Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

Can you be more specific? That's very ambiguous.

Who makes creatine, and who makes the most?

Did you know that you can shove ian into the deep fryer without killing him first?

Deep fried Ian is delicious.

RealestEstate 994
Harse Theef 842
Strawberrytan 718
2edgy 430
Gigiekk 278
Bartkins111 218
Pvak 184
Kerogene 184
Xevonix 180

Alright.
It's intentionally harming yourself.

I recognize about half of those ckeys, neat

Multivac here, I'm sorry Lenny, I tried teleporting you back, but the CMO fiddled with the teleporter while I was busy with the captain and I couldn't set it back to the initial coordinates, I think it got decalibrated by too many teleportations. I really tried bringing you back. I would have fiddled with it more, but the captain wanted to card me and we had to leave.

Killing Ivan felt good though, what a fucking convoluted kill that was though. Using conveyor belts, ZAS and mass drivers to space someone actively trying to escape was fun.

What a ride that round was.

>All of them are shitters

Really gets the wheels turning

We are reaching powergaming levels that shouldnt be possible

Is it self harm if you eat a cyanide pill mislabeled as tricord? You intentionally ate the pill yourself

>but the CMO fiddled with the teleporter
it was already decalibraited when I tried to get a dead guy from space and I had no time to calibrate it again since the wilde ride was on entire shift

Alright.
It's intentionaly doing harm to yourself with actions that you know will lead to harm.

This is just from 3 months
Top of the list made 1k creatine in 3 months

Like finding love

Nyaa

Is it self harm if someone runs into a shocked grille placed in the main hallway? You know what a cable under a grille does.

Did he place the grille over the wire?

Maisu wite: Top tier sec
>be warden
>Officers Think HOS is fishy, noted this and kept an eye out
>notice officers Chase clown for 20 minutes instead of taking care of ling
>Shove clown in perma, multiple people attempt to assassinate him, ignore it because rules of nature
>meanwhile maisu gets demoted to med doc for being a clownhunting shitler and trying to valid the HOS
>Breaks into perma to try and secure his IC issue valids
>Gets chased for breaking the law, was going to question and try to escalate things to chain of command like he should have tried to do.
>idea: falseflag clown sighting in holodeck
>sure enough he fuckin shows up armed with a stunbaton
>attempt to arrest
>other validhunter shows up and shit escalates, it is now 1v2
>Maisu Wite says, "Kil-l-l-ll th-h-his-s-s-s cun-n-nt-t"
>get robusted and killed by ivan, not before emptying a secglock mag into maisu.
>whines in deadchat asking why i fucking was trying to arrest him and why i tried to kill him.
>he honestly believes he is in the right
>Round finish, HOS is innocent.

Really? fucking what was this round? Maisu never EVER play sec again.

Irrelevant: If he walked into it you can deduce he must have walked into it on purpose, since nobody was dragging him and airflow didn't push him into it etc.

alternatively, were they warned about the grille?

didn't I recover your body from security office along with mime's and revive you? or was it after this?

newbie here, With what tool I can remove the power cables/wires?

probably yes. Mime was in the fray, but i dont think he was on anyones side.

It's fine, I managed to lose my drill and toolbox when I went to try and stop Ivan so there was nothing I could do once I got to the vault anyway.

Since it's not certain he was able to notice the cable underneath the grille, and if he placed the grille on the cable by himself, you do not consider it self harm, unless he specifically tells you he placed it.

that's covered by the previous reply

>You know what a cable under a grille does
alright
>running in a dark hallway and bump into an electrified grille, get ashed
not self harm
>walking into a grille which you know is electrified
self harm

Is lack of precaution self harm? If he had been warned of a shocked grille beforehand and he still runs into it, has he intentionally harmed himself?

Well was he warned against that one particular grille that it's shocked, or against the fact that grilles with wires are shocked?

What about running into a grille that is lit? I.e. you are able to see that it's electrified before touching it.

you mean noticing that it's electrified an instant before you get ashed?

it was not deliberate, so no

So in order to be self harm, a human must know with 100% certainty of the possibility of harm?
What is the threshold for noticing before it's considered self harm?

there's not threshold, they issue here is whether the action was deliberate

It's very hard trying to determine if something was deliberate or not. How can I tell?

What the fucking fuck is this fucking image?

that's another subject entirely

we have defined self harm, good luck identifying it

if youre asking this from the view of an ai or borg, literally no player has put half as much thought into self harm as you're putting into it.

>harse theef
>strawberrytan

Amazing

Play the better byond game with actual roleplaying and a player driven world, a game with actual characters not just shitty 13 year old /pol/ tier indian gimmicks.

But if I can't identify self harm how can I know when to ignore it?

Wirecutters.

Fuck off Bay

This isn't a fucking roleplaying game fuck off
Fuck
Off

When it's used to blackmail you.

I didn't say you can't, I wished you good luck

if you're not confident in your ability to do it you shouldn't play silicon roles

>33 people

>This isn't a fucking roleplaying game
when will this fucking meme end already

How do you correctly identify self harm?
So far we deduced it's when a human comes into harm that he had full knowledge about and in a deliberate manner.

FUCK
OFF
BACK TO BAY
THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAYING SERVER IT HAS NEVER BEEN A FUCKING ROLEPLAYING SERVER.

I AM FUCKING TIRED OF YOU RETARDED SHITTERS COMING IN HERE, SITTING AROUND IN THE BAR LIKE RETARDED ASSHOLES KISSING EACHOTHER, POPPING OUT OF CLONING TUBES AND GOING 'DOI I DUNNO WHO KILLED ME LOL ITS ONLY ROLEPLAY BRO HAHA' AND FUCKING UP MY ROUND.

FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF TO BAY, YOU STUPID ROLEPLAYING AUTISTIC FAGGOT.

>justifying popping out of a cloner and saying who killed you
not even bay, but that's shitter as fuck

What did you expect?
Sportaflo?

Fuck off retard
Thats how it's always been
If you dont you fuck up peoples rounds and let antags go free to kill more people
Not telling people who killed you should be a bannable offense for being a fucking dick

lol

so what you're saying is all you want is to validhunt?
I've got a 6 letter word that starts with H, ends with E and has "Ippi" in between. Maybe that's better for ya.

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>fantastic games like ss13 and DU will always be trapped in byond hell and never break out to realise their full potential

I cry every day

Thanks, doc

Fuck off

Ill play where I want to you fucking roleplaying autistic faggot
Go back to bay

Simulator games in which every item and all the physics are like in the real world in how many decades?

And I'll play where I want you validhunting shitter
Go back to hippie

I've never in my long career of autistic internet hardcore roleplaying ran into a good community that doesn't revolve around socially retarded sperglords

SS13 casual, semi-RP is the best option

You people fall for the GB2BAY shitposts every single day folks, even if he indeed is that retarded, ignore it, otherwise you are the retards for fueling him. If he really is a hippie tier faggot, he will get banned inevitably, no use falling for the bait, regular discussion fuels the thread just fine enough.

FUCK
OFF
BACK TO BAY
WHAT DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THIS RETARD
THIS SERVER IS NOT A ROLEPLAYING SERVER
FUCK OFF RETARD

If only we had some shit technology to like slow down your perception of time tremendously thus giving the machines in real life enough time to simulate an accurate "real time" simulation of existance for you.
Of course, that also means playing for 30 mins would equal to thousands of years having passed in real life. Might be a bit odd when you take a quick break to play SS14 and when you're back your family is dead. We might need life extension technology as well.

FUCK
OFF
BACK TO HIPPIE
WHAT DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THIS RETARD
THIS SERVER IS NOT A NO RP DEATHMACH
FUCK OFF RETARD

Are you that guy who got assblasted in ahelps and banned yesterday?

why on earth are you so mad? it's a video game.

Yes user, we surely need even more technology to distract ourselves from existence and wipe us all out from a lack of incentives to fuck, leaving only blacks and yellows on the earth, especialy just for space station 13

I'm currently in the bar sipping on a long island ice tea on Veeky Forums
The way things are currently going me and a metafriend are gonna go to dorms and ERP using steam chat so we don't get banned
we've been roleplaying lewd things in the bar too

It appears to be fresh OC.

Taking actions that you intend to cause harm to yourself.

Now define harm for me. Law 2.

post logs for proof

gib chatlogs

gib pics

wew

So is it not self harm if the human didn't intend to be harmed from it?
If a human shoots himself with a russian revolver, but they didn't intend to be harmed from it, it's not self harm?

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>Try detective
>always get print on murder weapons
>copy paste them into the databse
>never get a match
what in the fuck is going on

They thought I was rogue because I wouldn't let them beat on the clown whose only crime was being more robust than them.

>tfw to smart too play sec

How do you use spacepod weapons?

To your knowledge, you ate tricord, not cyanide
While you had the intent to eat the pill, you didn't have the intent to eat cyanide

Remove Vox

youtube.com/watch?v=pKcyYeZqlh4

it was during a non-vamp round

What if the human knew the pill had a 50% chance to contain cyanide?
What if the human knew the pill had a 1% chance to contain cyanide?

No. A human willingly taking risks is not self-harm. Ideally, you want to prevent that stuff.

>So is it not self harm if the human didn't intend to be harmed from it?
It is not. Still harm though, so prevent them from doing it.

>If a human shoots himself with a russian revolver, but they didn't intend to be harmed from it, it's not self harm?
That is correct.

If they assumed it was tricordrazine, then it is not self harm.

Will post at end of round to prevent icky ocky

reica please come back to medbay
you are shitter but at least you know your job
also who is your favourite doctor?

Is more harm worse than less harm, or is all harm equal?

>reica
>knows her job

Lmao no
Shit tier cryo mix
Shit tier work ethic
Shit tier doctor

She doesn't even try to do her job, she just fucks off to the bar to jack off like a retard, and refuses to come back unless you treat her like a special snowflake and PDA her

My favorite doctor is probably either Alex Jacques, Ginger, or Yahir when he isn't in a foul mood

you're just salty about the memechair