Dota 2 General - /d2g/

ASSORTED MEMES edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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ummmm

>memeleague posting loli sheever

>Purge and female whale casting.
Could it be any worse?

who is that on sheever's left and right?

who's the wasted slut?

Llama and female whale casting

That's her younger sister tigrish

please tell me this is true

who's that qt to the right of sheever?

Will rubick get a nerf next patch? fucking broken shit

GodDAMN Aneedroid is a dogshit caster
Wow, Sheever really changed from when she was in the middle of that picture.

nice play envy

she looks autistic

How do I find a hero that's fun even if im losing when the only fun I get is by winning

>EE

desu tree is underrated as fuck

>one day I was at the market and they were handing out free meat...

A hero called "Uninstall"

Reminder that this is because the gamer community frowns upon gamer gurls like Soe.

That's why we need to donate money to her patreon so she can keep on being a gamer gurl without the man putting her down. You can't expect a girl to work like everyone else in the world.

why would anyone lie on Veeky Forums? this is not reddit

good thing aui was splitpushing for 2 minutes, treant can now just heal the tower back up

>gamer gurls
>soe
>gurls
>soe
>girl
>soe
>LUL
>soe

My CM girlfriend

Why does pro teams NEVER carry dust or reveal when the enemy team got invis heroes? 80% of the time they miss out kills because they don't carry a dust. What's the deal with pros and never buying dust?

Even in my 3k games everyone carry dust if the enemy got invis.

>LUL
>>r/13yoclub

So user you ARE going to be paying for my full body tattoo, right?
It would mean the world to me

>been in esport long before dota 2 or even prizepools over 1000 euros was a thing
>she's a gamer gurl

>2 teams playing against eachother
>They both have the highest number of western "fans"
>33k viewers

Ok dota is fucking dead, only majors get viewers and they are barely any higher. Can we just bury this huge dumb excuse of a game.

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dust doesn't matter to a TA

>two tier 3 NA teams playing in a meme tournament hosted by awful casters and slacks
actually I think dota 2 is in a good shape if this kind of cancer doesn't get attention

They just spent 3min trying to kill her because she was invis.

180g would have saved them 3min.

when will hon become relevant again
that game was actually fun

they could have blackholed her if they weren't just clowning around

>purge
>awful

>eg
>tier 3
got me

>purge
>not awful

yes
did you not watch the whole series

>NP have no disables
literally what is SK titan lone druid visage

most times those missed kills don't matter much and gold can be spent on more useful items, they do buy it or sentries when they go for important ganks though

how did your last game go d2g?

>EE
>no trap in rosh

valve should do the world a favor and permanently ban that faggot from all events

EE lost mid 3 times against sumail
lol

What the fuck is this NP strat?

Please tell me EE won mid as a TA against LC

>Win 40 min but game didnt count at the end
>insta lose next game 9 min cause reason

Will Purge be fine when Trump finally wins the election?

>there are people watching EvilGarbage and NotoriousPedoneets play a memeformat while dreamleague, singsing and esl qualis are on

what's wrong with people?

please remove purge from commentating

If by fine you mean he will finally end himself then yes

>meanwhile envy gets a double
>...bounty rune

did he won against any semi-relevant mid anyway
i am not talking about T4 NA teams

>EE GOT A DOUBLE
>BOUNTY RUNE

fuck off purge holy shit

Nothing wrong with not wanting to watch reddit

>I don't want to watch reddit so I watch both reddit teams playing each other

NP
IS
ACTUALLY
LOSING
TO
A
LEGION COMMANDER

this tournament is fun_______________

>another game where Envy loses mid and spend the whole game being irrelevant because he's recovery farming

Reddit hates anime and EG tho and are pro-EU so what's your point

oh my god i can't handle this casting
this is worse than anything lumi is in
this is worse than llama is in
holy
fucking
shit

Um. Dotards?

dota is a reddit game with reddit devs that work for a reddit company in a reddit country.
reddit

nice ult from rtz

>"the blackhole was amazing"
>consisted of a bear and 4 melee creeps

what did he mean by this

mystery

"Muh mechanics"
A summary of purges casting career

oh look

np pausing

AGAIN

real talk guys
How can you even live as bulba, as you are the biggest joke in the scene where no one even takes you seriously as a tier 2 player. Any team that had him becomes shit instantly and there's no single good trait about him that can back him up except being friendly with some pro players
If I was bulba I would just fucking stay out of the pro scene and maybe become coach/caster to make some ez bux without making myself embarrassed further.

that's a lot of units

Oh sure, that explains why EG is the top used flair.

>EG

>supposedly best western team struggles against some animetards and wash-ups
nice game dotards
it's his dry sarcastic humor

this is why people say LC is bad
he has a fucking deso, why would you buy a deso when you EASILY kill anyone in duel?

Don't retardedly suicide dive like that

Where is his AGHS?

top used flair because they're the only non-chink team to win TI in the last 3 years

He did, kinda. Got a solo kill on Sumail that the observer missed even though he was constantly at 30% HP, but I wasn't paying attention to the CS.

hey he played well in a game 3 years ago

>eg
ummm

sure that explains why NP is the second top flair not far from eg

fuck off to reddit with your kind already, pretender

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sumail is the LC
EE lost very hard, and died to an invis rune treat gank.

crit is a good support but he's not a great drafter

sumail's armlet paying dividends

NP stays afloat based on envy memes

EG's flair position did not lower when they lost arteezy the meme man so they're just automatically on the top

>putting this much weight on an elimination mode tournament

>open stream
>purge and fatdroid cast
>close stream

Complete this sentence

>NP will never ____

today I finally got my party mmr above 3k

how do I counter invoker

Slark.

win a lan

this map is comfy

win anything that isnt a tier 7 meme tourney

>enigma has 2.6k gold
>finishes a shivas instead of buying a blink
>facing zero bkb piercing stuns

what did he mean by this

did rtz even done something in this game apart from horrible globals
roam mid, he is pretty susceptible to ganks
finish game early, he needs a lot of time to get online
get bkb
pick nyx

Yes, but Envy got a kill on him first.
Unless I'm going literally insane and somehow didn't see that.

buy the battle pass

envy got the solo kill after the invis gank

shivas is an overrated meme item

plus no one knows how to play enigma because he's never picked

c'mon goyim its only 7.99
buy the pass

no thanks, the jew pass is nowhere near worth it

Fuck off Blizzard.