Green text thread new car technology is stupid edition
>be me 17, midnight, crave 7-11 food >took dad's spare key, and thought out how I should go about doing this >I'll turn the car on, and slide out the driveway in neutral so that I don't wake dad up >but apparently they lock the steering wheel and brakes when the engine isn't running >freaked out as the car isn't braking or steering >runs into neighbors nice Subaru WRX STI parking across the street >cries like a little bitch as the anti-theft alarm wakes the whole neighborhood up >no insurance, still paying the debt till this day
Jacob Taylor
>be op >be fucking retarded you deserve it you dumb fucking shit. You could have had a debt for anything, OP. You could've had school debt for a good job You could've had car debt like STIman for a nice ride You could've had credit card debt like you just hit New Orleans up for a good time and lost it. Instead, you chose to hit someone's property. Kys my man.
Aiden Brooks
All you had to do was turn the key to run without hitting the starter.
Fucking inbred moron. You deserve the debt.
Christopher Adams
How fucking loud is the car that you couldn't start it? And how retarded are you to forget the emergency brake is a thing?
Leo Anderson
>freaked out as the car isn't braking or steering Brakes do work even without power brakes in the USA. That is usa law. You just have to stomp harder because it is now manual brakes and not power brakes. The failsafe option is there because of usa federal government safety law.
It was your mistake to not stomp the brakes. But instead, you only had your "oh noes, where are the super easy to use power brakes?" reflex.
Kevin Reed
oh that was whats happening, what about the steering? is it the same for power steering?
Luke Rivera
>what do you think supplies power to "power" steering and brakes
Josiah Moore
You deserve the debt you fucking idiot.
Gavin Walker
>not pulling the handbrake >illegally operating a vehicle at all instead of fucking walking/cycling to 7-11 >"craving" garbage convenience store """food""" Sounds like you deserve everything that happened to you.
Easton Ortiz
>new car technology is stupid Power steering and brakes aren't new technology. My '89 Honda would do the same thing in the hands of someone as stupid as you, as would many other cars that are even older.
