/hsg/ hearthstone general

>blatant bait op

It's ogre.

>Nationalism =/= Being a huge cunt
You can love your country, but you don't need to be a loud asshole about it, specially when people of other countries play better than you

Also this whole ''I'm proud to be American'' is a fallacy, how can you be proud of something you had absolute not control on? of course, you can say '

> '' I'm happy to be american ''

But getting proud because people share same culture/race as you is retarded, you are a single individual

>Your father was a serial rapist, child molester, killer, should you get his legacy just because you share blood with him?

Insane for arena.
Wait, it's epic.

t. rootless cosmopolitan

>bait op
>telling the truth is bait

I might as well repost my wall:

Lets try to explain the current priest meta:

>Why priest doesnt run any early game minions?
Before you say "auchenai circle", i will say you are wrong. Just play wild, you will see priest playing minions. The reason he doesnt play in standard is the low quality of early game priest specific minions. They are bad, and trying to play the tempo game with them against a class with good early game usually is suicide.

This will not be the case with meme streets, though. We still dont have all the cards, but we are close to have secret pally tier perfect curve

> 1 mana: Open with mini-chow. - Good against aggro, burst potential late game with auchenai.
> 2 mana: *HOLE IN THE CURVE* - Gonna say friendly bartender for now, but they might fix it
> 3 mana: New Culstist - MASSIVE tempo gain. 3/7 worth of stats in one card without drawbacks, besides needing a minion.
> 4 mana: Auchenai / Priest of Feast / Kazakus
> 5 mana: Azure drake / the new discover "if you have a dragon card"
> 6 mana: 5 damage board clear if things went wrong / sylvanas if everthing went right
> There really doenst matter from now on as the board is yours, unless they play elemental storm / nova + doomsayer

At any moment there are the following replacements:
>1 mana madness potion, steal a 1/2 mana minion and trade with another 1/2 mana minion.
>1 mana, all enemy minions have 0 damage, you can get extremely favorable trades.
>The shadow words, which you probably still run one of each for good removals.
>1 mana cantrip +2 hp.

If priest gets a strong 2 drop, that is it, forget all those cool pint + kabal or SW horror, priest will be ending the game by turn 6-7 with perfect curves

Continue next post.

>posting it twice

It was embarrassing enough the first time user

It is insane for priest you fucking mongoloid.

it's not surprising that Trump might be president of this nation of 'everyone else is gooks and niggers'

>BUT PEOPLE SAID THE SAME ABOUT BEAST DRUID
The big tempo swing in beast druid happens turns 6 when you have 2 specific cards (tiger or druid of the claw). This doenst always hit. Without the swing the deck is pretty average.

Priest tempo swing happens turn 3, and with the only requisite of a single minion, much easier to hit.
Plus the priest filler is looking much better than the druid filler.

>it's not surprising that Trump might be president of this nation
everyone know that Trump is just a "show" and a false candidate. Its basically Hillary or Hillray

>'who are you quoting' quote
>complete ignorance of past cards, basically any tcg that wants a card to restore health

I sweat to God, if Priest becomes viable in ANY way after the new expansion rolls out, I'm literally dropping the game for good. Just give me one fucking good reason Blizzard.

>Voting for a cultist, corrupted politician

Trump surprisingly have some good policy for example he is trying to restrict lobbying in congress.

kibler has a cool dogger

classes will never be viable in hearthstone without the 123 curve

threadly reminder that the card is garbage, its high health is only good if it sticks on the board multiple turns and the text punishes it for that. its basically a 3 mana 3/3 with stealth

SHIT THREAD
MIGRATE

I would run a 3/3 with stealth

WE

Thread reported.

Is against the rules to create duplicate generals.

Why is NA so insecure about their skill set?

It's also against the rules to make flamewar threads which this OP obviously incites

WUZ

So is the expansion fixing everything or is it time to bail?

is being a crybaby against the rules?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that more people reported this one.

>Kun
>coon

How the fuck is this acceptable in 2016

Oh kek I didn't think about it that way

Why are the only things europeans allowed to be proud of are being good at meaningless children's games.

Nah, it's the same old shit.

>Voting
I'm not even American, but we all know that candidate is a fucking joke

Announcing reports is also against the rules if you really want to start moving goalposts retard

>Coon the forgotten Kang

Holy shit we got someone working at blizzard

Because it's illegal

How can you not even be good at children's card games though? That's like the bare minimum.

this was my first post in the thread underage nigger

anyone else watchingt his challengestone?

/Hsg/ should have a challenge stone

I'm more excited by what they've shown so far than I was when they announced karazan or old gods.

way more interesting effects here and the cards seem more aggressive. I know everyone hates aggro but I don't wanna play long games all the time the lack of good low cost minions available right now really hurts allot of classes. Not printing good 1/2 drops doesn't kill aggro it just makes the classes that have good class 1/2 drops super dominant and forces other classes to be super control oriented or not played at all. Good 1/2 drops does make the game faster but it increases variety of viable decks/classes.

yea
too bad Brian "please don't call me a Blizzard shill" Kibler Kibler is winning over our guy firebat

Good 1 mana minions needs to fucking stop
Who in this game enjoys using hard removal on a default 1/3

no, this is the last time sc2 is being played at blizzcon so I'm watching its farewell tour

Just because you want to fuck him does not make him our guy

i am not homosex user
also kibler is literally rebbit: the streamer so firebat's our guy by default

so you don't like the 1 mana 2/2 restore 4 health to both?

It's beautiful because normies won't get it. I might need surgery to replace my sides if the flavor text says WE

KANGZ N SHIEEEEEEEEET

That minion doesnt require you to remove it instantly or cost you the game

>KUNZ N SHIEEEEEEEEET

Dragon Priest is the curve deck that'll potentially rival Secret Pally, not that stupid curve you just made up. Seriously half the cards you outlined are dumb for curving (2/2 dies too easily, a literal 2/3 vanilla minion, a 4 mana 3/5, a 5 mana 4/4, a board clear that kills everything else you played except the 4/4).

Replace the 1/2/4 drops with Dragon cards and now you have the real cancer.

it is a good 1 drop though. strong early cards don't have to be cancer.

>no, this is the last time sc2 is being played at blizzcon so I'm watching its farewell tour
heard proleague called it quits last month as well, is sc2 finally once and for all dead?

why is this Finnish mongoloid retard allowed to speak at Blizzcon

He fucks a blizzard employee.

but what does it do against every 1/3 3/4 early game minion

is savjz our guy?

it's dead but it'll live on with meme show matches at blizzcon just like wow arena, wc3 and soon to be hots

>of all twitch "personalities" they could have hired, they got the one who has no personalty and isn't there as eye candy

horrid, absolutely horrid

they should have flew in nadia

loogs lyge hes gonne bley de meenion

I fucking hate Finnish """people""".

When the sun sets on sc2 and hots I hope their casters move to hs

>His on play sound is "You know I was a king and such?"

t. vladimir slavokovich

youtube.com/watch?v=ADTpANXGl3k

our guy kolento's card review part 1

Nice clickbait my friend

why dont you nerds just play MTG if you want to talk about superior card games?

watch at 1.25x speed

>daily card reviews until release

Because I live in the middle of fucking no where telecommuting because of how remote it is and the MTG digital client is horse shit.

I'll switch to MTG in a dickbeat if they can get something as polished as HS.

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You guys ARE Jade Lotus supporters right?

Not a scum Grimy Goons or Kabal faggot?

if they can't afford to play hearthstone they really can't afford to play mtg

youtube.com/watch?v=a247R3mNs5A RareParrot

My three gold classes are Druid, Mage, and Warlock.

I think I know where my alliance stands.

aw yiss i love kolento

For some reason I always watch them all... it's my favorite thing about new set releases... I think I have autism

What are you talking about, fellow Kabalfriend? Who gives a h*ck about the other two.

you are both goofy goobers

Mage is my favorite class, but thematically I prefer the Goons.

Nah, you have good taste, that's all.

>1 jade lotus and 2 kabal classes

so with the kabal then?

y

non kabalists, please go

Sometimes you seem really butthurt though Europe. Maybe its the English translation.

Just because some kid gets asked "do you think Europe player will beat you" then they say "hell no, I will win" I don't think its excuse to get eternally vengeful.

And then if a NA beats you, then you always deflect so much, like "Russia isn't really EU no man, no its not." then the 3 win comeback happens and its "Pavel is a king, n-no that wasn't bad RNG, Amnesiac had that 33% rag hit, its exactly like a 1/28 Polymorph that he literally needed to win" I mean get a grip dudes.

Then that apparently made you so bitter and angry that Amnesiac dared to win by RNG in a childrens coin flip simulator you decided to go to Cydonias game and shit talk him the entire game although Korea was playing him.

You really seem like the bullies tbqh, like you push us around in every game, I don't even think there is a single eSport we reliably beat you at except Smash Bros, then once we beat you then you find the right moment and virtually punch us in the kidneys and throw us in a locker.

Then when we try to have pride in our country then that makes you pissed off I guess and you make posts calling us a cunt, a asshole, it really makes you angry "we are not put in our place". "Don't talk outside your cage little Americans, we will fight you! hon hon hon"

When have you ever known Americans to not banter during tournaments? That offends you?

Man up Hans, holy shit.

mtg is superior but you have to either play the shitty client, meet up with friends, or interact with neckbeards, which are all less convenient than hearthstone

card reviews are very comfy and it ends with reynad at the end trying to theorycraft as many fringe decks as possible so they can be attributed to him

I don't care how much the developers shit all over control Paladin.

I'm going to keep playing it anyway. Fuck them. I'll make it work.

Favorite deck is aggro paladin

Grimy Goons for life

Get off my streets

that is my frog

I have gold druid mage and Paladin, who do I side with?