Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

You need an ID that's in the middle of the ship to pilot the shuttle
It wouldn't have helped

>tfw body stolen

i'd pay five bucks to beat up zephyr

you can sax them with a jetpack and they will fly into space at somepoint

I'm currently messing with those floor safes that spawn in wizard dens.

What items do you guys think should be in the pool of possible items obtainable from cracking a safe that spawns in a hidden asteroid room?

I know spacing people like that is such a shitty thing to do but it makes me laugh so fucking hard, I don't know why.

On the bright side I explored space intentionally several times looking for the salvage shuttle and never found it so consider yourself lucky.

Oh. Well thanks for that tip

Veal renders

firebird
random spellbook that activates as summon gun/summon magic
staff of fun

I'm sure me sarcastically thanking you just before I left radio range only fueled your laughter

I don't think it's feasible for a car to spawn inside a floor safe.

Plus firebirds already spawn in the dens themselves.

I like the spellbook/staff idea, though.

He's suffered enough. It's time for him to be allowed back.

>I don't think it's feasible for a car to spawn inside a floor safe.
Also what do you mean by cracking the safe? As a wizard or someone that finds the safe after finding the wizard den?

What should a greytider do after getting all their shit? Space exploring? Building? Stealing even more shit?

By "wizard den" I'm referring to those purple asteroid rooms with magic shit in them.

They have locked floor safes that have to be cracked, and safe-cracking is a nightmare.
This is made worse by the fact that the safes currently contain pic related.

Do xenobio and try and turn as many people as possible into slimes

oh never seen em before, but I love summon guns/magic
whats the point of being all powerful if you cant share it with others?

Whatever they want.

Hunting for valids seems to be the favorite though.

the end game of greyshittery is the creation, maintenance, and defense of a martial arts studio.

you got a picture so I can look out for them next time I'm a shaft miner?

>when you feel like you want to play a round of space but you dont wanna play a round of spess

why is clicking ready up so hard nowadays ive been logging in every time a new round is up for grabs but i just always end up closing the game

Make sure that when it rolls most of them are still empty.

Run-of-the-mill randomized xenoarch chaff. Also rabid slimes.

no weapon is greater ...

Picture of the safe or the wizard den?

... than trained flesh

...

den

Are there any eastern-looking things I could get for decorations? I'd love to set up the ghetto bar as a drunken fist dojo.

Nope
The best you're gonna get is mannequins as training dummies and a bunch of fucking swords

Here's a question:

Do you think a first-person 3D SS13 would work? Why or why not? Do you think it could ever go mainstream?

If yes, how much do you think the budget would need to be to fully realize it?

find someone who can make a 3d game with a higher level of gameplay depth than the original and it will work

The second it goes mainstream is the second the casuals will kill it with shitty normie facebook memes

>drop flashbang

Get fuk'd scrubs

I know kung fu.

>Kick

Enjoy your thrown flashbang being thrown back mate.

Any remake of SS13 can literally not work because this game has been croudsourced for a decade
So any remake will always be behind even if it's open sores

Who makes the most tramadol?

who cares painkillers are for bitches

It's probably Reica, she used to use it always for surgery. Outside of her I've rarely seen the chem made.

Impossible, it'd end up as a underdeveloped, likely to be clunky game that misses its point, if security could just kill antagonists with a pistol with ease, the fun of yaketisaxing tazer fire and shit would be gone, robustness would be shit, banana peels would lose it's charm, most jobs wouls be boring and honestly, I just don't think ss13 is doable without simple graphics.

kys

Help people

Real European Hours who up?

>Able to fight without any shock drawbacks
>Able to treat yourself while in crit cause you don't black out
No u. PK's are the best

I was just thinking about playing, but it's 3 am and I'm in bed.

It all hinges on you user, what am I gonna do?

Good one.

Who makes the most Paroxetine and Citalopram?

SNOWMEN MANNEQUINS W H E N

They can be different shapes and sizes, and this one didn't spawn with a floor safe, but they all generally look similar to this.

Depends on server pop on whatever server you intend to play. if its highly populated then go for it. If its as dead as night dont bother. SS13 can get boring as fuck when stations have a light crew.

But more important is a good nights sleep user. Does wonders for your mood and health. Also dont use Phones in bed silly

They'd never expect it!

>in the middle of eye surgery
>WIZARDWARS
heh

Damn, I get turned into a xeno and didn't immediately get fucked by wiz zams

This would be nice to see.

blinking is all fun aand games until you get your neck snapped by a statue

i'm american

Thanks for not murdering me by the way
t. shuttle xeno

eww

Do not listen to this man

Higher pops do not DO NOT equal better all the time

Higher pops bring shittery and anger, along with 20 minute rounds
Lowpop can be just as fun if you have the right mindset

>tfw round where we had a xeno security force complete with pAI's to talk

>still tried to zas me
t-thanks

>tfw you wanna play sec but you feel like you're too lenient with people who aren't in-your-face shitheads

is it bad to be lenient with people who aren't going out of their way to scream shitcurity at you and stomp on your nuts

Yeah im generalising but i prefer the chaos that Higher pops can bring. Plus Jobs like cargo can get boring as fuck it if its just you sat in cargo getting no orders unless you start a project in the cargo bay.

Hey, I wasn't going to chew through that grille just to get blasted by that fancy staff.

I play an HoS like that and it usually isn't a problem for me.

But be aware that every once in a while someone will take advantage of that demeanor and end up killing you.

>Not always planning a gimmick in cargo

You miss the point of cargo so much user, it ain't even funny.

xenos are immune to staff of change, I had no way of killing you

its ok no hard feelings

Oh.
It was my first time playing as xeno

nah im just fucking terrible at managing my time and im paranoid about the cargo techs just ordering useless shit like pets and random shit for personal use

1. Get a list of all valuable items not telejammed
2. Get to telesci
3. Steal

Don't worry abouv other techs, always ask em for help, if they refuse, go on your way and ignore them for the sake of the gimmick, but otherwise, don't be afraid to do it mate, just buy everything you need for the project and itl go fine, if it goes well, the others might even help you out more.

Don't shy away from gimmicks mate, the fucking chicken gimmick rekindled my love for cargo, its great fun.

But how am I supposed to get muh wild ride fix if I'm not playing highpop

Simple user, throw mutagen smoke grenades, ieds, and maybe try to inject some creation into monkeymen and tadaa, cure em all in less than 20 minute, artificial ride.

>tfw sexually aroused by AIs and cyborgs

t. Yred

>tfw sexually aroused by BILL

:\

>fetch
Pardon friend, but

Pick up that old pill bag

Walk over to the medivends

Vend out all of the antitox, inaprov, spaceaccillin, and activate charcoal.

Use the bag to pick it all up
Put all that shit in the fridge

It's free.

Always nice to see a valid not getting his ass sliced and diced.

Literally all of them by lore were criminals and lowlife scum sent to be Borged to suffer from being a Borg, none of them even are remotely sexual, and AI sare just brains hiding behind a screen.

Enough user, quit being a retard and lusting for shit metal casings for convict brains and screens of brains.

How do I stop getting murderboned every other round?
Do I really need to play this a s a single player game and not interact with anyone ever?

Not even a static name

I thought the Borgs were essentially just using the brains as processors, and the AI was a seperate entity from whatever personality was inside the brain?

Also,
>lore
Veeky Forums HAS no lore, or at least, no lore anyone accepts. Half the community has it as le edgy social experiment where EVERYONE DIES HAHA THEY GET ALL MEAT GRINDERED AT THE END OF THE SHIFT, and the other half just doesn't roleplay enough to care about lore.

git gud

Play safe, be wary of crew, hide in main, use ghetto weaponry, hide, or ask people for help.

Nope, Borg's are controlled by the brains, AIs are just brains in screens, both actively control them, Borg's just RP as beep boop fuck carbon retards for some reason, and actually, the lore is layer out in the wiki well enough user. No real excuse to make shit up.

reminder vox waifus

should be burned

>the lore is layered

The lore is kinda shit desu. It's essentially all either in-jokes or made up by exactly one (1) person with no real coherent narrative to it, and no actual information of use.

That's just about true for everything, but its what we base ourselves in, and its better than retarded "SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS, NANITRASEN RULES" shit

How to become unkillable chemical monster without the use of creatine