EVE Online General /eog/

Attack Of The Clones edition

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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then all the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

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Future:
>Winter: (New) community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/building-dreams-introducing-engineering-complexes/ , drilling platforms
>Nov 25: Eve Down Under
>Nov ??: updates.eveonline.com/coming/fall/ click through for devblog links on F2P and LINKS, plus teasers for rorqual reworks, industry structures, visual updates AND also free stuff, plus a new ship


Past:
>Sep 27: Coronation of Catiz I
>Sep 13: Mining barge overhaul, some new frigate models, capital module balance pass
>Sep 12: CSM 11 first summit
>Aug 13: [SoundCloud] WH CSM Townhall 13AUG2016 by OrangeEagle
>Aug 09: Citadel contracts, dmg/rep visuals, clouds performance boost, cargo notifications
>Jul 26: AT prizes announced (blood raider variations)
>Jul 23: Goons move to Delve, SMA closes
>Jul 19: Broski joins then kills QFC
>Jul 18: Billboards submissions open
>Jul 07: AT rule changes: 10 players, no cap-xfer, no CDs, blood raider ships encouraged
>Jun 29: "Shadow of the Serpent" event began, serp capitals introduced
>Jun 28: Citadel trading, overlay vectors, new implants, drugs legal, NSA nerfs, triage/seige/bastion now ECM immune, mass fitting
>Jun 23: RIP SP dailies
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

9000001. Unsubbed players

wow this general really is dead
thats what happens if you let it run on memes constantly

polite sage

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I'm johnny and that wasn't me.

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Let's say I got a 14 day trial purely for the purpose of making as much money as possible before the end of the trial ends and I only have access to alpha clone features, what would be the easiest/best way to do so?

I only want to play the game for free but I'm wondering if a 14 day trial would allow me to kickstart my alpha clone before they come out on the 15th.

It's all right, I don't miss your alliance of jacking off over each other's avatars. So I guess we're even.

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wiki.whitestagexitbag.org/doku.php/public/memes/hg-sex-slave

This is what your alliance is like, you also have a lack of empathy witch would indicate autism. If anyone would have a reason for suicide, it's you.

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>old memes

Is that u Eddie

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You sound a bit arrogant thinking I know who you are/can be Bothered to figure it out. I think you're more johnny meme than me. Like get over yourself senpai.

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I just joined a C4 WH pvp corp, where do I come on this list?

As a side note, I feel like I'm starting a whole new life after becoming so used to real space, WH's are rather overwhelming.

you have a lack of spelling accuracy 'witch' would indicate being retarded.

3/10 made me respond

Daily reminder that the moros is the worst dread and the nag is better than the moros in every field of the world

MUH VOID

exploration

Hail still does more damage

Give the Moros its drone bay back.

Embrace it user. Best Eve years of my life

Remove the fire rate bonus and repairer cycle time bonus

Give it a 5% damage bonus and a 7.5% bonus to rep amount

There, cap problems fixed and the moros no longer caps itself out on guns alone

Yeah I'm pretty excited, although it definitely seems like I'll need to put a lot more effort in than I'm used to.

Are Chimeras and Archons bottom tier now? They don't seem viable now as carriers are DPS platforms, and they consistently deal 25% less then their counterparts. Or am I missing something?

Depends on your corp I guess. But living without a station or easy access to modules and ships can be difficult. You will learn to live with what you bring with you

chimera is garbage, the archon as well but at least has a decent fighter bay

The archon has an extra low slot compared to the thanatos, this will make up most of the damage difference or can be used to make an archon much tankier than a thanatos can be. The chimera is pretty bad though.

so fit an extra damage mod

Can carrier do anything but fighters and perhaps neut?

no, it can't do anything but apply like 3000 dps from infinite range and have ridiculous capital hp

You can kill its DPS though. Triage was really good though with 1000 DPS backup

>carrier
>ridiculous hp

it's hard to kill fighters when the fighters are killing you

Mostly

Their higher tank threshold doesn't help them in their actual carrier performance

The thanatos will consistently out dps the archon but the archon gets another low that can help its damage. The chimera is absolutely bottom of the tier, it has little going for it over the other carriers

Being a true caldari patriot is suffering

>chimera

but muh tank

Daily reminder that the wyvern has the same fighter bay as the thanny

why does ccp hate caldari?

>80% discount on an ugly skin

>Kicked off our homeworld
>All our ships considered to be for carebears for years
>Finally take back our homeworld only to get kicked off again
>Now our carriers suck
GALLENTE KEEPING US DOWN, UPRISING NOW!
CALDARI PRIDE NEW EDEN-WIDE

>caldari

anime nazis pls go

>cookie cluster
>Jackie Whatever
>johnny meme
>slamjam

lol

If you want tips on how to name characters as good was me, 100m in game

>as good was me

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so user, why haven't you tapped into the ERP market?

I already run a ring of whoring

c-can i join

This is not god tier to you? That's just 1/7 accounts.

>not tengoo

brand new player here
which corp has the best memes?

All-Out

Goonswarm

Doomheim

>le eris PI man

Pupper Appreciation Station ofc

CCP

tfw no man to satisfy and bear children for

I hate when guys think I'm a slut just because I'm a trap

tfw no user to bear my puppies

broski north

One day I'll be brave enough to venture out into low sec and kill some niggers

Is it too late to get into this game?

No,

Wait for 15th of this month and you will be able to play it for free.

Or start a trial now and use it for free after nov 15

what's the comfiest way to play? something mindless and chill would be nice.

Find a different hobby

I have a good grasp of how eve works, just think of mindless and chill as relative terms.

I've always imagined mining in a group to be kind of chill and relaxing. I've never done it though, so I can't say I'd recommend it.

mining isnt chill
if you're in a mining barge you are constantly at risk of being suicide ganked in high sec

>highsec
>barge

>not being maximum comfy

>mining in a frigate
>literally doing nothing

what's this? As I don't play the game I don't know what you mean just by a pic

I'm one week old, not exactly competitive for pvp, but I would like to engage in it. I'm thinking of using combat probes to scan down mission runners in highsec and destroying their MTUs. I don't want to engage them though since I won't stand a chance in my Rifter or Thrasher. Is this even possible?

I wouldn't call it pvp, but yeah sure. mtus have a lot of hp, so I'd bring the thrasher

confirmed

Try Faction warfare, you can finance your pvp losses just by playing

its a mining frigate
they are good for going into low security areas and mining relatively small amounts of valuable ore

except that's not what's happening, and there's no valuable ore that's valuable enough to do that kind of thing

right, but they make easy killmails

>stabbed covops frigate in the middle of a 100km gas cloud

good luck

>tronhadar

so it's like nefantar but with dull blue instead of gold

who are you talking to you scruffy black bastard

>Comparing it with good tier nefantar

someone said they're going to make skins cheap, but are they going to make them good? there's so many bad ones

Probably not.
Like the latest Amarr ones and Crimson ones are shit tier effort recolors.

ded as fuq

I'm ok with some no effort recolours, but some of them are worse than unskinned and just look really awful

Goons confirmed bears.

wow this game is fucked

say that again and I will ban you permanently

(you)

what's wrong with khanid

They lost the Succession Trials.

stabber

>tfw no 5th lowslot for efficient plate rep

haha epic

>mfw plate rep fit with web point and multifrequency runs out of cap in seconds.