Progressive car design appreciation thread

proof that is true
the curve of the front grill looks like it's modeled to look shooped

>I'm fucking certain at this point that their designers just lurk these threads and build actual concepts from our shitty shoops just to see how people react.

This actually happened.

when you look at the front lights and compare them this shit is fucking creepy as fuck.
seriously, what the fuck

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No Mr. Bond

I expect you to get squished

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mmh, those random creases that lead to nowhere...
truly modern art at its finest!

yes

All it needs is a screen instead of dials.

>that line coming from the front going more and more limp towards the middle and then just vanishes in the rear

for

what

fucking

purpose

So he can watch Harry Potter while crashing his car?

doesn't even go through the handles like in previous models

And so that he doesn't feel too weird looking at something that isn't inspired by his iPad.

That car would look kinda OK when there wasn't those uninspired/totally retarded creases and THE COMICALLY HUGE FRONT.

Seriously, what's up with those absurdly large headlights and air intakes+grill.

grill is inspired by classic Mercedes cars, I think it looks okay

you should see their new rear lights at night, looks like nothing they have ever done, doesn't fit the car

>muh LED shaped lights

>2025
>driver

lel

>those headlights
every time

I kind of like that

>every car in this decade

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even that chick looks unimpressed

It's like they are designing cars sarcastically now.

>"So I told him, 'make it fucking hideous!' and he actually did it, the absolute madman!

>we want the post-ironic market
I'm not sure if that's very dumb, or very clever.

it would really explain everything

she knows whats up

That grill is gonna give me nightmares

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>if lesser dog was a car

youtube.com/watch?v=XPlz0eeixDo

is lexus just shitposting in car form now?

camaro?

if the center is an actual drill then I would buy 5 asap. The joy of plowing lycrafags and dimwit pedestrians makes my dick hard

No way

>Having windows at all in 2025
lmao get with the times old man - do you not know we use cameras with LCD panels all around the inside?

>needing to see what's outside in the first place
kek
driverless cars are the future, gramps

We cyberpunk now omae

just like dickless men

No need to be afraid of people mocking you for that when your car is pretty much turned into a safe space
>as little exposure to the outside world as possible, things on the road might trigger you after all
>every tool on it looks and works just like your macbook, iPhone and iPad
>car is unable of going above the speed limit
>passenger-oriented cars so that your wife and her son feel comfortable while you drive

That sounds amazing, so long as the car is driving itself.

sounds great, my wife and her son can enjoy her gender theory classes while I buy organic food for the weekly vegan party.

Everyone wins.

kek

wheels are too small

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I did a whole bunch of bad shoops on that. This was the end result.

shit like this is the reason why I still come to Veeky Forums

This is a good car

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>tfw 6'10" manlet

fucking hell, why? My friends spammed me with MLP and furry bullshit shitposts one time and these make those posts look decent.

This is what they did with the SL name.

>no windows
>protruding fish lips

I just can't even

Why are there even doors?

DRIVERS AND HUMANS IN GENERAL ARE OBSOLETE. THIS IS NOT PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH!

it really disturbs me how I can't tell what are shops and what is real

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What's with all of this gimmicky shit in new vehicles?

It's like people think they can put an ipad in the dash, screw a camera on the tailgate and put in some speakers and bump up the price 5k.

SO MINIMAL
SO FUTURISTIC
SO PROGRESSIVE

Tesla's new "innovative" features.

Where the fuck is the shifter?

Don't need it. Just tell it to go into "drive" via the touchscreen.

why is it so angry?

Holy fuck lads we're doomed

every car has to look constipated to be accepted by numales and soccermoms

What the fuck is Elon thinking.

He should just make electric engines that you can swap into common vehicles instead of going full futuristic retard.

YOU CAN'T TRUST A HUMAN TO CONTROL A TWO-TON DEATH MACHINE

OC from a couple of month ago that will become more relevant in the future when trucks starts to catch on to what Lexus does.

So has he become the new Steve Jobs at this point?

Everything I see with his name on it just makes him seem like a bigger and bigger twat to me.

Depends on how much of a sociopath he really is to reach SJ levels

>wet hands
>touch screen flickers car from drive to reverse while driving on the highway

>they still blame it on "human tempering and fgailure"

I like that part, I can't stand the pinched-ass look of the rear of those cars, like some giant stepped on a regular C-Class so they could sell it cheaper to striver Arabs.

>>"tfw i coulda been a camslut instead of this... at least mom and dad think I'm modelling for Macy's"

>2016
>shifter
What is this the 20th century?

friendly reminder that this option in the display menu comes standard in every new E Benz

YES

There's nothing wrong with that interior. It looks functional without trying to be gimmicky and pseudo futuristic like most electric cars.

Kek, my 95 Dodge grand caravan came with a compass display built in the rear view. Nothing special

Look closer.

>numale

Wtf does this word even mean? By the way people use it, I've come to the conclusion that it means, "someone who likes something that I don't like."

All those things aren't gimmicks, though. They all serve a measurable function.

>Elon Musk
>Like Steve Jobs
>At all

oh you poor ignorant soul

mfw

And I've come to the conclusion that in fact you're one

I still don't get it pls explain

>a high price tag for "muh minimalism"

Having a déjà vu here.

Massive pandering. They're tailoring cars for followers of certain beliefs and there's a sign from it on that compass.

>déjà vu
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

I'm quite positive that these two companies will come together at some point.
Either one of them will take over the other. I just feel it will happen, they just seem to have the same fucking aim.

>instead of going full futuristic retard
But that is exactly what he is, an autistic futurist with a shit ton to cash to throw at his half baked ideas.