/smgen/ - SMITE General

How often voice pack goes on sales?

Quite often. Every 1-3 months I would say.

There was a hindu gods voice pack sale just a week ago.

What's the chance on getting Warlord skin from the chest?

It'll have a lower drop rate than the other items. That's just how the bigger chests work.

Those chests are so dumb. I don't fucking want voice packs, wards, display pictures or anything but the damn skin!

Yo.

Have to make money somehow when running a free to play game.

Man I've seen some shit in my days but that takes the fucking cake. The fact that those four are premade is fucking retarded.

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"Suku! Let's go! On an adveeeenture!"

>there will never be a Smite anime about cute goddesses doing cute thing

Who will be the main casts? Let's go with 4 gals template.

Awilix, Artemis, Ammy, and whoever fits the last, untaken archetype.

Neith, the most played god in the game and the first smite poster girl, she will be the quirky one
Bellona, she is the second smite poster girl, also we need a tomboy
Amaterasu, she seems to become the third smite poster girl and could be the serious one
Scylla because we need an evil loli.

This sounds good. Honestly I want to see it now.

>complaining about matchmaking
>in siege

There's your problem right there

>russian Thor
>ult in the enemy team to 1vs5
>never use it walls to help people
I hope Hilary get elected and that the US nuke Russia, fucking shitters.

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>Just read the patch notes
What retard fucking wrote those ability descriptions
>Basic attack projectiles receive a reduced damage bonus
Christ pon pon wtf

Yeah , im pretty sure i could write a more coherent description of the abilities so i would expect a professional to do better

No high res version?

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Why is Bellona's T1 skin a tumblrina?

Because she is a strong and independant goddess of war that don't need no god

I'm new to this game with ~100 hours played (most in warriors and guardians) but is it just a common trend that Kali and Loki players are just naturally neanderthals? Every single game I've seen one, they feed. Even ones that have that mastery 10 level, they just feed then act like toxic little shits, my team or the enemy team.

The only time they don't is when they seem to be enabled so hard, they do well and they act like the sole reason the team won was because of them.

> it just a common trend that Kali and Loki players are just naturally neanderthals?
Yes

>play Clash
>master 9 Golden Loki
>he expects the four of us to drop everything and help him gank random enemies

>oh no I have to walk maybe 2 seconds away from lane to gank

how do you gank someone when they can see you coming?

>enemies pushing in the left lane
>enemies pushing in the right lane
>moving out of position to gank in Clash's tiny-ass middle "jungle"

>go up against people with the super speshul loading screens from S2 ranked
>Kali spends all game bitching about feeders while she builds zero damage
Joust is hell.

>not playing Kali support
It's like you don't want to win

jesus chirst is there anyway to avoid these fuckign spics you get match maked with they are below fuckings russians at least vladimir can play his insta lock assasin somewhat competant fucking spanish

>Vladimir
>Not Ivan

Fucking hate these wetbavks that instant lock Thanatos and then proceed to go 0/14. Made me think he was hot garbage edge bait but then I played him and start destroying even though it's the first time I've ever played him. Makes me wonder how terrible these shitskins truely are.

>Arena

Reminds me of an assault game where we go full physical. Cupid ask someone but not me (I'm Guan Yu) to reroll and of course no body did. We're not doing that bad and managed to wiped the enemy team twice until of course they build physical protection item. If only the Loki reroll, we should've win.

Yes there's a Loki who ended up being useless all the time.

Is Ravana any good? For some reason his ult makes me want to play him. It looks fucking stupid but amusing.

Also got his voice pack in a chest and his Demon King skin for the hell of it.

Whats core on him? I've tried Ninja Tabi/Urchin/Frostbound/Qins/Bulwark/Valor

>Yes there's a Loki who ended up being useless all the time.

and water is wet user.

havnt you already played him?

is he good?

ive only played a few games and the results were mixed

I love the voice set for that skin but hate the look.

Him and Erlang are the best solo laners / warriors at the moment.

Why are there swedcucks on the US region? They are an ocean away and insist on our servers so they can speak their gurgle language and be general shitters.

What's the fucking point of regions if you don't lock them?

They probably try to avoid the invasion of Ivans in EU server.

>serqet complains about me kill stealing
>tell him okay you do everything
>I just watch while their ao murders her
>kill him then spam laugh

I literally had 3 people on my team pick Mage after I locked in mage, and then the fourth person picked mage when I told them that too much magical is a bad idea.

>"we just need to build penetration"

>spics
>shitskins
Back to /pol/

>spics
>white
Pedro please.

>be high-context European
>somehow wind up playing with low-context Americans

Save me from this hell.

>teammate chasing someone through the jungle desperately trying to kill them
>looks like they might get away
>swoop in and confirm the kill
>they care more about me getting the last hit than they do about all their damage, abilities, and ult not being wasted
Fuck these people and their broken ME ME ME ME ME mindset.

Are there any assassins you guys generally like having on your team? Awilix players are usually somewhat competent and if they aren't my Geb/Bacchus play is good enough to carry them most of the time.

so this absolute madmandog ganks your lane, stuns your gf, slaps her ass, and tells you to look into his eyes and gaze upon death itself
what do you do and why is it bending over to take the knot

>Anubis
>ganking anything

Impossible, I ward.

I press aegis button, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

Happy Friday everyone.

>Stacking pen.

Happy Friday. :)

hot

>scroll down
>see dick

fuck you

The dick is the best part.

Fag

No one likes beaners not even other beaners. That's why they move to white countries. Unfortunately they are cursed to forever be subhuman trash that turns everything they touch into third world shitholes. Fuck Mexico and everything South of it.

Atleast Mexicans haven't made a Detroit or Chicago (yet).

Usually Thanatos players are good as long as they are br scum. Almost every English speaker I've seen play him is at least decent while I've only seen one good br play him.

Most children in their capital run around with trash for shoes in gangs trying to pickpocket people while the rest of their families drive around and kidnap dumb white people for 20$ worth of pesos.

Are you fucking serious? The slums in mexico make most of our worst shit look pretty livable

I was talking about here in 'Murica.

There's one in Texas. Take a wild guess who's in it.

Damn.

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>3 enemy gods grouped up
>our raijin ults
>doesn't land a single hit

>No bend on the bow

I want to group you up on a pile of dirt and ult your anus. I won't miss.

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>scylla spams retreat the entire match
>goes several team fights without using ult

Okay so you just want to hug your tower and do nothing

But tower are so kawaii ;3

>defending this overpowered piece of shit
>youtube.com/watch?v=EsxpCxIOqX8

The thing that pisses me off is I was setting that dumb bitch up constantly with susano ult knockups for her to followup on and she never fucking did.

She only would ult if our Ares ulted, that's it

And how is Thoth OP?

>OP
He's gonna be a bitch to lane with, but that's about it, the skill ceiling for team fights will weed out most of the shitters.

Fafnir+Thoth+2 ADC+ Guan Yu will probably be a great comp for sieging objective.

I can see his 3 being an interesting damage boosting mechanic, but increasing range?

Fuck that.

It just increases the range of his abilities, he's supposed to be a long range poker

>kali keeps dying with her ult
>look em up after the match
>3k sgs

God damn smiteguru is fucking worthless

You just now realized this?

In the Thoth lore video lorelady says it exactly how it is in the patchnotes, so there's that.

Yes because it's reduced compared to the abilities damage bonus. But I agree it's poorly worded.

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anyone looking to play Smite? just realized you need to be in a party of two for the double bonus

Scylla