>Driving home from working in the lab at my university >Heading down a street towards my apartment when an early 2000s Honda Civic with a fart can and BOV flies past me >"Please, not tonight Civic, please" >He slams on his brakes, slows down, and then keeps driving right next to me revving his almighty little lawn mower >I get caught up in trying to figure out whats going on that I drive past my apartment turn in >I decide to roll up next to him at the light and tell him to piss off and then make my wonderful escape in the right turn only lane >Instead of rolling up next to me and going straight, he brakes and follows behind me in the right turn only lane as the light turns green and he follows me into a suburb >I'm now driving 20 mph with this guy behind me through a tiny neighborhood I've never been to at midnight >I panic, get lost and accidentally go down a dead end towards an elementary school, he follows >I try to escape in the parking lot but he keeps following me revving his little turd bucket >I'm basically in tears now, shaking, and just want him to leave >He finally drives up next to me with his window down and all I manage to do is yell "LEAVE M-M-ME ALONE, RICER!" in a crackly, high pitched-squeal >The two guys in the Civic laugh and bolt off >I get my phone out, get directions, and then creep back to my apartment destroyed, heart broken, and without my dignity
This happened 2 hours ago Veeky Forums and I still feel like a pussy/idiot. How am I supposed to deal with ricers? Did he win? Is this what he wanted??
Next time some ricer wants to take you on either bait them to a police station, walk all over them, or rev your shit, and then they take off, just sit at the light till it turns red on you.
Kevin Reyes
Veeky Forumstist
John Gonzalez
>drive a Focus >faggots in Golfs and Civics always rev at me >always ignore them and just drive off with a chuckle >few weeks ago >one comes up to me and revs >and this time I say fuck it >rev back light goes green >he takes me at the start because lol no low end torque >get to about 40 in the 45 and I start to pull on him >get to 60 and we are neck and neck by 90 I'm well over 2 cars lengths ahead of him >slow down for next red light >he looks over at me with a bit of shock >I just wave at him as I turn to go home
I'll probably never do 90 in a 45 again, but was fun.
Asher Perry
>drive a nice looking 80's tarbo hatch >runs like shit >missfires >cant go into full boost >slow >every fucking cunt tries to race me, or take me at the light >cant pass anyone without them getting aggressive >cant overtake anyone without them getting aggressive >s.should I LS swap it?
Caleb Moore
Props to you. We were in town with a 35 mph speed limit. Just couldn't bring myself to do it then. Now I'm sitting at home thinking that I should have. Ugh
Lincoln Harris
>Ugh What you should do is kill yourself, m8
Dominic Lewis
Its become a weekly thing now
>always close the restaurant on sundays >usually out by 12-1 in the morning >start heading home >pull up to the stop light near the mexican neighborhood >wait alone >hear a civic half a mile behind me >red light takes forever >pulls up next to me >everyfuckingtime.jpg >just look forward >trying to provoke me with his engine >dont even bother >drives off with el sonidito blaring out the windows
What is it about mazda 6s that attract civics near me?
Nathaniel Martin
>used to drive a 93 corolla >drive it to school, work, home, groceries etc. >think car mods are a waste of money but to each their own >civics will always rev at me and try to get me to race with them >lolwtfthiscarhastroublegoingonthefreeway.avi >always ignore them >bought a 04 mustang because i've always liked how they looked (again, not a car guy) >a month of owning it, a ricer that apparently has seen me before honks and tells me that I downgraded from my corolla >wut >he does his ricer shit and revs at the light >decide why the fuck not, gonna actually see what my car can do >we take off, I head towards the freeway >see him following me behind >deja vu away >see him in my rear view mirror as he tries to catch up >exit about 4 miles down the road >see him speed past by on the freeway I don't understand why the fuck ricers want to race random people. And the fact that he's seen me around and knows I drove a corolla creeps me the fuck out >tldr: ricers are autistic fucks that are creepy.
Nolan Cox
Literally what I drive. I'm talking plastidip, tarbo sticker, everything.
And I've never gotten one person that wants to race me on the highway or city, ever. I'm talking when I lived in North Carolina and right now in Florida.
Only time It KINDA happened, (on a straight road), some dieselbro rolled coal and began rapidly accelerating in front of me. He'd slow down, and do it again, and again every time I caught up just driving normally. So I took his challenge and downshifted to third. Even with about 300hp, I got BTFO by his massive diesel.
William Gray
user, that's my dream car. Dont LS swap it, you should drop a new(er) engine in it. Keep the toyota in it
John Adams
Youknow brits are such faggots when they resort to talking about drag races with hatchbacks.
Austin Ortiz
What is it with Americans and wanting to race each other all the fucking time?
>hurr my V6 Mustang is faster than your Accord >>yeah but my Jetta is faster >>>haha my MazdaSpeed 3 is fastest though
Oliver Morgan
>brits Murican ya faggot.
Also I don't consider light to light any sort of drag. You want drag find a proper patch. This sort of shit is just Friday night fun.
Jaxon Perry
It's not British - we don't have '45mph' speed limit zones. It's either 40 or 50
Thomas Richardson
It was a parody.
Nolan Sullivan
Because we can affordably own a car thats not a 1.2L shitbox and pay for the fuel + insurance.
Sorry you're jealous user, but you can brag about your 1.4L to other europoors.
Benjamin Brooks
If you didn't act like a total pussy he might have not felt sorry for you and then kicked the shit out of you.
Dylan Parker
>jealous Kek
I just don't understand the constant >race me bro attitude
Tyler Barnes
Nice Hyundai bro.
John Morales
I own a 1994 ford and when ever I'm driving at night people always try to race me especially people in newer cars (mostly VE Holden's with a ls in it). My car isn't flash looking, but is a turboed 4L I6 8/10 times I chop them because cunts can't launch for shit
Zachary Johnson
that looks fucking terrible dude no offense
also this thread obviously never happend, no man can be such a bitch.
Ian Peterson
I bought it for $600 5years ago and built it up. Haven't done any body work on it to try keep it sleeper as fuck.
Wyatt Price
change those headlights to stock or some shit or are those the stock ones?
Elijah Long
not the same guy, but function over form?
Adrian Harris
That is stock. I've thought about getting normal Falcon ones they don't have the gay circles on it.
Brody Phillips
what did you do to it for the turbo conversion and how much did it cost? i assume you had to change a lot of shit including suspension breaks etc or else the car would fall apart.
Connor Harris
Basically rebuilt the whole block Pistons/rings rebuilt head/valves new cam pushrods coil packs, custom exhaust. Bigger breaks and callipers Stock box and diff Pedders did the suspension And a gt4202 Turbo.
Asher Carter
That's because everybody knows to fear the MS3 user
Hudson Cox
mustve cost a fuckload
Hudson Cooper
Yeah don't know how much I've spent on it, did most of the work myself, like where its at for now because I use it as a daily so bought a r32 gts-t and RB 25swapping it
Jason Taylor
my uncle does this type of shit to his golf that he uses for local rallies and shit, that car is jacked the fuck up, its got like 4 carbs titanium pistons or some shit but he doesnt stick a turbo on it cause it would go into a different racing category.
Juan Hall
That I would like to see!
I grew up around it my dad owns a bunch of cars that I've helped him build over the years 20b FD 32ford (hot rod) 56 ford prefect (I believe its 56) (restoring this) 48 F1 ford 59 ford edsel (restored)
Josiah Davis
Now is this a base model focus we're talking here or a ST?
Juan Nelson
sick
Brandon Ross
I drive a Miata and it's ridiculous how many people rev their engine at me.
Especially fucking Hondas. Fucking automatic SOHC Hondas with peeling paint and fart cans think they're hot fucking shit. I don't even acknowledge them
Ryan Martinez
>Every ricer ever wants to race me You havent experienced true hell until you DD a bright red C5 Z06.
On the flip side, when I (rarely) do race them I always whoop their asses.
William Cox
>have a wrx >every fucking dudebro in a mustang wants to race >see a mustang on the other side of a redlight going the opposite way still revs his faggot ecoboost >just want to vape in peace >fuck off mustangfags
Brayden Garcia
>LS NO, you get a gen3 3S-GTE and you drop it in
Blake Carter
>0800HP tag >sleeper as fuck
Evan Fisher
is it really 800hp?
Lincoln Fisher
>a month of owning it, a ricer that apparently has seen me before honks and tells me that I downgraded from my corolla
He's right, you know?
Nicholas Martin
And still got btfo. Checkmate ricerfag
Blake Kelly
You're a fucking loser lol
Julian Butler
>fuck-huge intercooler sleeper as fuck? Only someone blind and probably deaf too, could mistake this for a regular car
Its like nobody knows what the term "sleeper" means anymore....
Joseph Rodriguez
>drive a boyracermobile >get all pissy when people want to boyrace you
What do you expect faggots?
John Rodriguez
>This happened 2 hours ago Veeky Forums and I still feel like a pussy/idiot. How do you get lost in your own neighborhood driving for a few minutes, is what I want to know.
>How am I supposed to deal with ricers? Race em
>Did he win? Yeah
>Is this what he wanted?? Probably not at first.
Jose Mitchell
It's the old ass SVT. Anything new new with a factory turbo will walk it.
Noah Fisher
i got embarrassed for you just reading that. you literally could have taken off and left him in the dust and you didn't do it.
you aren't that guy whose girlfriend dumped him because her parents didnt like him, are you? maybe a few months back? pretty sure it was a 2011
Evan Jones
>DD Crown Vic in B&W >Nobody wants to race >Everybody drives really safely, no more really aggresive drivers
Hey... it's not bad.
Brandon Thompson
I wish i could give you a hug :( poor thing
Jaxson Morris
Damaged egos & fast n furious movies
Gavin Anderson
>drive a built V8. >.563 lift and 118° duration. >gear drive whine from supercharger. >neighbors complain the vibrations from the exhaust note rattle their pictures off the walls. >ricers are terrified when they hear me coming down the road. >they jump curbs and crash through hedges trying to hide
David Kelly
I had the same sort of deal in a 99 accord. I get it's a honda but fuck man, it was a 4 door on steelies. I think I was challenged at least once a week. After the car died (450k miles rip) I started driving my family's 07 impreza. Now no one cares, it's weird. You would think they would be all over it but you never know how the ricer mind works I guess.
Alexander Cook
I drive a '89 Hilux thats absolutely beaten to shit, and the last time I encountered some dudebros following me in their fartcanned golf revving, I did the reasonable thing. I let them overtake me, waited until they had to turn at a stoplight, and fucking t-boned them. Got out of there pretty quick, but seeing as I didn't get sued to this day, they didnt get my plates. My hilux is still absolutely fine by the way, most reliable car I ever had
Blake Barnes
Careful on that edge, faggot
Christian Brooks
I'm a grad student who just moved to a new part of the city. I've only been in this apartment for a month.
Yeah I fucked up. Not a huge fan of racing in town, plus since its a college town there are tons of university and city cops out after dark. Not the same guy. I'm a different mustang douche.
Connor Rivera
Nice Diesel Punto bro.
Jayden Nelson
>live in MI >tfw I painted my charger blue and put bull bars on it
Such a nice, peaceful drive.
Grayson Adams
lolling at the thought of Europoors racing their Trabants and Skodas
>>zero to sixty in two days >> borscht cans in place of fartcans >>"shift into second Ivan, the donkey in the left lane is overtaking us"
Logan Moore
>drive a classic car > everyone revs at me
Kayden Lopez
>Drive anything with 2-Doors louder than a Prius using it's electric motor where I live >GTI and Honda drivers always try to race
Owen Hall
>tfw rekting amerishit old """muscle""" cars with their V8s producing 100 horsepower with my econobox
Angel Sanders
What is better is idiots thinking they can beat motorcycles. Love when the guy next to me at a light tries to out accelerate me so I can fucking smoke them.
Parker Perry
>stanced civic revs at me >stock corolla dd machine >drop down to fourth and somehow out-accelerate it
Gabriel Williams
I know that feel... Beat a 2013 Shelby Mustang going 95 in a 40 last last week without a problem. >pic related
Jeremiah Turner
I had some faglord in a Ford Aerostar trying to race me at multiple stop lights on my VFR. Maybe he just wanted me to do a wheelie on my 3-ton "sport"bike and kill myself but I didn't take the b8.
Jose Moore
> early 2000's civic >Bov
They were going to blow your fucking doors off. Your autistic outburst was only slightly better than getting gapped
Christian Turner
No one tries to race me despite the fact that I own a reasonably quick two-door RWD sports/GT car. They likely think I'm 78 years old until they get right up close. Couldn't be happier.
