/owg/ - Overwatch General

better idea, let it 404.

So is gold rank (low 2000's) about right for a decent player that only plays with randoms (on PS4, so there are some really shitty randoms) or am I just a shitter in denial?

To the user who wanted McCreexZarya greentext, please wait a little longer. I've got a major case of writer's block.

Cutest and best pairing

>Watching low MMR stream
>Eichenwald Defense
>They are literally holding the spawn doors instead of the bridge

This is hilarious.

Post rollercoasters

how much longer? Should I go to bed or will you be able to deliver in a reasonable time?

how i get dat

>heterofags
>in my /owg/

I really love Reaper.
Help me. We're going to get married one day. I love him so much.

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Don't forget about the discord OP.
so I did give the discord a feature to where I can assign characters to everyone, so people can look and see who plays which characters just by looking at their roles. Im hoping this will allow people to recruit players of characters they need for team comps they want, and help with synergy.

discord.gg/014lnn50kdJsWtIek

If you join this discord, say up to three characters you feel most comfortable with playing in the introduction chat so I can assign your roles.

ALSO EVERYBODY GETS EMOJI MANAGEMENT POWERS

Given how inflated the placements were, you are a shitter in denial.

You're the ones getting salty over an opinion. You just HAVE to reply to everyone who shit-talks Winston because you're his #1 fan club. I should have known.

That depends on when you go to sleep. A hour if you just want shitty green text, probably tomorrow if you want an actual story.

Masteroverwatch.com

>One line indicating they don't like eachother
>Ship them
What the fuck

>dropping 700 SR within 3 days

what a dumbfuck system

Yeah. Only 22 days away.

can i have a shitty green text in an hour and an actual story tomorrow?

I placed 67 S1 and then 2.9k S2 as a solo PS4 player.

Really though, don't think about rank too much as a solo. It is all luck of the draw.

I had an absolutely baller S1 placements. Went 9-1 with multiple people in mics each game, just slaughtering each game. Captured points in most games in less then 4 minutes. Hanzos getting 50 elims, everyone doing their jobs. This was all with pre-buff D.va and some Lucio. S2 went much worse, hence the drop. Lucky S1, not so much S2.

Solo Q is legitimately a game of chance. Not many people are good enough to carry in this game, so don't beat yourself up. Even '''pros'''' can not carry every time.

tfw got gud

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Sombra will be playable on PTR this friday though

shits creepy pham

>tfw i realised i forgot to buy Ana's candy emote
JUST

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>You just HAVE to reply to everyone who shit-talks Winston
>quotes from a cross-thread
You think I'll let you have the last word that easily you dumb D.vacuck?

>subplat
>on ps4 no less
Get better, that's bad

I can't wait for the Thanksgiving event when Ana gives out pox blankets

Finally hit Diamond as a support main!
Fuck anyone who plays Pharah, Genji, or Tracer, you're not good and you have no presence on the team
Mei players and Reaper players are my boys

Speculation time. Be as detailed as you want. Damage, cooldown, as detailed as you want. With this image 99% confirmed What do you think sombra will be?
>class
>health
>shield
>armor
>passive
>primary attack and damage if you want
>secondary attack and damage if you want
>ability 1
>ability 2
>ability 3
>ult

Use some of these if you want but respond whatever you want.

he's saving himself for his one and only. My condolences

>caring about PTR

I don't know about her E and shift but it would be amazing if Sombras ult turned on friendly fire for a few seconds even if it was only at half or quarter damage.

>Attack on Hollywood
>Playing Reinhardt
>We're pushing the payload
>Friendly McCree ults
>Doesn't kill anyone
>Hurt them though
>I rush in swinging
>Quadruple Kill!
>Play of the Game is McCree screwing up his ult and then staring at a wall

FUCK
ME TOO

[says something bad about Winston]

bbs.ow.blizzard.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=660620&extra=page=1
List of chinese players banned yesterday for hacking
Some translated:
If I don't get POTG I'll stream me eating shit
I crushed Seagull
Heal me, heal me, I NEED HEALING!
Killing you makes me tired
The world could always use more butts
My main account is at Top 500
Oh let's FUCKING break it down!!
Group with me i'm super good as Hanzo
Group with me i'm super good as Reaper
Group with me i'm super good as Genji
McMei
Lucio Shimada, the third kid of the Wall-Climbing Bros
Tracer went flanking and never returned
Justice Rains F-ughhhh
It's High N-ughhhh
I'll never ult as Hanzo
I won't draw my blade as Genji
I hope there's no Reaper in Heaven
Chief of King's Row
Cleaning crew of King's Row
Security Chief of Hanamura
Genji Shimada, the prettiest of Hanamura
Owner of Hanamura's game center
Mayor of Ilios
Aimbot and Wallkack, deal with me
Aimbot
I got aimbot and wallkack and will crush you all from CN server
Fish that loves eating cat
DARE to leave or I'll pull your penis
CAN'T STOP STUDYING
Sounds like someone's sayin' that I'm handsome
The Great Retard
GF that leaks air
Miniature Bra
Hey you dropped your tampon
Call me the God of Bitches
Ugly guy with thick lip and smelly feet
Can't think of a name
Beloved Concubine, hold my dragon dick
Loving lolis is so great
The shadow murloc
Son of Odin
Dad, don't touch there
Hanzo's armor-piercing bow
All praise Blizzard
Boom shakalaka
The pussy is saltier with salt
Bruce Wayne
Used to be the best McCree
Reaper don't cry

tfw addicted to watching bad players stream OW

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I love Jesse McCree

Links.

Smug French spider

A genji or tracer that is not 3500+ is total trash every time

Low SR players just don't understand those picks are useless at low SR...

[quotes your opinion]

Paladins didn't rip off Overwatch completely.
But they definitely have kits that are straight rip offs but they try to combine it with elements from HotS and League.
And they don't succeed

that silver guy stopped streaming, im watching this annemunition chick play now but she's actually not that bad

Class: Sombrero Hakkar
Health: 150
Armor: 150
Shields: 150
Passive: Enemies within 10 meters are slowed 25%, enemies within 5 meters are slowed 50%.
E: Reset (to max) all cooldowns on target, cooldown 8 seconds
Ult: Pauses the game for 60 seconds

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Defence
100 health
100 Shield
0 armor
no fucking clue for the passive
Submachine gun attack
Summons drone with shift that attacks autonomously
Drone self destructs with e
Ultimate: Haywire
Resets ally's cool downs in vicinity and reduces enemy ultimate gauge by 50% (even if full)

why did you save this and reverse it

and he loves little brown girls and their moms

delet this right now

I just save what gets posted

I've been searching for legitimate bronze/silver players. I have a weird fascination as well. I can only ever find people deliberating losing.

Their roadhog is an actual tank with a hook that works so there's that.

Shame about the everything else

she will be playable on the 22nd of this month

>Let me tell you why my favorite character is better than your favorite character

Back to square one. I'm disappointed in both of us.

Why is widowmaker blue

why is this child black? genetics are weird, don't question them goy.

she gets depressed when she thinks about her dead husband

Because she's sad, and only I can make her happy again

Metzen has a corruption fetish

oh and she won't be at blizzcon either, they are showing off different heroes.

I wonder what the people who were in denial about the Sombra leak being true are doing right now. It was extreme denial when the Junkenstein info was true and they still refused to believe it but with the second leak how are they handling it?

Slowed heart rate

they hate each other
that means they must secretly want to fuck each other
do Mercy and Pharah even have any lines together?

I want to impregnate the female members of the Amari family

How to fix Pharah

>Give her 100 Health 150 Shield so Rocket Jumping is a plausible play style without having to give up some of her precious health bar
>Do not keep PTR knockback nerf
>Increase splash to 20-80
>Decrease rocket travel time by 30%
>Increase rocket magazine size to 8
>Increase reload time by 20%
>Increase hover speed mid air
>Increase fuel tank
>Reduce Concussive Blast cooldown by 2s

>hook that works
Please elaborate, haven't played Paladins.

does even one person actually believe this?

Hi, welcome to literally every fandom ever. I don't think it's all that bad as ships go, there are definitely worse. Mei is really the only one who's openly hostile in their interactions anyway.

well it's not like you could impregnate the not female members even if you wanted to

Well I'm not
Winston isn't even my favorite character

>wanting 2 autistic kids

>turn her into a flying junkrat

Ana is way past her childbearing years

isn't everyone in paladins a fucking bullet sponge of skyrim porportions? how does a 1 shot mechanic work

I don't know why but the hat makes Ana extra lewd.

>hook that works
>it can hook someone if it aims at another hero any further than 50000 lightyears away

Do go on

giving her a bit of shield is a good idea the rest are not.

>so Rocket Jumping is a plausible play style
And ruin that HILAAARIOUS voice line? Not in a million years

>how to make pharah broken
I'm glad the silver surfers of /owg/ have no control over game balance.

Somebody at Blizz has good taste

Who is this glorious artist? is there more?

I like the proportions except for the lips and absolutely hate the color scheme
I don't know how people can have such bad taste.

This thumbnail looks like kid junkrat with half his face covered in a shadow

Literally only a 7 splash damage increase, and 250 health isn't a major buff, but 150 shield is.

I've got time my man