Dota 2 General - /d2g/

old enough ;)

so i hit 5k and i've been looking for a team to scrim with for the past month and a half but all i can find are players with like fucking 500 hours and i'm pretty sure some of them are boosted after talking to a few on leddit

does anyone know where i should be looking instead?

>soe is coming back to dota
>nobody will remember who she is

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banana
shitstain
slamma
dogshit
jamma

why doesn't she just get a husband & have kids or something

James broke her heart man

yea fuck james, good thing he's gone from dota

>white women
>ever settling down and having kids
she'll get knocked up at some point though then maybe she'll find someone to take care of her

this is too true fuck

Probably calm down on that "red pill"

see this is honestly true for women in general but eventually she will get someone with the 18 year pay check at the very least once she get old enough to where not even desperate virgins think she is attractive

WHAT

...

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

probably checking on her belly because she felt fat for a second there

SO THIS 'SMASH' IS THE US GOVERNMENTS ATTEMPT TO WEAPONIZE AUTISM, RIGHT?

what, it's just dehydrated potato you sperg

yes, mafia is the primary vehicle of it

who's ready for some shitposting?

you razbandeled me there m8 :^)

wait, does EG have worse odds than NP or am I just a DKP?

>tfw i have obligations and cannot 4chanpost with my coposters during this digitized sport event

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so insanely giga assblasted, wew lad

this is a poor version of my forced meme

desu

>EE vs RTZ

>mfw the 'lag has successfully repressed most non-4chanians

>that dude who got minor triggered by neighborposting just had a meltdown to rival Chernobyl

what is neighbor posting?

I miss when you could solo carry pubs as Spectre

good evening neighbors

some shit forced meme

you know what

I dont even consider it a forced meme-- it is just blatant signaturefagging and I will report every posit by that faggot and you should do the same

just wait until the guy who got mega fucking triggered by the psg notail posting the other day gets unbanned, if he gets unbanned.

holy fuck that was something I haven't seen since the pizza posting incidents

did you just say PIZZA!!!

since when did EG accept a LAN without direct invite?

That was comedy gold. he might be gone for longer since he took his autism to /qa/

what was the pizza posting incidents though? I don't recall that offhand

Fogged is one sexy and refined gentleman

Would you lick her armpits?

lick this anime girl
*unzips dick*

>tfw they still didnt fix the dc bug in gemtd
FUCK YOU

The fuck is that poor excuse for food on their plates?

Dotards should i start playing elder titan?

"white people food"

Yes, but the color of his lips is somewhat strange and off-putting

You're the kind of person that only eats breaded and deep fried things aren't you

Sure.

>what was the pizza posting incidents though

>every thread
>every fucking thread
>we go off topic
>either anime, or some /mu/ shit or some other random crap when esports isn't on
>it's all just brushed under the rug tho
>but when we start ONE discussion on pizza's
>literally half of fucking dee too gee gets atleast 3 day banned
>LITERALLYT KILLED IN THE WOMB

NEVER
FORGET

At least pixel is the only man to get a proper burger

did someone say food thread

>psg notail posting

? i dont post shit like notail wtf

no not really

The only one to order off the kids menu you mean

ok

Four child sized strips is considered a meal to a cuck like you?

oh i think i remember that maybe

i might have started it with 'go 'za posting tbqh

gimme some cooking with jack

How much longer till the next patch?

That's right goyim order the extra large meal

arise Veeky Forums posters

arise

some of the most underappreciated and unexpectedly terrible posters on these 'chins

>he consumes things with cuckingredients like HFCS

>teen mom, that's a game show right?
it's a juicy tender low hanging fruit

any cm posters in here? I'll fucking burn you

fuck off cuck

Veeky Forums posters deserve to drown in their own saliva. Yes, that means you.

found some mad flyovers, triggered by anything that they can't buy at walmart or applebees

>tfw liquid played like shit at boston qualis so they could kick bulbo sooner

Is this lewdest sheever?

No, as it turns out, you are the niggers that always post shitty food memes including hell's kitchen and that youtuber that undercooks the food.

>a board that discusses literally nothing but tv cooking personalities and american fast food
>thinking your matter at all

kek

if you consume more than 1800 calories in a day you are a fat fuck

Veeky Forums is babby's first trolling ground after leaving /b/ or /pol/ these days I guess and you're proving it

t. skeleton

>he doesn't have God Tier In-And-Out

>he's still triggered about it

m-miracle? I thought you gonna win me some LANs?

>46 min till game starts

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

youtube.com/watch?v=Iq56oAQrFWA

w-what the fuck?
i thought it was supposed to be like old times
we were going to win 9th again at TI7
how could you kick me?

>kick bulba
>lose to fucking kaipi because you're still trash

forgot my shitposting image

youtube.com/watch?v=uw7GYtPJ9M0

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
on repeat

When will medical science be able to fix him?

Has there ever been a more pure esports romance?

[eurobeat intensifies]

I keep seeing this in high level matches, why do people use branch to make a tree and then use tango when there's perfectly looking trees 2-3 seconds of walking away? not even in a critical moment where you'd die or lose farm or whatever, just this seems to be general
why lose the +1 stats for no reason, I don't understand

start the fucking series already I GOTTA GO

dota2.gamepedia.com/Iron_Branch#Ability
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@159265540

oh it does heal more, I always thought it was the same heal
absolutely makes sense then, thanks

He is almost there.

All Kuro needs to do now is replace Matumba with another arab and Liquid is officially halal certified and recieve sponsorship from Emirates.

>what is a course