A woman I know just offered me sex in exchange for repairing her car

Only if you're a cheap whore

get herpes

murder+suicide

When I was 18, I use to work at Advance Auto Parts. One time I sold an alternator to a cute girl who was 29. She drove a early 2000s v6 Mustang and I drove a 2003 GT. She realized that and subtlety begged me to change her alternator for her. I said fuck it. Clocked out for a 30 minute lunch break and changed it out for her behind the store while small talking her. This was during winter under a tree so it wasn't even hot or anything. She bought me some McDonald's and when I was done and started her car up. Right as I said bye and everything and was walking away with the tool cart, she said "hey can you come check this out here?". I walk up to her and she said sit in the driver seat. Then she came into the passenger seat and put her hand on my dick and began giving me that look a girl gives you when she wants dick. Those who know, know. Anyways, she started kissing me and then pulled my dick out and started sucking it. She sucked me off and I came all up up in her mouth in the driver seat of her Mustang. I had no fucking clue what was going on because I wasn't really flirting with her, I was just being a nice guy and was kind of ignoring her while she was talking to me. After that she dug in her purse and put a $20 bill in my pocket and her business card. I ended up calling her and she became a almost daily FWB all throughout that winter and spring until I transferred out of the city to a different college. She was into all kinds of kinky shit and literally did whatever I wanted except anal. I looked her up a couple weeks ago and she's still cute. Got a kid and married now.

I have something to tell you:

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make sure to have theme music
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No, OP. Real racers don't need girls.

Things that didn't happen, for $500, Alex.

This

My sides!!

A woman I know just offered me sex with her car for repairing her?

I should.

Fuck her then fuck her car.

>be me
>19
>chick from work has minor accident
>knows I work on cars, asks me if I will fix hers
>look at it
>replace the hood and the front bumper, nothing else is even bent
>tell her I'll do it because fixing cars is fun
>only takes a day
>find panels in matching paint at local wrecker
>bolt them on
>long day, kind of sweaty from working on the car in the sun
>she says I should stay for dinner (still lived with her family) and hang out a while
>thanks but no thanks I need a shower

>standing in shower
>what I just turned down hits me

This kind of thing wouldn't happen if women weren't so oblique and just came at the problem in a head on fashion. Go for it OP, appreciate the straight-forwardness of the request.

Upvoted

>what the fuck is going on in this picture
That's a photoshopped image.

A car I repair just offered me a woman in exchange for having sex with it.

Should I?

Jesus is she trapped under there? The car isn't even off the ground, and there looks to be only like 6 inches of clearance...

Sure. You fuck her and then you walk away.

>Adjusts scorpion jacket

If you feel like you need sex, then your car simply isn't good enough.

i could do that if i had no tits

Girl Tits or Man Tits?

>I accidentally became a prostitue

GENDER IS MERELY A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT YOU SHITLORD, I JUST HAVE TITS, THEY AREN'T MAN TITS OR GIRL TITS JUST TITS OK?????????????

That's a guys arm reaching for the tool.

Here is the thing, tell her she'll pay for all the parts that need replacing and you'll take sex for the labor. Then it's up to you if it's a job worth doing.

Post ur tits nao

Dude she paid you 20 bucks to suck your dick?! In her drivers seat! You cucked her good. Good story, gave me boner feels.

Thats what he said to his mum.

>Chews on toothpick

Niceee.

is that what Juan said to trigger the white guy/girl?

Bleah. That's literally an IRL whore move. Like sticking your dick in the water of a porta-potty at an Aerosmith concert and swirling it around.

LOVIN' AN ELEVATOR

Get the sex first.

Demand payment in advance, then think about the job and increase your price tenfold.

How expensive would the repair be?
It might be a better deal to charge for it than pay for sex.

How is she fitting there without jacking up car?
You like them flat OP?

Cash and trade.

>autism intensifies

Show us your girly arms, faggot.

no
don't
she's going to claim rape the sue you for your better cars before she texts while driving them and repeats the same trick on the next poor bastard

did she offer her virginity too?

You're delusional. Spend less time on /r9k/

>If you make me a sandwich I'll let you take my dick later.

Depends. First is about your personal convictions and honor.
Seconod: Do you need to spend money in the repairs? Because if you need to, you better rent a prostitute.

>i drive...

Fucking awesome, but dont fuck up your marriage and kids over some slut.

No its not delusional at all

>officer he wouldn't let me take my car after he fixed it
>he asked to fuck me
>I didn't want it but I had no way of getting home!
>he raped me!

lmao goddammit

op never help women theyre just gonna fuck it up again later by backing into a ditch

...

Fuck her up like you're about to fuck up her car.

Tell her you only raw dog and never pull out.

We got a winner.

I work for Advance now. This isn't true because we wouldn't let someone who drives a Mustang work for us. Thanks.

yes nigger are u fucking retarded? Start wrenching ans go get your dick wet

NOICE.

>reading comprehension

Implying

Implying what?

is she hot

Just remember to get paid up front.

>implying you wouldn't love to be The Driver.

I would look exactly like that if I decided to wear a dress and put my torso under a car.

Mostly because that looks like a man's hand.

> Reading comprehension
It was her mustang not his

> reading comprehension
he had a 2003 gt also

you're a fucking idiot

>girl I took on a few dates but we didn't hit it off
>we are still friends and talk on social media
>phone rings one day 'help user my car broke down on the highway'
>I happen to be nearby with my Merc Vito work van
>mostly cleared out because I put a mattress in it on the weekend then get wasted in the city with friends.
>easy fix, coolant pipe leak and I had self healing tape still in the van.
>let engine run and get hot to test
>we sit on the mattress in the van, it has AC.
>ask how she plans on paying for my time
>she already knows what I am getting at and we end up fucking hard
>fix worked.

>2 months later she OD'd on pills.

suicide or retarded? if suicide that's pretty sad man

Suicide. Veeky Forums related she got a $25k car on a 5 year loan at 31% finance a week after I fixed her car. I guess retarded too.

Currently a commercial driver with Advance.
5 of our guys drive Mustangs. Only one of which is actually built (08 Shelby GT with fully forged internals and a bigger blower) and one of the front guys has a new edge Mustang as well.

Pretty sure not one if them knows how to turn a wrench though.

I chuckled heartily.

>put her hand on my dick and began giving me that look a girl gives you when she wants dick. Those who know, know
This is my favorite part of the story. On Veeky Forums, realizing that when a girl is grabbing your dick, she wants dick is considered being knowledgeable about girls.

>women

I don't get it

keeps fucking with the radio

Ok

If it's a simple repair, show her how to do it herself then tell her to stop being such a whore and relying on her used up body to get shit done

Shelby gts don't have blower. You sound ignorant as fuck.

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time

>Those who know, know.
k lmao

>muh honor
Nice meme.

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

I should sleep.

I'm not a Mustang guy. So I wouldn't know.
But looking under the hood, he definitely has a big fucking pulley on his supercharger.
Like I said, I doubt he's done any of his own work, but he keeps his time slip in his wallet specifically to brag.
Running 10.6's in the quarter is pretty impressive for a car that heavy.
But again, not a Mustang guy. He said it came with one. Still a pretty nice car even though Im not a fan of that year.

>$25k car on a 5 year loan at 31% finance a week
holy shit wat.
is that a loan shark or something?

>A tripfag named Abaddon

lmao go back to /x/

Thats what daddy's thinking