Dota 2 gułag /d2g/

new edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: gitgud.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: no_thanks.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: gitgud.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/

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twitter.com/danielzklein/status/794713414299893760
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Why do Gents, CyborgMatt and Gaben look exactly the same

What is really going on in here?

I miss gents

Good morning

Terrible OP. Kill yourself.

What do you care more about, mmr gains, or irl gains?

>He isn't watching our guy singsing

What's your excuse?

who

some streamer

Reminder that miracle and kuro are the problem

fuck off with your washed up memer who achieved nothing in 5 years

internet meme points gains

autism test
try to describe this picture

But miracle single handedly won them the last game

Beyerdynamic: +3
Razer: -5
Single monitor: -3
Eating at desk: -10

i once played dark seer against morph, built aghs and killed his whole team with his illusion

Can we talk about the real issues in dota like how blitz has managed to lose so much weight holy shit

>headphone cable under your plates
>glass mousepad abomination
>razer
not a fan

more like
>Razer: filtered

real talk guys
How can you even live as bulba, as you are the biggest joke in the scene where no one even takes you seriously as a tier 2 player. Any team that had him becomes shit instantly and there's no single good trait about him that can back him up except being friendly with some pro players
If I was bulba I would just fucking stay out of the pro scene and maybe become coach/caster to make some ez bux without making myself embarrassed further.

calories in calories out

cardio

there

Guy... what if there was a here that had ALL skills as passives?

who threw up on the plate?

gut suck

Don't know why he's sucking in his belly for a progress pic though. Kinda defeats the purpose.

Dark seer making Dota great again by deporting op reddit trash

>$112,273.96 from Dota 2
What's the problem exactly?

how do you know that

the purpose is attention whoring on social media so you want to look good

He says he's 30 pounds down

why is DS a counter to morphnigger?

great OP

spoiler that shit

basically 6.48b lifestealer
he had 1 active that was basically passive

Subtle things. He's holding his breath, and he's arching slightly with his chest puffed out.

What kind of items does morph buy

>the new COD is dead on PC
I'm proud of being part of such a good community

in how many years lel

thats like 2 years worth of wageslaving with no degree or anything

the only upside is if he can maaaaaaybe luck himself into a non playing esports career for the future - or else hes left with no marketable skills

look up for some ability draft meme videos
it's actually viable

?
is that his dick

haha hes one of those that are fat on the face and dont lose anything there ever.

feel bad for him

linken manta ethreal blade?

goddamn it ogar wtf is that

Hey it's that guy who eats raw fish

So he got kicked off his own team, what's next in his master plan?

see
FUCKING EASY

>motpax trying to co-opt slacks' idea
who tf let him out of his box?

find a new team
what else?
born to kill dota teams

fuck motpax srsly he keeps banning me from chats

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He's doing what he loves. $56,000 a year for something you love isn't bad at all. He should only make more as time goes on.

500g of turkey breast
200g of brown rice
and some veggies

thats just prize money
he's obviously paid a salary which is probably just as much

i wouldn't call it his team.
i mean, i would say it's kuro's team.
also bulba is really bad. he should stop playing professionally and try to become a better player for a while or something.

twitter.com/danielzklein/status/794713414299893760

>this is the the average riot employee

this isn't dota related you faggot

I don't think this is relevant to dota guys!

>There is some drama that people can't talk about behind the scenes
WHAT IS IT

SUNSFAN JUST REFERRED TO IT

>There is some drama that people can't talk about behind the scenes
WHAT IS IT

SUNSFAN JUST REFERRED TO IT

i love these bantZ x')

>lose on purpose in battle cup grand finals

Who devilish here`?

>the entirety of EU dota is desperate to control the narrative to be about bulba and not the fact that miracle, kuro, and liquid overall even without bulba is garbage shitters

really engages those 'rons

>never hit on women, goyim
thanks (((klein)))

I GOT MYF UCKING CHIPS AND THESE LITERAL

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ARE FIFTEEN

F I F T E E N

MINUTES LATE

neither is zoe you dumb fuck

devilish is playing? where? how? tel me more.

>his own team
lmao who's else team are you gonna get kicked out off, someone elses team?

Welcome to /d2g/

probably about him calling his team a piece of shit

Soe is hosting a LAN next week.

>he's still at it hours later

user this isn't normal or healthy behaviour at all

>tfw no comfy PSG stream

that really engaged my posterior chain

Stop blaming Valve for listening to reddit.

Because they didn't. We wanted our old reporting system back, and not "increased report sensitivity".

Digital Cucks vs NP arent playing ?

NA doto best doto

i aint watching this Liquid dogshit games

fucking dotalounge

>Watching PSG strim

Dis-gust-ing, never before have I witnessed such a complete waste of skin.

do you have the video where she's eating chicken and crying

what we want is a surrender system, and a way to punish game ruiners, and to not be allowed to report ENEMIES

You name it I got it

>na dota nest dota
>literal trash tier liquid is about to 2-0 a top 3 na team

>not watching EU clowns vs NA clowns

>Post on d2g

>Leave for several hours

>Come back

>See that coposters have been spamming about bulba for that whole time period
>Post again

>S-stop posting that

Maximum projecting

>You name it I got it
Do you have the video where she acknowledges my existence?

;_;

OKAY LETS FIX REPORT SYSTEM ABUSE IN ONE FELL SWOOP

BOTH THE REPORTER AND REPORTED GET SENT TO LPQ FOR BEING AUTISTIC FAGGOTS

FIXED

polack user is back!

whered u go

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lifting, playing wow, reconsidering life choices

dont get me wrong, not back to dota

>leave for several hours

ok mate whatever you say :^)

Remember to ask your mom to pick up some nuggets next time she's out!

>reconsidering life choices
time to move out of fucking poland then

You should make the career switch to restroom hygiene already

I should play dota with two monitors so I can have this picture open on one monitor and the same picture open on the other monitor

uhh
i live for in netherlands for 3 years now

>retarded WoW player who doesn't play dota comes to d2g to post food
Quality content, friendo. At least you don't need to consider suicide anymore.

the best part about csgo is you can literally say anything you want with zero consequences

too bad dota is full of retarded autistic reddit baby manchildren pussy faggots who cant use the mute button

Abaddon is the cutest!

>:^)
unplug your keyboard and think for a minute about what youre posting

;_;

>playing wow, reconsidering life choices

Best fucking joke I've heard all week

i uninstalled wow too

i barely play vidya now its so fucking boring
watching stream now out of boredom

this games still as dead as it gets

is that beesa

Now here's the real test.
Do you have that pic of Soe sucking James dick?