/ssg/ Soccer Spirits General #384

Fuck off

>/mbgg/
They literally don't want (You) there.

Just wait for next patch, it'll be a major patch for Ardor being beyond broken with Gaphyl EE

>1 autist don't want a group in it just because he is loud
We just ignore him while he has a heartattack in his diapers, should work.
Fuck off /mbgg/ user.

>We should move generals and deal with other people's shit because I said so

Nah, eat a dick
I like it here

Enjoy ERPing alone with your delusion

I'll be here drinking your tears all day

>it's easier to find sharr and william than vonchi
Vonchi buffs WHEN? I really had hopes for his EE but he got it nerfed within it's release.

We'll never move back, I'll make sure of that

>some autist trying to start shit with another general

cmon, at least try a faster one if you want to do it correctly.

we need to make Hiro and Kei Great Again

>it's easier to find a s1 legend that most people got from lvl 30 and a 5* that can be found in scouts and draws than a s2 legend that costs 1.5k dstones and
Yeah, it must be because he's weak.

Not like people would ever move back when you can just make a new thread

There's far deader generals than this but people always think they have it bad or the worst because they only visit one or two generals in the entire board.

>we need to make Hiro and Kei Great Again
>Hiro, put him with Milky + Elaine, MW Hiro or Balmung if he can crit
>Kei, Kevin or thunder mommy + Duran +Virgil + Chitose, Silla ace
done

>Yeah, it must be because he's weak.
People have been dropping him for MW William and Sharr

>player needs another player to be good
KEK nice try faggot buffs when :`^)

Classic Iggy is objectively best girl.

>KEK nice try faggot buffs when :`^)
>Light: Check
>Female: ....
50% chances of buff

>thunderfags are so mindbroken for becoming the second worst element that they choose their worst girls as their best girls
I feel bad for them.

Why don't we ever get new players in this general, guys?

Because BB is killing itself

because this general is like 90% shitposting bumps

Why don't you guys, like, create autistic content or something

Like what? Fanfiction? I can do some shitty ones if you want.

>autistic content
Gib eksampol.

I'd like to see a Clop/clopanon/clopanonfag fanfiction/doujin

Write a fanfiction about Elaine being tsundere for Jean despite his underground soccer activities which is her mission to stop.

fuck off with your thread celebs

anything to bump this shit thread

Write about relationships of the players, there is a lot that can be implied, if it is good enough, maybe a drawfag will draw something out of it.

Write a fan fiction about Elizabeth getting blacked by nu dragon fuccboi

Might do, gimme a couple of days, in case I can't come up with something good I'll just tell
>Write about relationships of the players
Like what? About why Milky loves Kai-D, or how Neraizel is loved by Saramir, and apparently Rudiel but there isn't any chain about the last one?
That I can do

Don't expect much, I'll try just because I'm bored, not because I'm good.

>local drawfags are dead or shit
Its a lose-lose situation.

Content is content.
Besides, most drawfags turn into good artists over time. Just look earlier Serin's works, like old mute, and compare it to, say, Lia's Halloween skin.

>not comparing before and after mute visual update

Because it's kinda dull, Lia's skin is great in every sense of the word.

Yeah, you will need to read some of their background to join the pieces, but if you can find a nice group of 4 or so players, there is already something.

Maybe you could talk about the Vitos's Fantastic Four on their day off, or Princess Meiran and BT not liking each other, but having to deal with it for whatever reason.

how do i look for ss fanart

Also, think I should read the story mode once and for all, I've been stalling on that just because I'm a lazy fuck, but it looks quite interesting.

Please, tell me it's good

>vonchi being milky's beta orbiter but she's too retarded to notice
>metatron seducing uriel against her will or lucid while ravian watches cause she's a cuck
>bea hugging nera
>ronald being qt romantic with orses

SHU/NOA DOUJIN WHEN?

>Vonchi was the one who came on Milky

you start googling or searching in art sites for all the different names of SS and see where it takes you

Checking chains with all this fanfiction doujin stuff going on, could've sworn Bora had an affection chain for Yuri rather than friendship, but I'm probably retarded.

>Vonchi was the first to cum on milky
>but because Vonchi was so fast, milky was left unsatisfied
>now Milky is off on a journey to find the biggest cocks

Yuri has affection for her, Bora thinks of her as a friend.
>vonchi came on milky first
>she was unsatisfied
>she found Magical ojii-san Kaidormu saving the day
>she saw his gigantic black dragon penis
>she fell in love immediately
>she tried to fuck him, but he's too much of a faggot to give her his Kai-D
>she is searching through the galaxy looking for a penis to satisfy her lust for BBDC

Its sleepy. Like a bedtime story.

>Vonchi is a premature ejaculator.

Nice meme. Drawfags please get to it.

>Vonchi's a cuck
>Duke's a cuck

Any more lightcucks I'm missing?

Beth and Virgil

Vonchi is an autistic faggot who don't give a shit about girls. Milky raped a cripple.

They are pretty cool, but as far as I have read them, they jump from an story to another without actually finishing them. So most of them are just something is happening, the characters reacts to them in their own manner, and then we are left with an unconclusive ending.

>/ssg/ is literally telling one another to write fanfiction in order to keep the thread alive
Oh, how low we've fallen. Write about OTPs

OTPs are shit.
Draw porn.

Too bad Ronald and Labella are already a couple.

>Ravian experiment goes wrong
>lab explodes
>Ronald was helping a kitten when it happened
>he rushes to the scene, only to find a hurt little ravian
>this is the beginning of a story about a lost puppy bonding with a family it's never had

we are one of the worst generals on this board.

The difference between us and the other cancer threads for dead games that refuse to die is that they actually make things.

Best I could do

>Lab makes a Ravian clone(Lab Rat Ravian)
>she manages to escape, but is soon surronded by lab guards
>Ronald, Labella and Lindberg were passing by and goes to the rescue
>story is about them trying to teach common sense to Ravian as she grows attached them and develops all kinds of emotions and feelings

We're not even that bad

>she gets raped
>doesn't fight back because this sort of thing happens normally.
Damn, I need those doujins

>after a week they discover that she is an unstable experiment, and her health keeps getting worse
>Ravian says she prefers to die than returning to the lab
>She dies in their hands as they can't do anything to help but try to ease her pain and make some good memories

i-is this a good otp?

It could be worse, we could have tripfags

She's a worthless whore and he's a worthless faggot.
They belong together

You made it? It's a nice drawing.

>tfw i'm responsible for half the posts here
G-Guys, d-don't leave me alone!

Heheheheheh~

we don't have tripfags but we're still a circlejerk of the worst kind.

Buff final acceleration:
>(Dribble+ATKstat) x (8 + Spirit/10) + 250 + (150*SkillLV)
>consumes all spirit

Thanks, BB.

I would be posting, but Im kidnapped and brought to a "social gathering"

Discord is the only circlejerk here. Fuck off.

Who is this Discord you talk about?

I love Linmay!

moar

Live

Posting /ssg/'s mascot & goddess.

Revert starting spirit in PvP when?
Beatrice buffs when?
Irre, BT and Jin buffs when?
Sharr nerfs when?
William nerfs when?
Scorching Inferno nerfs when?

>Posting sluts
never
never
never
next patch
next patch
next patch

never
never
never
never
never
never

Never
One day
Only Irre needs a buff
Never
Only op cause fucking stone reroll
Never

Is Princess Meiran any good to use as LM as opposed to Linmay?

You can use Linmay instead of White Tiger, she has a nice pass, recovery and increases critical rate which is an important skill for strikers.

Could run frontline PM if you're focusing on a Kirin front, Linmay should stay in the midline so she can pass to kirin and you can begin cheesing

Never
Never, since her problem is ardor meta
Maybe Irre.
Only after people stop investing in ardor.
Same as above.
Same as above.

>beatrice's problem is ardor meta
>not the random position buff that provides little offensive capabilities

dead

Lynbell buffs when?
>Provoke changed to Touch of Death
>Defeated enemy units will not regain consciousness
>Furthermore, units defeated by Lynbell wil be removed from the match & deleted from the player's team afterwards

sweet dreams /ssg/ hope you all have a better night than me

Good night
Hope everything is well.
Love you.

Why? Is something wrong user-kun?

Good night, user.

Is ernesto good compare to milky?

I love Uriel!