Dota 2 General - /d2g/

refraction charges only used when incoming damage > 60

are you unaware that once upon a time you could just report anyone? Aka, I would ask you for your steam name, and then I would report you to demonstrate the fallacy of your opinion

This was the system Valve had in dota for a long period of time

It's still just as fucking stupid, just stupid in different ways.

anatomy major here, please, continue the penis and uterus discussion, it's hilarious watching d2g try and pretend they know shit

Let's not get carried away now. Blizzard may be shit but Valve does literally absolutely nothing.

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You should have a blast every single thread then

meme major here, please, continue the benis and lpq discussion, it's hilarious watching d2g try and pretend they know shit

Doing nothing might sometimes be better than doing something.

things that go under "anything wrong"
>muting players
>picking a hero someone doesn't like
>not doing a standard meta build
>miss timing a spell
>accidentally block a camp
>fuck up a teamfight
>just being a subpar player

What happened?

Dota pro here, please, continue the meta and mmr discussion, it's hilarious watching d2g try and pretend they know shit

>anatomy major
>watching d2g
obviously, its not like you hove a job or anything

>anatomy major

what

do you mean, like, biology major?

I just finished for the year faggot, I'm not an americuck

What did you want to say
All these things demand a report indeed

>you'll never join in on a DC team building exercise

Reminder that this patch turns "LPQ" into the new normal and the old normal is now for the upper echelon bourgeoisie who pick and build 100% meta and don't say a single word
This is the game you chose to spend thousands of hours in

>mfw remembering d2g thought premed was medical school

I KNOW RIGHT

feels bad

literally all avoidable

>muting players
then don't
>picking a hero someone doesn't like
make sure everyone is okay with the hero you're choosing
>not doing a standard meta build
don't fucking experiment in ranked moron
>miss timing a spell
just apologize
>accidentally block a camp
if you fuck this up you deserve a report
>fuck up a teamfight
again apologize and you'll be fine
>just being a subpar player
just say you'll do better next time

just be nice and apologize alot and they'll leave you alone.

garbage. she's still bad
psi blade should be base.
her traps should be a basic ability and she needs a movement ability. so a new ult. so a dash that does pure damage and breaks armor

>reddit was never my friend
what a goof

>read that a single report may land you on low priority
>stack with friend who just got out of lp
>he made a bad play
>jokingly all chat to report him
>game ends
>5 lp games for him
hehehe

JUST

Hey /d2g/, user from /csgog/ here

What is Dota in flames?

It's in flames because a third of the roster is broken as shit and everyone else is trash
basically lol at this point

Hi, IceFrog here guys, how are ya buddies liking the new update?

>play bloodseeker
>get 10 in supporting

right

I'm a big deal guys.

i like the repicking change, hate the rest of it

>armlet TA

y/n?

For what purpose.

dota is kill?

what if TA was a melee hero

who that dotamon

>heres my LC progress
from playing her mostly offlane and rushing blink with brown/threads to going woods gank at 6min with phase then go drums to blink.if only the people at my games knew how to play jungle LC and not afking...im bad at alot of heroes but shit i figure this bitch out

what should i buy off amazon

a rope

what do I say back?

>dodge a game
>30 minutes queue
did reddit ban dodging as well?

>EHP+armor while refraction and meld is on cd

what are you even dodging at 2k?

like whats the point

you can't prove him wrong
its literally impossible

>no James May hero

It sounds like a money sink, would you get it before or after deso? If you want survivability just get a bkb

Guys I've been stuck in the bathroom for a half hour somehow continuously taking a dump non-stop I've flushed 3 times now

Anyway, describe your last dump with a dota 2 hero ability

sticky napalm

congrats with your sub 50% winrate you fucking ape

>recent patch literally killed dota
loving
every
laugh

Fissure

>this entire thread is about cucks dedicating their lives to worshipping young men (who don't care about you and are trying to make as much money from dota 2 so they can fuck off and get real lives)

wow sounds like the entire world to me

we've had a good run lads but it's time to throw in the towel, Dota 2 is officially dead. Let's just try and remember the good times and move on with our lives

>people are made about some retard not being able to literally ruin your game before it even starts anymore with a random

why?

Agreed on all points. Dota is dead.

>lose more game than you win on the one hero you play

>2016
>there is still no option to auto-accept a match

>earlier today was talking about how dead starcraft was and how the esports scene was clinging onto it in 2012
>then this patch hit
fucking magical

What killed dota this time, the picking shit?

tat stupid new stun icon and shit?

>gameshitters on suicide watch because the shitskins of their shitskin containment exe now can insta force them into LPQ, especially since it has been a long tradition for them to auto report anyone who is white simply because they are incredibly salty they are not white

Chickens coming home to roost, gamies.

blizzard announcing overwatch esports

the stun icon is really fucking stupid actually. it just takes away yet another thing experienced players could exploit over lazy/stupid players to make them better. every item valve takes away something you learn by experience away from dota the game gets a more shit

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thank god, we already have people afking between the two minutes it takes for a game to start

I migrated from scv to d2g
now it's time to migrate to owg

jk I'm gonna keep shitposting on the 'lag until it dies

It really is magical, isn't it? Why are modern devs so fucking awful when it comes to competitive games? Why does the gaming industry focus on the lowest common denominator in literally every game?

How much of an old boy are you?

spicy kids no wonder this garbage shit is so dead nowadays lol now i need to fix PA hmm

This is the most SJW patch since solo queue was removed.

GSLs with tastosis at 4am are still my favorite esport events

I still hate mullets and have some BHC saved somewhere

*Sip.

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AYY

holy fuck kill yourself fucking normie

>pick out of meta
>get punished
can you guess which game I'm talking about? It's LoL, in Dota you'll get punished just for queuing a game now

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ive been gone for a week, why are people mad?

>he is not a brethren of the face

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Time to kick this thread into OVERDRIVE

kek

>nipple piercing

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>valve being a broken clock and punishing people subhuman enough to play dota

I just broke up with my bf after he cheated on me for like, the sixth time.

I'm really sad.

I went to a discord I frequent with about 12 people and they all flamed me for even caring and I am now banned from there.

I'm like, out of friends...

Is anyone trying to play Dota and cheer me up?

I live in USE but can play on EUW if you're european...

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Doesn't this mean women are defective because the average man can get off but the average woman cannot?

w

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