How do you pronounce

How do you pronounce

>peugeot

>renault

>porsche

>VAG

>bmw

>mercedes

>opel

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poogyet

renawl

porska

vaj

beem dubleyew

mersaydeeyes

oopel

>poogOOOOH

>renOOOOH

>porshhhhhhh

>volkswagen aktiengesellschaft

>fag

>merc

>obel

>/ded/

Püjo
Reno
Porsche
Be em weh
Merzedes
Opel

Germany here

poe joe

renno

porsha but I used to say porsh

vaj

bee em double you

mersaydeez

oh pel

slash o (or just) o

Amerifat here


pew-go

ren-ault

Porch

V-A-G

B-M-W

mer-say-dees

o-pel

>t

i type A instead of E's when you're supposed to pronounce them like the E's in "amErica".

so its not "iiii" but "eee" sound

>pAshò
>rAnò
>porsh
>vaegg
>bee em doubl ù
>mArsAdAs (remember A's are the e in "america)
>opel (stern O, as in OPinion)

Does the "ault" in renault make an "ooo" sound

No it's like

>oh
So
>ren-oh

faggeot
rapenow
porkshag
vag00
blow my wang
mercuck
opeen

nigger just look up commercials on youtube instead of getting trolled or misinformed here
(hard to tell apart itt)

youtube.com/watch?v=wMZTkVCe1l4
Renault, for example

youtu.be/lPHMlaC7yIQ?t=36s
and porsche

skip to 36 seconds on the second video

per joe
ren oh
porsh (sometimes posch-a)
vag
B.M.W
mer-say-dees
oh-pell

>пeжo
>peнo
>the way it spelled
>vag
>beh-em-veh
>the way it spelled
>the way it spelled

IT'S NOT """PORSH""" YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DON'T TRIGGER MY AUTISM LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEE

You americans have no shame pronouncing porsche porsha

>Peugeot
Pee-joo
>Renault
Re-no
>Porsche
Por-sche
>VAG
Vau A Ge
>BMW
Be em We
>Mercedes
Mehr-ze-des
>Opel
[Shitting sounds]

vocaroo.com/i/s06w9Iym9RxC

Texan.

>poosh-oh

>ren-oh

>poursh-uh

>volkswagen

>"b"-"m"-"w"

>Mer-say-deez

>oh-pell

Gee em.

>peugeot
Per-zho
>renault
Reno (as in renovation or retarded)
>porsche
Porsch
>VAG
VAG (like the 'mag' in magazine)
>bmw
Beemwoo (nah, not really. Pronounced as single letters)
>mercedes
Mersaydeez (as in mer say deez nuts)
>opel
Oh-pel (Oh, Pel! Why did you buy one?!)

>pew-zhoh
>reh-nawlt
>poor-sha
>vuh-jye-nuh
>doosh-bags
>murr-sey-deez (nuts)
>oh-pul

Depends on accent of frenchy.
I've heard renöe and renawl.
Also one family i know pronounces twingo twingee.

Tell me how you pronounce jaguar

Ja guh ah

>pew go
>ray no
>porsha
>volks swaggin
>mer say dees
>oh pill

>>peugeot
pew-shjo
>>renault
reh-no
>>porsche
poor-sheh
>>VAG
vag(ina)
>>bmw
bee em double u
>>mercedes
mur-say-dees
>>opel
oh-pehl

"Au" make the "oo" sound in french the "lt" behind is silent

Jag war

>purge oh
>ren alt
>porsh
>vag?
>bee emm doubleyou
>mersayyy deez
>oh pool

I expected banjos to be playing in the backround, since I a stupid european and I like to stereotype americans.
Anyway. It was a valiant effort. The french have a thing that they not pronounce the last letters for some reason(see hello in french. It's bonjour, but the "r" is never pronounced), and in Renault you don't say the "l" and the "t", so it's pronounced the same way you say this man's name.

Depends on the location, but in most places yes, this is correct.

>peugeot
surrender

>renault
reno

>porsche
poorsha

>VAG
shite

>bmw
cunt

>mercedes
posh cunt

>opel
toplel

Pew joe

Ren alt (ren owe if I want to be smarty pants)

Poor shhh

Vaj

Bee em dubya

Mer say dees

Oh pull

Poo zho

Ren oh

Por shuh

Vaj

Bee em dubyuh

Murk

Ohpull

O


Also how do you pronounce itasha?

-pyewjo

-rinall

-porsha

-phonetic

-phonetic

-mersaydees

BONUS ROUND:

How do you pronounce:

Chevrolet

Lincoln

Buick

Pew-go
Rey-nawlt
Porsh
Vag
Beemer
Mur-say-dees
Oh-pel
t. Murrica

>tfw too intelligent to pronounce manufacturers

>mfw amerifaggots say "knee-sun"

Pewgo

Rennoh

Porsh (I know it's wrong just a habit)

V A G

B M W

Mursaydees

Ohpull

>Pee-u-joh (A soft J like in Jean-Claude)
>Ren-oh
>Poor-sha
>Vadg
>Bea-Em-Dubble-You
>Mers-ay-dees
>Oh-pell

>Shev-ro-lay
>Lin-cun
>Byoo-ick

Niisan yes, Nissin no.

>peugeot
purr-joe
>renault
ren-oh
>porsche
porsh-eh
>VAG
vee ay gee
>bmw
bee em doubleyew
>mercedes
mur-say-dees
>opel
o-pul

Pösö
Rellu
Porche
Volkkari
Bemari
Mersu
Ooppeli

Finnish is a fucked up language.

ITS NOT PORSCH

The e isnt silent.

jag-u-iar

like this
vocaroo.com/i/s11a3YAo9ktF

pe-jaux
reno
porsche
Vag
be em w
mercedes,c as in cheddar
opel

>pew-go
>mer-say-dees
kys

Why do Amerifats call this a "hunday"?

burgerclap

>pyoo-joe

>ren-awl

>poor-sha

>vee-ayy-gee

>bee-em-dubyoo

>mer-say-deez

>ople

Because that's how it's pronounced. Why do obsessed yuropoors get triggered so easily?

>because that's how it's pronounced

Are you blind, do you not see that "Y" in there? Learn to read burgerclap, I know your schools are shitty but I didn't think they were that bad

stone here

>peugeot
pou joe

>renault
ran oult

>porsche
borscht

>VAG
VeeAhK

>bmw
Beh Mmmmm /v/

>mercedes
Mer say tees

>opel
ooohbell

>>peugeot
Peggy
>>renault
Reno
>>porsche
Identical
>>VAG
ina
>>bmw
Chav
>>mercedes
Thug
>>opel
Flinstones Car

>peugeot
pidgeot
>renault
Ren-alt
>porsche
>porkshack
>VAG
Vagina
>bmw
Bemmy
>mercedes
Mer-seedies
>opel
Oh-pal

>pyoojo
>renoo
>porsha
>volks wagon
>bee ehm doubleyoo
>mer say dees
>oh pell

vocaroo.com/i/s1i6aNKHlaiJ
r8 me bois

The fuck else you you pronounce mercedes?

He probably pronounces it like "mur seeds" or some other dumbass shit

I pronounce it Mercedes, exactly like it is written, my lingually challenged friend.

Assuming actual pronunciations (read: not localized). Amerifat with -okay- German, take this with a grain of salt

Pöjoh (shitty soft French J)
Rehnoh
Porshuh
Vagina
Bay emm vay
Mertsedeez Bents
Opel
Bonus round:
Folksvagen
Neesahn (not fucking Nihsihn, fuck off Britain)
Hyunday (see above, not fucking High-oon-die, also not "Hunday" for murricans)

Also Hyundai should rhyme with "Sunday" if pronounced correctly.

>we say "Hyundai" like "Sunday" here
>mfw Brits tell us we're pronouncing it wrong
These are also the people who pronounce Nissan like "nih-sin"

Casually?
>Pežo
>Renalt
>Poršē
>Vag
>Bembis
>Mersis
>Opelis

How I think they are pronounced?
>Pezho
>Reno
>Porsh
>Vage
>Bee-em-double-U
>Merceydes
>Opel

Hyundai rhymes with Sunday but there's the y before the u. Either way American pronunciation is far closer.

Thank you

Brits are shitty at pronunciation then act like they are the only correct ones for some reason

Püh-joe
Re-noh
Por-sheh
Vadge
Bae-em-veh
Mer-tsee-days
Oh-pell

>pejheo
>re-nault
>porsh-e
>vag?
>bmw
>mersedes
>u-pel

>pegie
>renie
>porsh
>veg
>beamer
>mers
>opel

Mur say deez? Can you type out how you say it phonetically?

It's really really neutral.

Here
youtu.be/4XBpaL_D_2Q?t=49

pé gé oté

ɛʁéɛn ùɛlté

peor ße

Folks Wagon Grupp

vmv

meɛʁ k des

opl

>Poortuguese
Opinion discarded

You aren't an authority on pronunciation, Alberto Barbosa

pugget

renult

porch

vagina

bimdubleu

overrated

opey

>kewp
>porch

fucking amerifats the e isnt silent

>>peugeot
puh zho
>>renault
ren oh
>>porsche
por sha
>>VAG
vaj
>>bmw
bee em double yew
>>mercedes
mur say dees
>>opel
o pell
>Veeky Forums?
o

How do you pronounce it

>tfw none of you know about the massive guttural stop in the middle of Mercedes

NAAWS

>peugeot
>renault
>porsh
>vag
>bé ème doubleuh vé
>mèrcédèsse
>opèle

Peh-zhoh
Reh-noh
Porsh-eh
I don't
B-em-v (just the sounds for "b" and "v", not "bee", "vee")
Mehr-ceh-dehs
O-pel (o as in "more", not "over")

An Ooo Ass or nitrous.

Actually we are. Our pronunciation is one of the most neutral in Europe.

>Poo-Joe
>Reh-No
>Por-Scha
>V.A.G. (never heard of it so I dunno)
>BMW, Bavarian Motor Works, Bimma
>Mer-cay-deez, Merc
>Opal

Nahss. The vowel is pretty obvious when you consider how oxide is pronounced

As an Ameriburger who lived and worked in Northern Switzerland for 7 years, lemme help you out:
Peugoet
>has a silent t cause French
>Puszho

Renault
>has silent t cause French
>Reno

Porsche
>High German
>the r is pronounced with your tongue back and up within your mouth
>Poyrsche

Vag
>Vaj

BMW
>High German
>Bey-em-vey

Mercedes
>High German
>Mertcedes

Opel
>Opul

>purr-shjou
>ren-o
>porsh
>vag
>bee em dubyuh
>mer-say-deez
>ohpull

HOW TO PRONOUNCE CITROEN

Poojote
Ren alt
Porsh
Vee Ayy Gee
Bee Em Dubayou
Mer say deez
Oh ple

murrifat here:

>POO-zho
>REN-oh
>PORSH
>VOLKS-wag-en
>BEE-emm-DOUBLE-u
>mer-SAY-deez
>OH-pell

>SIT-ren

>>peugeot
pew-got
>>renault
Ren-alt
>>porsche
Poor-sha
>>VAG
Vaj
>>bmw
Bee em dubwa
>>mercedes
Mir-say-deez
>>Opel
Opal

i talked to a swedish person and he said its
>SIT-RO-YAAN

you know, I looked at it again, and I should have said
>SIT-tren

...

this is why we need an international syllabary
the current system is a hodge podge