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Shortstack Chickens edition

Previous Thread: >Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - SL: store.steampowered.com/bundle/1729/
FNAF BOOK: amazon.com/Five-Nights-Freddys-Silver-Eyes/dp/133813437X
FNAF WORLD: gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Links
Official Site: scottgames.com
Asset Rips: s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: 5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1clzZcsTzZzZh6EUFR-nmF4F7zHiXTCeB4AehZLF1OHs/edit?usp=sharing
Zeemap: zeemaps.com/map?group=1978657

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I chuckle whenever I look at this.

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I chuckled at this as well.

OwO *looks at your huge keyring* what's this? :3c

Got me good guys, thanks for the laughs.

I was in the recent stream for it. Surprisingly funny stuff. Though I think he'd treat Bible Plays with a bit more seriousness.

What's Scott's endgame?

To make a shitzillion dollars.

To make lightning strike twice using cargo cult game design.

Provide for his family. At least it was, dunno about now.

He plans his games in spurts

FNAF 1 was independent

FNAF 2 and FNAF 3 followed each other directly in development

FNAF 4 was independent

SL was independent while also setting the stage for a sequel

I wouldn't be surprised if his next game is SL 2.

Just from watching all his random movies from 2003, apparently to incorporate killer robots in literally everything he makes.

Considering he managed to shoe horn them into his adaptation of pilgrims progress, I belive it

Real talk. That robot from Return to Mushnail was creepy as fuck

>All those hints at a dystopian coverup in MushSnail, complete with a Vahki-esque cyborg to hunt down and return any mushroom person who wanders too far outside the town
Scott is an absolute madman.

>if a baby is born with "fruity colors" it's left to die in "The Center of the Forest"
What the fuck, Scott

Scott "Frag the fags" Cawthon does it again!

If Scott hates fags then explain Toy Bonnie.

>implying Toy Bonnie is gay
Literally prove it, faggot.

>the 1984esque revisionist history of "It has never snowed in Mushnail"
The lore in these movies is too much for me

>those bizarre, enormous, seemingly ancient structures in the ice area that apparently serve as fans to create weather in Mushsnail
DEEPEST

I'm pretty sure those structures were related to The Desolate Hope's universe, which means that most, if not all, of Scott's animations and games take place in the same universe.

>all, of Scott's animations and games take place in the same universe.
>fungi rise as dominant species after humans die off
>mushrooms feed off of corpses

Sometimes I wonder if Scott knows more about art than he lets on. He's a big fan of the first Alien movie.

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All of this two bites and Ennard and William Afton shit and we've been glossing over the true deepest lore of the greater Cawthonverse.

>The ruined remains of the robots from Pilgrim's Progress lead to advanced knowledge greater than our own
>FNAF animatronics led by Ennard eventually lead to humanity's demise
>The experiences of some of the survivors is detailed in Sit n Survive
>the last of them die off in the Desolate series
>The mutated wildlife soon gain intelligence and recover some of the technology as seen in Chipper and Sons
>After the second machine apocalypse caused by Chipper, the nuclear winter blankets the world, shown in Beak's movie
>fungi rise from the ashes as the dominant species, shown in Mushnail
This lore is too deep, Scott

>seventy years later, user ventures into the wasteland to find a water chip and quench his people's thirst

>user returns to his vault.
>Here I finally found it!!
>All People in the vault cheer.
>It's a Toy Chica Animatronic.
>user WTF is that? WHERE IS THE WATER CHIP WE ARE THIRSTY?!
>Wut? Is right here a Waifu Chick! this should quench your thirst you kinky assholes ; )
>W A T E R C H I P
>Oh ooohhh!!!

Is the purpose of that red button from MushSnail the equivalent of the box from FNAF?

WHAT WAS THE BUTTON SUPPOSED TO DO, SCOTT?

>"You got the chip right?"
>"Yuh-huh"
>"Well, where is it?"
>"Huurrrrgh"user says as he points to the chick

I emailed him at [email protected] on Monday but he hasn't responded yet.

At this point I don't think he looks at those emails anymore. Too much stupid shit probably.

It reset the universe.

The professor was rebooted as a vaguely British human named William, no longer a fungi. The soul of his killing machine was fragmented and reincarnated into five robots, each with their own specific function. Fate decreed that these fragments would reform once more. The fate of the other inhabitants are unclear.

Robots are pansies

More like that guy's a total dick. Shit coworker. Boston Dynamics is cool though, I hope they enter the DARPA grand challenge.

Pretty much. I sent him a question one time back when FNAF 2 got announced and he gave a slightly concerned "Thanks for sharing!"

About a week or two after that was when he started using automated replies to everything. The only way to contact him now is through the steam forums (which are a bit of a crapshoot) and be a leddit mod or popular youtuber.

>tfw all the characters in Return to MushSnail that "died" by going into purgatory watching a TV show together supports this
>it's a parallel to the cutscenes in Sister Location

LEEPEST DORE

>"UNIT POINT ONE I've come to bargain with you."

naw dude they all froze to death after butters-snail turned on the snowblower

>that one bitch that stole a chicken and named it Poultry
Really, Scott?

Do you think the snow lasted forever? Do you think all the town hated him for bringing them something they never wanted? Do you think they killed him?

I'm in love with a chicken

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Where can I read the whole stuff again?

It probably ruined the ecosystem. Artificially inducing snow where it should be an environmental disaster. There was probably a famine worse than the water drying up in the first movie would have caused

The second half of Ghostquest was such a piece of fucking crap.

Eh, it had its moments. It was definitely weaker than the first half though.

What denomination of Christianity do you guys think Scott follows?

The no one gives a fuck one.

none, he got stuck in vanity fair

I want to hold hands with that chicken as we talk about our day.

Find the message fags

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I don't know

>nuns
>also clang
Sir. Sir I need some more of this.

ded

Who the fuck are you?

JUST FUCKING SOLVE IT

David Pumpkins?

Please take it to r/fivenightsatfreddys

The next game is going to be in a church, right?

But who are you, though?

Gonna give you fags another try

How do I reddit?

Does it matter?

Please stop.

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Just gooogle r/fivenightsatfreddys, it's the first result
Please go and have a good time, thanks

>Fansmut
Why must the good die young?

That people still go on the IRC is a bigger twist than anything from SL

Nobody deserves what happened to her

Who was it and what happened?

A horrible cat-crushing incident.

Oh shit! I wasn't expecting that

She went down to the convenience store a block down from her house and someone tried to rob it while she was there. She bled out from a gunshot wound waiting for an ambulance.

The moral of this story is to not live in the only city in New England that's shittier than Boston, kids.

>That everything
Forgive me father for I have sinned

Wait what?

That's impossible, she lives in Ohio. R-right?

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she made a post on her tumblr on the first, surely nothing could have happened in 3 days?

People have gotten in touch with her on Skype, she's fine

>believing shit people say on Veeky Forums or the internet at large
You guys really are fucking autists.

Retard.

What do you mean by ''you guys"

>someone makes an obviously sarcastic comment about an OCfag dying a horrible and unlikely death
>people take it dead serious to the point of reaching out to said OCfag
Good thread we're having today.

Holy shit, I want to fuck that robot.
Crisis please draw more Cinnablon lewds, thanks

Do you think you would be worse off if not for /5N@F/?

Don't call sarcasm obvious, you'll trigger that one user

They're asocial misfits, what did you expect?

Fuck off, hateanon.

My life would be infinitely better if FNAF had never existed.

I knew it was bullshit because she lives in Ohio, and I remembered that because of that cabal of OhioCfags. But there was a part of me hungover that impaired that memory.

Probably. I've got no idea where'd I be if not for this place, and no matter how bad everything gets it's still nice to hang around here.
I love you guys

She doesn't live in Ohio, user

Absolutely. If it wasn't for FN@F I wouldn't have forged meaningful friendships and treasured memories with all you guys. Especially with ___you

What's the deal with Ohio and cancer? Is it the corn?

I thought she lived in somewhere in New England.

Control yourself

What OCfags are most likely to commit suicide when Drumpf loses?

benis