Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Me neither.

Does anyone else feel like dying?

Ah... but Elk is crushing on me.

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tfw bun will never have a crush on me

>bun and kiss AND fwha posting

i'm out! *hops into bed at 5pm*

Please get a trip

Show of hands, how here hasn't had Elk crushing on them?

Is it safe yet?

No crushing on Elk allowed.
Don't ruin his purity.

>tfw to intelligent to be liked by /xivg/
:(

yes

Why is the discord in the OP?

post c@pits

Felix I've always felt horrible that you were webbed

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Elk is pure and my bf

Wrong Discord, it's the ERP one.

>user is having a meltdown about nothing again

i'm out! *hops into bed at 2pm*

I dunno I asked you first

I've attempted to make one twice now, but then something comes up or I get kinda bored cuz there's 1000 different options. But maybe soon, if I decide to sit myself down and actually do it.

Oh, nice! Crushes are fun c:

I don't really have crushes long because I'm pretty forward and just tell the person how I feel. I only use the word crush in the thread because...uh...idk.

Sleep well, don't fuck up your sleep schedule too much.

runt post. Also,
>purity
Haha..hahahhaHAHAHA

God, I want to push your face into the ground and fuck you right after an S hunt so that everyone can see.

not only discord, but ippiki meme video

Do they think Ippiki makes the ops?

goddamn you are a special kind of retarded

can we post an xivg spider power ranking?
which spiders weave the stickiest webs?

reminder that elk doesn't crush on anybody
he lures people in by saying he is all lonely and depressed. just to get people to like him.
once you like him he could not care less

>haters save your screenshots
Autographed for you, fuckboy.

safe from the purge? never.

elk is mine stay away

>wtf, this guy's being honest, real and mild-mannered
>THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED SKREEEEEEE

which ebin do you think smells the worst irl?

i always imagined paks and sha to be the worst smelling

please join us ^-^

100% paks or tofu

>No tsundere Highlander to tease and do symmetrical docking with.
>No bokuko Highlander to put in a maid costume and make squirm and beg and call me Ojou-sama will tickling her muscular cock.
>No Highlander gf at all.
Why even live?

>honest
>real
pretender at best desu

how do i get elk to crush on me

>amber whines about the xivg discord being in the pastebin
>puts his own erp discord in the thread op

Nice.

you're alright user

We were discussing /doze poses, dude

If you're just going to creepshot everything, why are you there in the first place?

post meme tier names and yfw you see them

It's pretty easy to tell when most people are acting like someone they're not.
The trick is to talk to them when they're as angry as possible and to see how they act compared to when they're calm, and/or happy.
Not that I've ever seen Bun get angry, so idk why I wrote any of that. lel

f'whalon rhiki

general nausea

i want to erp with the poopbox!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. The ERP virginity was broken.

Not even him but don't lie, I looked in your discord too. It's literally only bad clipped poses to look like cuddling or sex, and one channel is a bunch of new mod screenshots. I have never seen a discord full of lonelier people.

Go outside.

I'm not webbed by anyone though?
In fact I only even know like 4 people.

Pure enough by Balmung standards.

This OP image is perfect. I love you, user.
Let me make it worse for you, bro.

elk has posted his dick multiple times

>Viewing Cutscene
I don't have a face that captures the one I made when I saw this.

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link

>the current conversation is the entire discord
Why are you even there if you don't like it?

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I was implying something user...

Oh no, a random called me retarded, lemme go cry!

I didn't start liking Elk cuz he was a little whiny bitch though, he hasn't been like that at all with me actually now that i think of it... have you ever talked to him? He's actually pretty witty and funny imo.

It must suck that you've attracted so many horrible people in your life that you've become this jaded. Try and find nicer people to hang out with and perhaps one day you can be happy too!

Kiss please... -_- I only get angry about once or twice a year, and that's if someone really pushes me. But randoms on the Internet will never bring me to that point, cuz... why should it.

Jerking two invisible catboys

Oh no....Stratos...

based valvey BTFOING losers as usual

shyvana sp (squid pussy)

there will be tying up, with a noose.

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>But randoms on the Internet will never bring me to that point, cuz... why should it.
Truer words have never been spoken. I feel like most active posters here need to realize that.

God, if only.
Purge 'em good.

made me laugh

Why would I ever help you out?

All your posturing about meeting women and "courting" them and you're just a massive grown man arranging your character in sexual poses to jerk off to.

>unironic orbitting

>this thread

how do you ironically orbit someone

>me

Does Valvey play on balmung?

he did but he's on phoenix now

he transferred to phoenix

Do you really like catboys

I don't get why you'd do this after someone did something nice for you

here u go famalam

he transferred to be with sera again

because sera and vjera are psychopaths

but valvey isn't much better, don't feel too bad for him

who knows they probably have a humiliation fetish as well

sera is in soft though

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7299751/

Meow

Sera is autistic and doesn't know when people are being nice

Don't respond to it.

*eviscerates a baby and has sex with it* Meow

thanks i needed that

Valvey is just really dumb/naive

*responds to it*

incoming valvey transferring back

screenshot this post

stop

he knows he just doesn't care