Stardew Valley general /sdvg/

leah is used goods edition

Old thread:
>who gives a shit about the old thread

>Wiki
stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>Portrait Mods Pastebin
pastebin.com/scPQxmy8

>/sdvg/ Recommended Mods
pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>Where are the Jas Marriage/Yandere Jas Bachelorette/Bachelor Vincent mods?

Jas Marriage Mod (in the description of the video): community.playstarbound.com/threads/jas-events-mod-or-character-development-for-jas.125502/
Yandere Jas Mod (in the description of the video): community.playstarbound.com/threads/yandere-events-for-jas.125828/
Bachelor Vincent Mod: →

>Lewdfics
pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S (embed)
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448 (embed)
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC

first for jas

emily's bum

3rd for Vincent

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leah:
>used goods who got dumped by chad and ran away
hayley:
>just a stacey, m-muh clothes XD
penny:
>boring mary sue waifu
maru:
>uninteresting, plain looking, generic dialogue
emily:
>literally tumblr, tries too hard to be hippy and cool, otherwise pretty based though
abigail:
>most interesting backstory, unique look, best girl

Leah wishes she was dumped by Chad. Kel was a little bitch.

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>mary sue
Stop draining the meaning from this term

oh man what are you doing

found the pennyfag

>it's another 'marnie is never in her shop' edition

ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YOU YOU DUMB STUPID NIGGER FUCKING CUNT

GIVE ME HAY FOR MY ANIMALS YOU WHORE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>buying hay

how do you 100% stardew valley

Game Genie

>have more money than sense
>not just straight up buying hay, ore etc

how's life being poor

>using precious land to "farm" hay

>being late game with no land
>still have animals
Lmao and you think you're richer than me?

>not having animals for farm aesthetics

lmao take a look at this nigger

i already have the clock and 17m banked, sure you might have more but my farm actually looks good

Donating when

how do i divorce in this game?

Go to mayor's house, and sign the rape book for 50k?

>Fishing white algae uses your bait
But .. why

Fishing anything uses up bait.

bug meat isn't very hardy. The algae probably ruined the bait, same with trash.

should I plant a shitload of starfruit or watermelons?

does this game have replay value after you finish it?

What should I do with foraged shit? Sell it, or save it for days when I need energy?

Who is best boy

Valley Fair, first year. What should i take? Wine and cranberries? also the Albacore fish?

...

He's pretty much a wagecuck

I took a lot of diverse stuff from different categories (foraging, animal goods, fishing, etc) that all had gold stars. Blew that kike right out of the water.

>No golden pumpkins
well, i tried

No matter how hard I try, I cannot get this chair/couch setup in front of the television the way I want it.

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Cause the couch is 2 squares while the TV is 3

Anything with a gold star will net you some points. High value items are also good. Pumpkins, rare fish, diamonds, etc.

Yeah, i just won with rating of 93. Thank fuck.

Pierre got outjewed

Well, it's more about aligning them around the table.

>no option to buy war bonds to support the war against Gotoro
>no donating to the Church of Yoba so they dedicate a cathedral to you

>Implying Caroline doesn't have a secret church where she dedicates her body entirely for you.
>Implying Robin doesn't have a full sized statue carved with your mold.

This. You blatantly only used that word because you didn't want to repeat Maru's description.

Do farm junimos follow you like they do when you finish a set of bundles?

>Fall 18
>Still no rain
Catfish never

>He didn't catch a catfish in Summer

I want to go balls deep inside Alex.

>Didnt have iron/gold axe
Guess i'll just befriend Linus and pray he mails me that fish

I caught a catfish in the river, broseidon

Secret woods is flooded by catfish and carps.

yeah i guess i'll upgrade that axe then.

he's a cute wagecuck

Is it just me, or do the winter and desert music sound a lot like some of the music in Yume Nikki?

Quick question: Can i upgrade a tool from basic to gold, or i need to do copper-iron-gold in that order?

need to go in order

wait you can turn furniture to face other directions?

waste of money in that case

Abigail looks like trash, she tries to hard.
>I play vidya games and dye my hair! aren't I cool? XD
Shane is best waifu.

>Sandy lives in the desert
>no cows in sight

Where does her milk come from?

There's a lot more going on in the back than you know.

Delete this

Coconut milk?

Coconut milk

Best produce NOT in this game?

she milks herself

Hey guys, new player here, just got cellar addition to house with a lot of empty casks and kegs, how do I go about making large profit with wine?

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Sounds easy enough. Thanks

is she mad because I said no to having a baby?

that's what you get for marrying an autistic bitch.

What exactly did people see in Shane before the update? The new heart events are pretty great, but why did people like him in the first place?

his original heart scenes are really nice, he has a cute face and he goes "heh" in his letters.

also pepper poppers

they wanted to rescue the depressed fuck he was after you close down jojo mart

So why does this get so much fewer mods than starbound?

I just started this game and why is my grandfather a whitey when I'm a darker than black half African-American half Native American male called Big Black Bull?

Because Starbound was built on a foundation of lies.

What's the most popular / liked girl around here? I wanna black her.

Maru

Maybe he married a black/native american woman, had a black/native american-looking daughter/son who in turn married a black/native-american man/woman?

>the only one who's already black
Nice try.

your grandpa got cuck'd

your family's adopted

>banana
>watermelon
>ananas

Wait, since when.

I made them, they aren't modded in yet

Really nice, I'm looking forward to the mod.

Stop being a getto-nigga and learn how to be a chill educated nigga from Brometrius.

as for now I am just making sprites and toying around with some XMB scripts.
retexturing and modifying excisting content is easy
adding new one is a whole different thing

Leah or Haley

everyones waifu is shit. you wont find 1 girl that is popular in here, emely used to have a lot of following but then the developer made her a hippie

Let's wait for proper modding support.

The fact that the characters don't have much appeal on hardcore anime waifufaggots who would waifufag all day every day don't make them shitty or unpopular, though.

> the developer made her a hippie

The hell, she has always been a hippie.

not really, before just energetic now she is full hippie

>before she was just energetic

user, please.

>Finished RF4
>Holy crap I need more of this
>Started Story of Seasons
>Farming only, no fightan
>Got bored

Will Stardew Valley fill this void in my heart?

no, if you expect to experience short of rune factory, you wont, unless modding can get bigger and people starts editing that.

This. Leah is probably the most popular waifu. She's the only decent girl (=has good rule34 stuff).

Suppose I have a chicken coop. If I put a chicken in the coop, then destroy the coop, what happens to the chicken if I have a second coop on premises?

What if I then build a big coop, then destroy the shitty coop afterward?

Can you even destroy coops with animals inside? I'm pretty sure it will fail.

I'm on year 2 and I haven't so much as touched an animal beyond the horse, as well as occasionally talking to Linus.

Right click, brother.

The first thing i will do when it becomes possible to mod the mines and add custom enemies is to extend the mines to 200 levels and add Secret of Mana bosses every 40 levels.