/owg/ - Overwatch General

I fucking love that webm

Jamison Fawkes!

PEDOPHILIA!

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE AUDIO FOR GENJI'S ULT? IT STILL LASTS 8s KAPLAN

Maybe seeing the representatives of their home country get thoroughly spanked by a purple spic hacker in the Sombra movie will be enough to throw Russia off its game against South Korea.

>thinking im low enough to even group with you

>That's so much for your incest

Seltzer has incest on the mind.
You know she is a depraved slut with issues deep down.

>Octahedron
dumbasses

Amélie

boop

First for conspiracy theories

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>whitewashing
How did Blizzard get away with this?

>everyone unites and talk shit about SK and how to beat them
top kek

yes?

>*comes out from cloak*
>*boop*
>*translocates away*

>mfw season 3 games will be decided 100% of the time by who has the better sombra
>mfw I now have no control over my own rank because I have to play tank and support 90% of the time

>koreans are soulless machines

based Zappis

>Sombra nerfs before she is even in PTR

Hanzo is the thinking man's character. He has to play predictively, he has to be mobile, and he's at an uphill battle in most duels. Because of this, playing a good Hanzo means being clever about using your wall climb, sonic arrows, and scatter arrows to overcome your opponents. I often compare playing Hanzo to Overwatch to a game of timed chess where you have to make a move every five seconds. No other hero is even approximately as cerebral.

Is kaplan jewish?

NOVEMBER 9TH
(unless we hear otherwise)

She just wanted a Friend

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>Koreans are machines

Sweden won.
Can we now give Torbjörn Lindholm some respect?

He's a hardworking man.

it's a triangular bipiramid, an hexahedron

Look at his nose.

good, we already have enough elusive support killers already

Predictions?

Gonna say 4-0, Russia may take 1-2 points if they're lucky

Feels just right.

Name the three worst character designs in this game. Main designs only, not skins.

When they fix the soft audio for Voice Lines.

>kaplAN
>is he jewish?

qp is gonna be a lot more cancer with sombra now

So how royally fucked is Mercy with Sombra coming out now? Anymore than before?

What about Ana and Lucio? Rumor has it they're going to be on the same level as Mercy when hacked. Which makes me wonder how useless Mercy will be without GA

link her twitter

No it's a Kojimadrone

regular pentagon

Thats why I asked, but you never know.

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i hope they will hire an actual model next year, not this average as fuck 5/10 bullshit

2CP maps are memes so it could go either way on those.

Shadowburn is quite good but I can't see him being able to carry against Space Jam Korea

Her legendaries are awful, Nuit is her best skin

So apparently, Sombra can see the percentages of ults of hacked enemies.

But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Widowmaker: Ponytails like that don't look good on older women.
Ana: Too busy
Sombra: Also too busy

damn, i have to stand up and meditate to calm down. Imagine under what kind of pressure players are there.

why does she look like a trap in this pic?

I cant decide what esport I want to watch. Do I want to watch ult to win, coin flip simulator or chain CC?

They're all so good.

>Koreans said they're not even playing seriously

Her tits are so fucking saggy. I can't believe it.

can koreans fuck off and disappear?

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twitter.com/SeltzerPlease
instagram.com/seltzerplease

Why would you want this average uggo when you could be looking at sjokz or something?

>Smugberry
Why is she so perfect? I hope they let her keep the PTR buffs to combat the spicy boop.

pics?

They're all sucking black cocks.

>we were just having fun

how can anyone even compete?

Sombra, Zarya, Lucio

>last losing streak got me down to 2400
>manage to go back up to 2750 today
>repeatedly matchmake into a 6 random team against 2 groups of 3
>salty players complain about everything in voice and text chat
>enemy groups perform actual teamwork and chase us down
>guy that happens to have gold elimination at the moment in our team starts going apeshit about everyone else being bad
>start losing matches again

this is how it started last time as well
it got me all the way down to gold last time
where is it gonna stop this time?
will I ever reach diamond?

Reaper making all the costumes is the best lore

That can go for any 6 faced polyhedron,

In this case its an octahedron

Rachel is cute and better at video games than anyone else on the desk except for Reinforce

>not even trying
>couldn't even BM team USA aka Team youtube stars who didn't even practice

Symmetra for obvious reasons
Reaper because of those dumb ass claw things
Winston is third

The best design is probably Pharah

zebbosai is my fav scout

>How did you feel playing against the American team?
>It was pretty easy.

>We weren't even playing seriously

The arrogance from these locusts is astounding

Need some D.va

I honestly cannot think of anyone, probably Winston, I don't like primates

Hana Cancion

>humans actually getting killed in an animated short
>about a dozen deaths

I'm glad Blizzard finally got the balls after pussyfooting around cartoon people murder up until this point.

she wants reinforce's hammer charged if you know what I mean

I wonder what annoys reaper more
people saying salt is a spice
or too much animal print
>is he just waiting for unsuspecting women at the corner and whispers at them in wraith mode:
>your clothes are badly tailored
or does he hide out in Mexican restaurants and corrects the not-mexican´s pronunciation

Woah I haven't seen this shit taste since someone called Nomad shit.

BOOP

>Koreans didn't really play seriously
>2 - 0 every single team in the tournament

Still no blood though.

So healers, dont forget to respect your DPS on voice chat.

It's not their fault if they are mentally challenged.

thanks for the links, but man you have no taste in women

Sjokz is a 4/10 and that sletzer bitch is a solid 7

the victory theme music is getting boring

why the fuck couldnt they come up with something for this event?

They're bragging. Oh yeah we 2-0 everyone but we're not even trying. I just hope the Ruskies pull of something because it'd be hilarious for that statement to back fire.

>those fatty Koreans running

HIGH ENERGY KOREANS

>Russia looks dead serious
>Koreans look happy and friendly

>Talon assassinates Omnic leaders, not even trying to hide that they're responsible given that they send a big, fat jet to pick up Widowmaker
>Talon tries to assassinate the Human leaders that are trying to fight the Omnics, leaving dozens of witnesses to see that it's humans trying to do so instead of bots

What are these guys even doing? People and droids are going to stop fighting each other and start hunting them down exclusively at this rate.

How old are these koreans lmao
Also how many main mans does this queer nigger have?

>it's a mercy thinks they're not useless post

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>neither have souls

Koreans know they already won

The more I watch these tournaments then more I believe the hitscan players are cheating. Especially Taimou and IDDQ.