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Disappointment Edition

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>only three more days
>not even pretending to be excited
>sudden deletion
>MTs

biodrone refugees are advised to leave.

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Femshep/Revan and Bastila Shan.

Why are you against Biodrones if you still resurrect /meg/ from the dead ?

>LEM with ascent stage
Those assholes don't even trying!

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puuhaah, that load tasted atrocious. what were you eating before? onions?

it's Harry Potter's scar and asari brows all over again

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>talifags

>recruitment poster with Tali

Don't they want people to join?

Probably restored, it's a historic site after all

Tell me one reason Manshep shouldn't be gay. He's hardly is seen with women in art anymore.

>I was only pretending to be retarded XD

1: He can be gay if you feel like starting a degenerate faggot romance, same with femshep

2: Only 1% of people identify as homosexual, forcing him to be gay isolates 99% of potential players

3:If he is now entirely gay then the fear that Bioware is full-SJW is now irrefutable

4: For all intents and purposes, femshep is more likely to be homosexual given her butch tendencies, short hair and hoarse, croaky voice.

5: He's not seen with women in art because they aren't as adept in the battlefield

6: No one wants to romance Kaiden or Cortez.

Hello /meg/

That's a lovely picture. Her tits look awfully big though.

REEEEEEEE

Shrek nods.

>4 votes for Tali
Tumblr infiltration complete

What is this from?

>3 votes for Liara
Tumblr infiltration complete

>tfw not a single likable or interesting husbando in ME

why is that

Is there any fanfic featuring both maleshep and femshep?

When the new trailer drops on the 7th, will /meg/ become a legitimate general again and cease being a degenerate cesspool?

For about 2 days, unless there is some sort of playable demo

Will there be a romanceable turian husbando in ME:A? It's the only silver lining I can theorize in the midst of all this EA pandering as of late.

Many. Usually they're brother and sister.

oh, didn't enven see that

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This one looks pretty nice. The protag is now the guy from BF1 though?

Wow, they built an entire city mighty quick.

The protags are white brother and sister

it's a recruitment poster, so it's obviously an earth city.

>Black guy, white guy and white girl
What a perfect diverse society

and white girl is probably jewish while white guy is a newly converted muslim

>we're supposed to believe someone with these legs is N7 capable

that's ableism!

Is this thread sponsored by EA?

Oh no, the black guy looks fucked up, I had hoped hes the protag so I can change him

>make fun of that shit
>is this sponsored by EA?

>Mass Effect 1-3
>everyone plays Sheploo
>ME:A
>everyone instantly makes a custom ryder because he's black
I could see it happening. meanwhile, tumblr would circlejerk about muh progressiveness in games without actually playing the game and then condemn everyone who doesn't play black ryder

>Mass Effect 1-3
>everyone plays Sheploo

Cos Sheploo is a hunk

>everyone

>they changed that okay and pretty cute face into the mangled abomination in Mass Effect 3

For what purpose?

I literally never played as male shepard.

You might be a homosexual

You're also missing out on the best romance

ok

every non-autistic person then.

never understood that either

>tfw you'll never see Samus ride Liara's BBC in her ripped up Zero Suit
>my.mixtape.moe/uhsefz.webm

it's as good as it gets

This, canonshep (male) has literally everything going for him.

More because Sheploo's face is actually more detailed than any custom one you can make. I usually do make one though, since Sheploo looks 40 (makes sense, Vanderloo was 39 at the time of ME1) while Shepard is supposed to be 28 in ME1.

>cruising page 10

/meg/ pls don't die.

>autistkaiden.jpg
>kaiden

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you can avoid gay kaidan by talking to your LI first so its locked in, another dialgue appears without all the gay shit.

Still damn awkward

>play as femshep
>serve Kaidan off in ME1 for Liara
>still Liara as LI in ME3
>Kaidan hits on me again
Bioware is just fucking retarded

It's a shame all this guy does is lesbo shit, the animation is quality.

lol what? no he doesnt
are you some fag that needs every female to have a cock? kys

>blames character
>not bioware

Take your own advice Liaradrone. If you weren't the worlds biggest degenerate, you would realise that women can't have a cock, and whatever disgusting filth you watch that features "women" with penises is sick filth that only serves to further your descent into becoming the epitome of a sub-human, not that you're far off that mark at the moment.

Save your dignity and hang yourself with barbed wire.

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>@masseffect @caboose42489 @EA what is the initiative

> It's a special program where you will be among the first to receive critical mission info and special training opportunities.

Early demo when?

>falling for the copypasta

go to sleep you autist

>demo
>2016
its called a beta you dip

really? wow! who gives a fuck?

Will this thread even survive until November 7?

are you retarded?

Will probably die around 2am eastern and be remade in the morning

we will see

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>picture with only the swampbeast

pls no

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oh well it's the swampbeast and..
>rest of the picture loads

>no boot knife
>crappy looking shawl pattern
>no third toe

>being a boot knife fag

>not liking the bootknife

>not being a boot knife fag

>liking quarians
here is the root of the problem

>liking asari

>implying everyone hating Tali is a Liarafag

>liking humasn

>one track mind

>tfw u nevr haf qt hughmon slave

jus keel me.

Bloody maggots

>implying

Current poll.

>liking robots

>half the thread is talicancer
not surprised

>no Miranda
>no Kelly
just delete this fucking general and be done with it

Well that's the better half then

>implying the talicancers arent desperate enough to vote from multiple devices

you can still vote for one you know.

no one asked you. just leave and take the femshep autist with you

wouldn't put it beyond them

I did, for the best waifu.
doesnt mean I dont want to tap Miri aswell.

Jesus Christ i'd rather hang myself.
Not that i'm going to do that anyway

>being in this much denial

>complains about no one picking Miri
>doesn't pick Miri

all I am saying is that the majority of posters has very bad taste