“Hey soldier, I think you’ve got the wrong door, the leather club’s two blocks down.”
Luke Baker
posting best girl
Juan Taylor
...
Kayden Green
Jesse McCree
Matthew Cook
So Sombra is Zarya's friend or some shit?
Parker Cook
>2 completely retarded teams in a row I want to die
Austin Ross
Me too. I'm never playing comp on Friday ever again.
>hanzo instalock >reaper starts sperging out asking him to switch >hanzo: why does everyone doubt hanzo >koreans start yelling at him to switch >team falling apart before any action can even happen >he does nothing, as predicted >doesn't change until they've taken 2 points already
Luke Rivera
>first game of the day >genji, tracer, mei, hanzo, mccree on defence >bastion, widow, hanzo, pharah, soldier on attack >no healers >no tanks
What the fuck do you pick in this situation?
I tried Zarya but, Reinhardt seemed to work better.
Jaxon Long
My first team couldnt group up at all Just refused to go in even in two's, people went in one by one to die horribly. The second team had all 3 snipers on defence and i nearly killed myself
Jordan Foster
She is an associate of Reaper.
Nolan Sullivan
Hana.
Jackson Morales
>Doesn't have a reinhardt in any map for both defense and attack
I mean with no healers its not really your fault
Aiden Young
You go whatever the fuck you want because the team clearly didn't care enough anyway.
Brody Martinez
Make it 3
Robert Butler
Smelliest and worst couple, by a large margin.
Nolan Torres
What happened now user? It can't be worse than the 3 snipers can it?
Zachary Gutierrez
Thankfully not, just an inability to push again. Nobody responds to anything in chat and even the super obvious LETS BREAK IT DOWN doesnt encourage anyone to go forward
Christian Kelly
>Play Reaper >Get hooked out of ghost form even though I clearly pressed shift before the hook got to me >Get killed by a random junkrat grenade despite having pressed shift before walking onto it >Get killed by a faggot tracer out of nowhere EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING PRESSED SHIFT THE MOMENT BEFORE SHE STARTED SHOOTING I WANT TO DIE
Noah Diaz
Reinhardt is very difficult to use on gold because they often just ignore the shield.
You can plant yourself on the chokepoint completely stationary and they'll go right through it to fight further down and if you follow them, you obviously get overwhelmed.
Luke Moore
It's time to stop queuing I think. You can't outheal stupidity.
Oliver Turner
what makes the game decide which hero to auto pick for you when you first load into game
is there a way to make it stop auto picking phara
everytime I see her I can't concentrate on the game and need to take a break to fap
Blake Bell
How can other waifus even compete?
Joshua Campbell
but it's thursday
John Wright
Fucking robot-hugging reddit faggots thinking that omnics have souls and shit
Lets see how much of that soul is left when the robot apocalypse comes
Adam Hill
Anyone want to play comp with me a little later? Currently sitting in 2800 and I really want to get to Diamond. I'm in NA btw.
Isaac Nelson
But that's not your OTP, user.
Joseph Scott
>I WAS IN ALPHA!
Jayden Clark
>You are cumming in me, dead or alive!
What did she mean by this?
Matthew Diaz
sombra
Asher Edwards
>One of those days where I feel like I'm barely doing anything on Lucio/Zen/Ana but I shoot up 100 rank to 3650 SR anyways
feels carried, man
Easton Evans
Pretty sure teammates in competitive aren't random at all and the game builds teams to get you to the rank it believes you deserve.
These enormous winning and losing streaks while playing exactly the same are too unlikely.
Parker Bennett
Literally every single competitive game on the planet has people saying something like this. Must be a conspiracy. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Colton Rivera
>play reaper on 20 ping >pop wraith form >animations trigger and all the ui effects as well >still get hooked a full second into wraith form >eat a roadhog combo and die t-thanks Blizz
bonus round >get hit by ana dart >take a biotic grenade, a pharah rocket and soldier rounds for a full half a second before my hero even starts to wake up
Aiden Roberts
You're going to cum, you're going to cum, you're going to cum dead or alive.
Adam Thompson
hoh
Nathan Martinez
well, the t. literally means regards so terveiset would be more appropriate, right?
regards, romance language pro
Robert Young
French spiders
Daniel Parker
Death becomes (You)
Samuel Jones
If the result is the same with two different teams, maybe the team is not to blame.
Who is the common factor in both ?
Joseph Reed
Reposting it since it was @ end. I've been tracking my progress this Season. Looks like I'm gonna make it to Masters boys
Does anyone think something like this would be helpful on sites like MasterOverwatch? Showing you:
• How many games, on average based on your past performance, it will take you to get to your next rank • Using statistical analysis to determine what rank you will be at the end of the Season if you keep playing like you have been • How many wins you need to get to your next rank
>t-thanks Blizz That has nothing to do with the blundering of blizz
Internet games are always gonna have lag and what happens on your screen isn't what happens on theirs
>bonus round There's a window when you're hit with the dart you can't be woken up by anything yet so to actually give people a moment to stop shooting you and waking you up accidentally, you probably get hit during part of that. It's not perfect but it's already an extremely broken CC as it is. And I'll glad say it's like Ana has two ults to be honest, I win so many games because of sleep dart...and lose them too.
Cameron Bennett
>widow with big tits
get it away
Gabriel Adams
So I had someone call me out for being terrible for the first time recently and I'd like to know if his anger is justified and I really am that bad
>Play quick play, I've never played ranked >Be lucio >Generally stay towards the back of the team since I don't want to get picked off easily >guy starts yelling at me telling me to charge the point, even though nobody else is pushing >says something about me doing nothing but shooting from 300 yards away >the next round he switches to mei and just builds ice walls to block our team the whole round Am I really supposed to initiate the push as lucio? I mean sure I can speed boost us in but I sure shouldn't be the one in front. This is why I don't want to ever play ranked.
Nathan Myers
Future meme ship.
Jaxon Reyes
tfw you're the odd one out in the streamstack
I ripped this image from moon's stream from yesterday so yes, I'm the one not in the stack
Eli Nelson
Okay thanks guess I will wait until then.
Luke Thompson
her legs are so detailed
Andrew Howard
We've been through this a million times, here goes 1.000.001: -loot box contents are generated at the moment you get them. It doesn't matter when you open a box, you'll still get the same content -event boxes can only be optained during the even. Same rules apply: content is generated when you get them, doesn't matter when you open them.
filthy dumb hoarder, skinfag scum
Noah Williams
Cutest and best pairing
Asher Martinez
>pick X class >someone else picks X >...then third >... >suddenly all are class X
This is getting more common than it should be
Sebastian Sanders
Well psychopaths attract each other.
Adrian Rogers
Big tits are an important part of breeding, user.
Caleb Hall
What players teabag the most ingame?
Luke Torres
>tfw you lose to a meme stack in QP
Is there a worse feeling in this game.
Brandon White
>not retirement home
Camden Green
Reason 64 why I dont play Quick Play.
Ethan Long
Fuck new characters.
A new character isn't going to make the long stale games modes any more fun. New game modes are more important.
Charles Gray
I want my own tied up hana.
Gavin Hill
>Generally stay towards the back of the team since I don't want to get picked off easily You should pick zenyatta instead then With lucio, you should always be leading your team to the objectives Sticking with them so everyone can benefit from your aura
your playtime on him = your total objective time
Henry Hall
What is objectively the best skin in the game and why is it nomad?
Oliver Phillips
Why are her hair amplifier cords?
Owen Sanders
Not everyone religiously stays in this general. And I was just saying it since I just got promoted.
Aiden Turner
>leave game Problem solved.
Bentley Moore
nomad and it's variation are garbage, also seems to be a shitter magnet because every genji using it is garbage.
Austin Lewis
post evil mercy
Robert Rogers
>spams memes >uses shit skin on a shit hero
pottery
Adam Jones
Mommy is never evil, she just has weird phases.
David Peterson
>play roadhog >mfw eating shitty Zens for breakfast
Kayden Howard
Why would you want to play as a sand nigger?
Jaxson Gray
What crosshair and color do you mainly use?
Let's see if this corresponds to rank too.
Kevin Myers
They have a brawl for that. And yeah, new characters change the meta a lot. Ana alone made ults less of a problem because of her sleep dart.
William Fisher
Taegukgi with golderino cannons
Logan Smith
>they are working on adding new lines for when D.Va block ults with her DM
I hope it's going to be something really obnoxious and rage inducing. Preferably specific for each ult.
Colton Gray
This. I hate sand.
Brody Morgan
I learned to love Roadhog last month because I wanted to try my Legendary skin. So much fun to pull a Reinhard or a Healer from behind
Wyatt Bailey
Is it worth keeping this skin to sell it later?
Cooper Wilson
Big crosshair No bloom White 3560 sr
Wyatt Myers
...
Jaxson Anderson
>no game will ever have teabagging as satisfying as in the Halo games
Connor Bell
Bruh, dont be racist against Sand. Sand is pretty cool.
Oliver Morales
green dot 3650
Adam Wood
My friend told me he had an app on his phone that told you what skill level you were for each individual hero (e.g. hanzo platinum grade 1, zarya gold grade 4, etc.).
Does anyone know what the name of this app?
Easton Jenkins
Only certain Ults, cancer Ults like that pile of shit Mei don't give a fuck about Sleep Dart