/ink/ - Splatoon General

I'd rather see ass

You'll have to deal with tits, sorry

when will we be back?
january?

I miss the days when shit happened around here.
I'll never forget you, /ink/

Reminder: If you sexualize squids you are a pedophile!! No "ifs," "ands," or "buts!"

why were so little splatoon doujinshi created?

earth, it's not fair.

GOOD NEWS GUYS, THIS SHIT GAME IS GOING TO BE ON THE SWITCH WITH NO GYRO CONTROLS

There are actually a LOT of splatoon doujinshi.
It's just that none gets scanned, ever.

THIS

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What weapons do y'all main? Post pics of your squid.

N-Zap 85/89
Waiting for Spyke to get my parka.

There's actually lots of butts.

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callie with glasses is cute

Oh hey we're back?
Don't die overnight.

So did you guys buy everything, or just the stuff you actually liked?

bought everything

I still haven't ever worn the Jap fedora though

team ikamoya!

>"It Ain't Me" echoes from far away

What do you guys think the likelihood is that Splatoon will come in some way to the new 3ds?

Minus zillion percent. NX is close, and it replaces both it and WiiU.

After you play enough you have a shit ton of money it just makes sense to buy everything

>two rollers is bad to have on a team
>implying having two bad inkers is better in any game mode other than tower control
Not that 96D is a bad inker, though, but it's still no good.

>tfw your drawing gets yeahs

I really fucking hate rainmaker. Any tips?

>people bought Wii Us for Splatoon
>Nintendo dropped Splatfest support after 15 months
>online (even ranked) is just Japanese school children
>will likely shut off servers or leave them to die when the Switch version comes out

only Nintendo baby

i've been thinking about the servers too

absolute best case scenario is that nintendo does crossplay with switch splatoon servers

but if the switch doesn't have a gyroscope then that is 100% not happening because wii u players would shit on them

Tbh Nintendo dropping Splatfests was the worst move they could've made.

Yeah, it brought a lot of players back on a monthly basis. Maybe they'll bring it back for the Switch release?

I'm sure they will. I just hope they plan for more than a single year. I'm hoping for 2 and a half at least.

Considering it's going to be a launch (or near) title they'd be insane to drop support that fast.

Yeah, but Nintendo doesn't have the best track record with online multiplayer.

Don't give up Squiddos, I still believe in you

I haven't played in a while, are the japs still going strong online or has it petered out after the last splatfest?

Splatoon is still popular with the japanese, it was north america and europe that that dropped off after the final splatfest, only people still around are esports players or squidkids

There's still the approximately 0.02% chance that it gets a forward compatibility patch.

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Escort players?

It says esports my man. You know, 'competitive Splatoon' as it were.

youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk

honestly, the only reason i don't want this place to die is because i don't want to never see noseanon again
their art was great, and they were very kind as well
i know they aren't anywhere else but i really wish they were, i worry about what they'll do if this place goes down for good

>this place is shit
>but at least there's still noseanon
Only reason I check these threads every day

I'm sure they'll be back when the next game comes out user.

i think they're still here
but i'm worried if /ink/ will be

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wheres the bamboozler???

My bad. Didn't get much sleep last night.

Old chart, famalam.

S is hell because NOBODY FEELS THE NEED TO DO THE OBJECTIVE!

was about to post this in /nintyg/ but i just checked the catalog out of curiosity. thank god
anyway, i just randomly got the callie/marie and the squid girl amiibos today as a present, they look really good

grats user! free dances for everyone!

>translator user still here
>nozzlenoseanon still here
>squid sisters concert
there is hope

hotglue hotglue hotglue hotglue hotglue

thats awesome!
ive been playing around with my squid sisters amiibos after that new animal crossing update! its really cool. you can order all her clothing and she acts just like callie.
>Phew! Ohmigosh! I just had, like, THE scariest moment of my life.
>I was driving into the campground, and those trees - they totally came out of nowhere!
>I thought one was going to literally spring up inside my van.
>But it's fine! It's fine! If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my ability to overcome any challenge!
its better writing than the NA translators do
now i can finally dedicate a room to callie like i always wanted (and maybe dress like her but my outfit is already pretty cute)

today's mmimamami clamors as she watches on in the predicted battle spectator mode! "i hope you'll be able to spectate other battling users! maybe you'll be able to check S+ matches without worrying for once?!" spectating is always fun, but usually i prefer to just play the game. some people just need a break from the stress though, right? in any case, there are already thousands of users who enjoy watching splatoon streams - it wouldn't be unreasonable for nintendo to cater to them! maybe it would have predictions for the winner, like in smash bros?!

so, is anyone in the tournament? or do we not like turf war here?

I'm playing ranked currently.

i'm in the tourney -- how about you?

i have NNID issues that would make it a bit difficult, unfortunately. are you teaming up with people from /ink/?

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yeah there were a few of us still around

did you get banned or something?

when you buy a digital copy, it's locked to the NNID it was bought on, rather than to the console. i got it as a present from someone who didn't know that, so i have to play using their NNID. works fine, but i can't squad, etc.

i'm pretty curious to know how someone can get banned though, other than hacking

so, i think we should update the FAQ. yes, the one that no one reads. for the most part it's good, but there are some things that are outdated, particularly the diminishing returns point.
i think addressing why chargers stack so much damage up is important, it's certainly something i was confused about when i was a new player

where will you go if /ink/ dies for good?

Wait, so you can't squad on alts?

/nintyg/
nope, alts don't work at all on it. i really wouldn't recommend buying the digital copy unless it's absolutely necessary

Last time I went there I got no responses when I asked for squads.

i think that's because it's the Veeky Forums equivalent of a hospice

>/nintyg/

Wait wait wait wait, I have a digital copy and have three different accounts playing it (my main from which I bought it, my bro's and my alt) and they all work online, though I only squadded from my main. Did I do something wrong?

what
i hope you're not fucking with me, because pretty much everything i've read about how NNIDs work suggests otherwise

yeah I think that other user is correct

remember during ink 1.0 when we would put together squib squads of C- squids to massacre other C squads? i member

Yes, exactly that. Both my and brother's accounts were there before we bought Splatoon, while my alt is a month old,and all three work.

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If octoniggers stop using zapfish for their weapons, they will probably have enough juice to run their kettles ten times over and grow enough food to export it to Inkopolis. But they chose the violent way, and inklings responded in a violent fashion. Now they have no zapfish, neither our nor their, and their domes are crumbling from all the devastation Agent 3 brought in their wake.

they resurrect their old machines to fight back the genocider in the hi-vis vest. also do you really need to rob them of their zapfish when all that had gone missing the great zapfish, which was under the ever watchful eye of Cap'n?

>haha, /nint-
>mfw i realize that means ill have to go there too if this place dies to see noseanons art

They were planning to go to war with the surface kind. Not only they resurrected old machines from 100 years ago, they also built a brand new one that can handle the power of the Great Zapfish. Keep in mind guns that kids use in their turf wars are toys compared to Hero Shot, and even it couldn't have possibly prevented collateral damage the octoweapons would've caused, even the old ones. As long as octarians posess weapons of mass destruction, they are going to get pounded hard. They had their chance to achieve diplomatic relations, but they burned that bridge the moment they thought they can take on us.

I remember you from ages ago, haven't you just tried making an alt?

I just had a thought... It is indeed a high visibility vest in our bland and mostly gray and brown world, but in a world where colours are everywhere, it's actually camouflage. Mind blown.

do you guys think callie would like carpenter brut

youtu.be/qFfybn_W8Ak

YES

>youtube.com/watch?v=ts4axsSHlpA
>we're covering this at our next rock concert
>callie that's not a rock song
>it's got guitar shut up!

i want Callie to try a slower song, i bet she could still keep it high energy even at a medium pace
youtu.be/6QUmPZmkr4I

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Where can I pirate the soundtrack for this game, or any Squidkid related tunes?