduro btw not a dirt bike

Kek

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>Want to play MGS
>Don't remember controls
>Controller is ded
Welp, here's a motorcycle

Nice try wr anton thats not an enduro bike

Yamaha told me it is ;-;

and you can clearly see it off road here. it definitely qualifies.

nth for rainy nightrides

Sup nigs

Sup bruh

Just got home from seeing Cavalera Conspiracy. A lil drunk and trying to play over watch.

Life is ok

>that rear tire

Meh

Nice, wish I had anything new gen to play

>tfw bike is coming up on 12k valve check
>probably gonna be expensive as shit
F-fug

what bike

Don't need to burn off strips to have fun, contrary to popular belief.

I know right! I just don't have the tools to do all that shit, otherwise I would.
I hate how much it costs to bring it in though, ugh.

>Don't need to burn off strips to have fun, contrary to popular belief.
it's more fun tho

gotta go fast

I didn't fuck up this time.

>Don't need to burn off strips to have fun, contrary to popular belief.
>says the tripfag that can't corner

>tools

It's usually just a socket set and some feeler gauges m8

even shim kits are cheap as all fuck

can you please not comment on turning, we've seen your webms.

Just at least wait until you're more experienced thanks.

Probably only takes basic tools. If it's just a valve check it's easy as fuck. It's valve adjustment that's a bitch.

It reminds me of pvp in WoW before it got gimped out.
I like it so far

You're making me want to renew xbox live so I can play BF4

>xbox
get a pc tbqh

Never posted a WebM, thanks.

Don't know what those are besides sockets.

You are 100% correct, I've had my license for 3 weeks now. I suck ass honestly

Fun is entirely opinionated. Some people find it fun to go fast around corners, some find it fun to go slow on back roads, some find it fun to accelerate up to speed in a straight line, it's all up to you.

Plus his strips aren't even bad now desu senpai

BMW F700GS

Do it nigga.
I gave away my xb1cuz it was garbage. I roll ps4 now

Stop. I can only lol so much

They're tiny pieces of metal machined to tight tolerances

You can also do adjustment with those and the standard shit (sockets, good torque wrench or you kill you are engine)

It really needs valve checks every 12k?

I can't stand paying for the new consoles, plus paying for games, then DLC, then online play.

And I don't have the energy to keep up with PC gaming. I don't play enough to make it worth it anyway.

if you openly admit you don't know what the fuck you're talking about why are you talking?

>Plus his strips aren't even bad now desu senpai

> I've had my license for 3 weeks now.

honestly what in your brain makes you imagine you have any ability to comment on this?

I feel like I can comment when I see someone being a bit of an ass, common courtesy I suppose?

honestly you could do valve checks after every season and not give a fuck

>some find it fun to go slow on back roads
these people are called cucks. I used to think like you when I was a dog shit rider, too.

That's 95% of Veeky Forums since about 2014.
A bunch of kids who got handmedown cars and meet up with their highschool friends in parking decks at night.

common courtesy would be for you to stop posting because the last thing /dbt/ needs is another idiot who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about trying to give advice.

I only online play while drinking. Makes it less shitty.
But once I get skyrim remastered I doubt I'll play much else.

Sounds like the oceanfront strip where I live lol

Literally went riding with a group that went up a touge and back then sat on the sea wall for an hour talking about upgrades to their fz-07's.

Well looks like I need to reconsider! Thanks user, you really showed me the light.

Everyone starts somewhere.
Plus, I would think you'd be happy about young people showing interest in your hobbies?
It means they won't die out any time soon.

I'm sure I'll move on some day. For now though, I'm just enjoying myself :)

Yep. Shit like that is why I ride alone.
They'll spend most of their time here at the local spot on the strip asks maybe a ride around the corner for beer n good. Than back home to blog about how much they ride

Yep. We literally went to a pub and they all ordered calamari because of the squid meme

You are missing the point entirely.
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.
Just sit back and listen and learn.
I also couldn't give less of a fuck about your interest in any "hobby".
Masculinity will keep these hobbies alive. Not fat mouth breathing cunts on some image board.

Kek.

The struggle is real yo. Fuck um.
I go through more oil changes on my bikes than these fools do tanks of gas

>Brosifine telling people not to talk about shit they know nothing about and sit back and listen
>Brosifine giving decent advice and making sense
Jesus fucking christ what has this board come to

I used to play the fuck out of some BF3/4. Mostly drunk too kek. Never was a huge fan of the RPGs

Aww. It's ok bby. I'm sure ur not that fat

>they all ordered calamari because of the squid meme
Calamari is gud tho

I...I actually have no idea, I can't even find it in the manual. Some places say 24k so I'm not sure. Dont want to risk fucking my bike up since I love it.

But at the same time I plan to throw another 10k miles on it by January.

I'm lame and grew up playing D&D n reading fantasy novels. So I rpg it the fuck up man.

Not hating bro just not really my thing

I guess MGS is sort of an RPG though, and that's my favorite game series.

All good man.
So far overwatch is a pretty legit shooter.
The harambe character is cool as fuck though

I'm all about that dark souls 3

And yea the mgs series has always been phenomenal.
Cqc as fuck

You mean "Berserk" we all know the truth

>"Hobby"
Not sure what you're implying here.

Masculinity is a completely arbitrary term, and mark my words, it'll move on from vehicles in the next century or two.
I do agree, however, that nothing done on this cancerous site will change that in any way.
Although I'm no fat cunt, I do breathe from my mouth sometimes. Didn't know that was a bad thing?

Also, I don't understand what platform you stand on when saying that me calling fun arbitrary is "not knowing what I'm talking about" or "giving advice."
I even openly claim to not have much knowledge on the subject of bikes, so I don't bring that into it.
The argument on hand had nothing to do with technical know-how, and I think you may just be upset because someone is posting an opinion that you don't agree with.

Also
>projecting :^)

is my sword Guts enough?

Slab as fuck senpai

>DS3
>Invisible one-hit-kill enemies the Game(TM)
No thanks.

get gud scrub

Filthy casuals not welcomed

>tfw I am the definition of a filthy scrub

Ignore Brosifine, he is a faggot.

Senpai if you're not going DEX you might as well kys now or else literally anyone else will take case of you before you can get to the second 'a' in "balanced"

Also first day of polytechnic after five months of playing vidya. This'll be fun

So basically the only way to survive in DS3 PvP is to have a high DEX and so parry/stunlock?

I have 4 builds for PvP nigga

Str, Quality, Sorcery, and Faith

dex fags are the worst

>OW
I'm too poor for that so I started playing TF2, got 160 hours this month and am still a total scrub, I have 30% more deaths than kills and I know that they don't really matter but still many of those were scout V scout duels that I fail exclusively due to me not being able to aim. I should clean my bike

xX_3st0csp4m_Xx
Also I thought it was DS2 for some reason. I can't play ds3 for the same reason I can't play OW except more because I have an ancient i3-550 in my rig that also has a gtx950 so there are some slight optimization issues.

ds3 pvp is a joke and you all know it

>old i7 950
>GTX770
>16GB RAM
Runs pretty much everything just fine at 1920x1080. Next machine you build, if you can stomach Win10, get a midrange new-architecture i7 and good motherboard and you'll be set for 5+ years.

>Buying the Goy's own Intel
Nevar!
J-j-just wait for Zen
Make sure to pick up your new GPU with HBM RAM while you're at it

>nvidia
you were just asking to get cucked 2bh

I fell for the 300 meme, Veeky Forums.

2000 miles into it and I'm longing for a bit more power.

If I were to upgrade, what would I get?

Would it even be worth it to go to an SV650?

I'm a pretty small dude.

sv650 is an amazing bike
the 300 meme takes many lives

I generally avoid PvP in games like that. You have those people who maximize the art of being a complete prick who've played from closed beta; not my mug o' rum.

I honestly know nothing about AMD's current and upcoming offerings.

>moutaboikes

liter peter

Yes
No matter how small you are, a 250 is still too tiny

What roads do you ride on?

>riding for 3 weeks
>380 posts
go to reddit

I have no life, thanks for noticing!
And I'll be staying, but I appreciate the advice. Never been to Reddit nor do I plan on visiting

It also seems like you re the only one that has a problem with this?

Post bikes, please