Veeky Forums, try to say 5 nice things about my car

Veeky Forums, try to say 5 nice things about my car

Looks like a retarded praying mantis had sex with a Nissan Versa.

...

it exists
it has an engine
it works
it has tyres
it has (fugly) headlights

It has a roof
It's painted
It shows you have money to waste
Front disc brakes
It's not American

It lets me know the person is by default a bad driver
It lets me know they don't do research on anything before buying and are gullible as shit
It has okay resale value because anyone who would buy one is probably gullible as shit
It has ok handling for a crossover
It looks like a praying mantis

Did I win?

Jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie chan

Why does Nissan's design suck so much since the last 1 and a half decades?

Remember when Nissan was main competitors with Honda and Toyota? Haha.

It's quite small
Nice color scheme
It's a nismo at least
...jackie chan?

It's the best ugliest car you can buy

>Renault-Nissan Alliance

Ring the bells?

Use to be
Not anymore

But that's German, they're always ugly

I love my bells

NICE CAR

Fuck off reddit

>Juke Nismo RS

because that had to be done

Nissan had balls to release a car looking like that. Looks nice with a 2-tone colour scheme.

It's not a Kia
Ummmm
That's all I got

Stay cucked amerifat

It's white, the best color--most desirable of all the car races.

It's tall. Easy to look down into miatas.

Big cup holders for your big gulps.

Descendant of the night kid's GTR.

Comfy interior.

The interior is practical and can hold a lot

That video of the guy driving on 2 wheels for a mile

You get used to the looks eventually

Power for the one you have is probably pretty decent, but cvt o ly for the turbo is what i remember hearing.

MORE LIKE THE NISSAN JOKE

>>Big cup holders for your big gulps.
Nissan knows their target market I see

You can always pun about them Juke boys being in a whole heap of trouble.
It's such a hate/love love car, which is good.
I want these to be sold to other people, and you are one.
It's pretty quick for a daily.
It's advancing CVT tech wich is going to be great in the future.

a friend of a friend has one, manual, and let me drive it:
>great shifter position
>great clutch feel, easy to tell when it bites
>love the felt steering wheel and light steering feel
>tall seating position doesn't detract from the driving experience
>black interior with red accents is a gimmick I like
I'm wasn't sure if it was awd because it felt like fwd to me, I would assume the engine bay is hella tiny and of course you have to look it before you get in it, wouldn't own one but I would willingly drive one on the daily

I test drove one and it felt great with a good punch.

Lots of storage despite being small and toss-able, I like how it looks (pic related, another car that people think is ugly that I find gorgeous), and I think it's a great value in terms of new car money.

Ultimately I ended up getting an Civic because muh gas mileage. If I was going to get an SUV, this is the only one I'd consider.

looks like a car from speed racer
10/10 would put a 5 on the doors and a giant M on the hood

I'm actually not gonna be an ass... so here I go.
>it's relatively quick
>has a nice interior
>looks unique
>good car for the price
>it says nismo on the front

The tires are still inflated.
The rims aren't curbed yet.
The fenders haven't been dented yet.
The wing mirrors haven't been smashed off yet.
And you haven't torn the bumper off on a curb yet.

All in all, I'd say you're doing much better than the majority of people who own these.

>l-look at the name
>I-it's mexican i fucking swear