/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Whatcha speedrunnin'?

>NASA planning or pre-planning or something
speedrun.com/nasa2017/forum

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
speedrunslive.com

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Rio5tv3Kpy
twitter.com/trihexx/status/793950796433850372
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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The Dog Tamer Astigmatism

This general has been pure AIDS to the speedrunning community. Do you ACTUALLY think there's any value in anything posted here? Everyone good has left, and now every thread is the same 10 shitposts on repeat.

Dude, In all honestly, complete disclosure, I am fucking done with /srg/. Do you know what its problem is? It lives 6 years in the past, holding on to some pipe dream of a return to purity. Yeah trannies and cultural marxists are vile and invading speedrunning, but super right wing fat basement dwelling stream monsters are pure cancer plain and simple. And what have you done about it? Ironic shitposting, tranny posting, monkeys? Making yet another anonymous post about how uyama & co are making bank by exploiting idiots who watch speedruns? Posting people's tweets, people who are ACTUALLY involved with the community and doing great things, instead of having the stones to take something up with them using your identity? or shit, even just using your stupid weeb speedrunning handle would expose you too much apparently. Wow, great job, it's almost like you aren't just projecting your own insecurities and are jealous of runners who are faster than you or make more money than you, maybe both. All of the "memes" that come from /srg/ are literally the most cancerous memes ever. Literally everyone in your real life likes you less for being such an overbearing sexist scared little faggot bitch. I fucking hate this place so much.

>inb4 some dumbfuck bandwagon monkey poster comes in here trying to defend his overweight lifestyle.

Lose some weight before you reply to me. Seriously, do a few pushups before you reply.

Any reason to speedrun point and click adventures?

>tfw no autism, no mental illnesses, so no WRs

AndrewG fuck off.

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>drumpf

is our guy

>POTUS

top fucking kek

delusional /pol/ fags OUT

stop fat shaming

>drumpf

Reminder bertin was right

>drumpf

why now?

bertin is a stupid nigger with stupid nigger mental illnesses, fuck hurtin

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you're late

late to being early!

>de birdposter

remember when squid went full damage control and privated his twitter?

jeremy marks from bournemouth LOL

you can't speedrun blindfolded

how did we reach this point

how as a community did we let this happen

we are all to blame. we all could have did something to prevent this.

the signs, they were all there, and we did NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!

who is we

remember when you got openly baited

vocaroo.com/i/s0Rio5tv3Kpy

bertin? more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass

monkey poster on absolute suicide watch after seeing this

his name is squid poster

I am a proud srg poster

twitter.com/trihexx/status/793950796433850372

>he still has the normie thing backwards

impressive

proud srg poster = pathetic, incorrect, irrelevant stream monster

dam rite

>when a pathetic srg stream monster posts about a successful speedrunner thinking they would even feel anything from it, let alone see it in the first place

lmao

Planning on starting glitches mirrors edge catalyst soon. Any thoughts on the game?

>successful
>speedrunner
every time !

you're using "let alone" backwards. the more impactful clause (the situation that is even less likely) should come after this phrase, not before it. your post should read:

>when a pathetic srg stream monster posts about a successful speedrunner thinking they would see it in the first place, let alone feel anything from it

the more you know, eurobro.

Stream monsters WW@?

Let's talk about degenerate fags
Trihex and Dugongue are two good examples

Kappa / hey guys

grindxmonkey is the biggest example
>cultural marxist
>grinds 16 hours a day minimum
>only plays shitty meme games nobody gives a fuck about
>bird laughs and banshee screeches, basically only capable of non-human noises
>NEET chav
>obsessed with shemales and minecraft
he's absolutely pathetic

Ever one of these epic pathetic stream monster bullet points are untrue. As expected from /srg/s saltiest.

based squid

>STOP EXPOSING ME OOH OOH AH AH!

Hell yea boi speedruns

>de screaming freak

anyone here watch speed runs?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>de screaming, salty, obsessed stream monster c u c k with no lick of truth to any of his posts

based squid

beanie stream

but i wanna play civ

wtf you said you'd stream

i said "probably tonight"

it's only 5pm duke hasn't even left for class yet

fuck off

imagine duke walking to class with his thick rimmed glasses and karl marx book tucked in his fanny pack

blogging whale strikes again

(((toufool)))

>have to sit in the very back row of class because i was posting on srg again and didnt show up on time
>still a guy next to me that can see my screen
>asks me why i like monkeys so much

help what do i tell him hes going to find out that i like speedruns

This month, my life will come back to me.

so u r saying that duke is the monkey poster huh

we need to advance the srg narrative, its becoming very stale.

just let it die

so this is how it ends....

where the FUCK is the beanie stream

>there's no hope for you my nigga

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how old is this non-speedrunner?

who the fuck is speedrunmning ARTIGHT NOW

im too comfy rn sorry

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speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid

who

does headcrab get offended whenever squid says "boys"?

it is natural for trannies to do that

>speedrunning

where have you been anime!!

u guys are PISSING me off

who the FUCK is stREAMING

*takes a look at the game m1 is streaming*

mhmm. yep. fucking typical. ugh.

>tfw bene betrays you

dead

they can't keep anime down though!

i know she said she was my friend but never send me any armpit pics

just watch pykn and do your homework

>de loli keyboard

The TRUE Road to 250 Subs

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OOH OOH AHH AHHHHHHHH

SHUT THE FUCK UP

yeah fucking kill yourself bud

>86 posts before a monkey post

new record

monkeyposting has been on a decline since ion came back and started 16 hour grinding shifts to dethrone squid as the top grind monkey

>monkeyposting has been on a decline

you lost me here

ion doesn't post monkeys, it's all doracrab

are you living in a bizaro world? ion doesnt even speedrun

you're right, grind monkeying isn't speedrunning

what's the latest news in the world of chibi or cosmo?

get help

narcissa has been a girl for 1 year and 1 day

what have YOU accomplished in that time?