Cars you wouldn't drive

Mine has like 15,000 miles and literally spends its live on jackstands now because im too chicken shit someone is going to fuck up my ride. I know what I have

I hate minis ;(

I know user, but I'm literally 8 months away from my next promotion which means I can finally live in a middle-class area again. (bills suck)
I can't wait to finally have my own garage instead of sharing my buddy's (I appreciate it but the guy is a fucking slob)

>Insecure 17 year old who treats epic maymays over actual knowledge

Prius
Camry
Corolla
Avalon
Etc etc

this monstrosity
here in europe they are a plague
everyone that gets a driving license buys a e36 and then act like their dick grew 10 cm
fuck e36

>buy E36 Compact
>put 325i or 328i engine and manual gearbox in

They are cheap shitboxes, but they are cheap shitboxes with potential.

I mean if you -have- to have a BMW sure.
but value for money there are much better options, which is what I think turns the guy you're responding to off to them.

i don't care
if i get rich i'll literally start buying them one by one and taking them to be sold for metal.

Same in America m8. Fucking BMW heads.

nothing wrong with bmw, i personally like the e21 or e28 and even the e38
but not e36

Any car can be fun if it has an engine and wheels. You just need to push it more

besides, knowing my luck I'll get comfortable and ready to own one and have to spend 3 years finding one that fits my criteria (Low mileage, OEM everything, good condition)
yeah, I know, but I already have 30k in the bank and it grows every month. I can afford to be picky.

well if it doesn't have an engine you'll LITERALLY will have to push it

That's the OP who replied to you.

you're the first to reply to me in this thread, bud

>you'll literally will have to push it
>you'll literally will
>you will literally will

Wtf dude.

Super KEK shit!!!

i keked out loud desu senpai

Any german car.

Anything American. Tesla, Ford, Chevy. Doesn't matter. I won't drive those death traps.

t. Civic owner

>I won't drive those death traps.
>t. Civic owner
lol

3 time civic owner here. Pretty much a tin can. Definitely would not survive a collision with an ameri-brick.

Kek. Same here senpai

This is excellently laid bait. It's not funny, but it's far better than the sewageposting we usually get here.

basically any lambo/any similar supercar

I'd drive anything, that was given to me as a present, because I'm poor and I'm not an ungreatfull entitled pice of shit.

This, couldn't fit in one

Any french car.

fiesta st or corolla e140

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

this

and in bikeland, any cruiser

He didn't say you couldn't sell it for a shitbox+food and shelter

I love Minis

Feels bad that it's a woman's car.

My girl love this shitbox

Really?

If it's a woman's car shouldn't most of Veeky Forums love it?
Like the Miata?

This isn't even bait, NC is faggot trash

I'm sorry but your integra isn't that big of a deal, get over yourself
Inb4 "muh type r"
It's trash.

just re-read that and realized
sorry, alcohol does things to my wording.

the same, there is propably not properly washed semen on the seats

>E36 compact
>bad
BMW just marketed them wrongly. It's a nice and fun hatch, the 323ti and 318is atleast. They killed it with the weak engines.

>tesla
>death trap
they have great safety ratings
>inb4 you cherry pick the dumbass who drove head first into a trailer at full speed on the highway because he was on autopilot and watching harry potter & not looking at the road

>furfag
>thinking his opinion matters
You belong in an asylum mate.

same applies to the next generation, would even hesitate to drive the v8

>Seam welded chassis
>Performance suspension
>Weight reduced from factory
>More powerful engine

You literally have no idea what you're talking about , you salty furry faggot.

You drive a shitbox festiva, a volvo, and a miata, you and your shitboxes will never amount to anything.

So salty that you'll literally shit on anycar remotely better than your shitboxes lmao

My wheels are literally worth more than your car lmao (if you even own a car)

:(

why senpai

my socks are literally worth more than your life lmao. (if you even have a life)

when I was a valet, they were some of the shittiest driving cars I've ever been in, sunfires were pretty bad too. interiors were also awful.

I would drive a new mustang though.

bruh...
is that seriously your reply?
are you fur real right now?
BRUH.

>B-but my knockoffs a-are worth more than your c-car

Polishing a turd and besides, your shitboxes are worth nothing compared to the cars you project your inferiority complex on to.

no bmw isn't marketing anything wrong. kill yourself.
also
>1.8
>fun
>they killed it with the weak engines
are you like 18 and think picking up 16 yr olds with MUH BIMMER is fun?
rid yourself off this earth.

Okay I'll believe you and ignore the tons of pics and threads about shingo'd civics lately

Smells baity but yeah, would not drive a miata even if you paid me $1M. I am a straight white male, using that would be like joining a gameshow for gays

I still have self respect

>real life faggot detected

nice post man

JDM for life.

Camaro
Mustang
Any Dodge product
Any post-2005 Mercedes Benz
Any post-E46 BMW

>being this mad at a brand of car you're not going to buy anyway
>being this mad at people who buy that brand
The only teenager here is you.

no, the problem with these is that fuckwitts that just got the license drive them to pick up 16 year olds. atleast in my country.
every single one is rotten. they are a piece of junk.
i might buy a bimmer, just not the cance36r
the offer that you should kill yourself still stands.

You're OK with properly washed semen on the seats?

>knockoffs
How about no?
lmao