Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/

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OUR GUYS.

Bulldog.
Arteezy.
N0tail.
that's it.

post your futa waifu

Big dick sc2 blowing dota the fug out.

I want Cap to hold me down with his strong hands and whisper the secrets of hype casting in my ear

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>yuroapes
>our guys

lmao

epik simply epik

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heh.... forced memes...

>tfw no dota 2 gf

i dont know man i thought it was funny

delete this! she is pure

you do realize we can see the (you)'s right?
nobody thought that shit was funny
literally just (you)

>want to enjoy a fun game of dotes.
>forgot you get lpq after 1 report.
oh..

I miss whyareyousomaddotardsposter
I miss tonyposter
I miss drippingwetdoecuntposter
I miss aiushtahposter
I miss gents
i'll miss nagaslardarposter when he's gone

> She

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Sing is our guy

obviously i know that what am i retarded
even so there were more posts by other people than by me, whats ur point? i lit the fire a little bit ya know

holy shit tasteless looks so old now, and jesus sc2 is still an awful game

>that dick bulge

Now he's losing weight is it only going to look bigger?

Zerg defends against terran instead of the other way around. Things are weird. It's like support AM or spectre and carry dazzle or some shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fola80rQop4

Is NP going to be actually invited to events now?

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man
cap has a tranny gf?
noice

no why would they
the only legit teams they played against were EG and VP and they got raped by both

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youtube.com/watch?v=XzJ53eAJ3G0

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Explain yourselves doturds

Almost getting beaten by hots

that's not evian tho

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After pulling out of dreamleague because they got dumpstered? Not likely.

I want her to cram her massive cock into my ass

I don't even know if it would fit but I want her to try

> Evian

Even your taste in water is fucking awful

Is RTZ on /wsg/

What is all this cancer

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did you save that pic without even knowing what it meant retard

Why are you even here if you don't know the memes you post

Best heroes for rat dota? I would just play Broodmother but she seems to get easily countered. preferably not tinker i hate playing him

his dick is as big as a aquafina bottle exdee

Morph

>100% of games are very high skill
>every tard in a game always has some normal skill games in the last 5 games
EVERY
TIME

any hero with mobility can rat if enemies don't have a lot of stuns

Even if they do morphling is pretty good

>playing dota during wcs

Arc fucking Warden

>purchase blink dagger
>carry tp
>have map awareness

whoa u split pusher now

bad lone druid

These casters are basically badTobi with the screaming.

>rtz
lol, gross.
meepo, senpai.
or i mean, you could go the easy route and play furion. just make sure you tp top ;)

daily reminder that terran is the only race that EARNS 100% of its wins

>basically a 10 min gg
>game will be dead now
You had a good run.

>go to rtz stream
>get trolled

does he really listen to this music himself or is he just shitting on the stream because dotards hate themselves and like getting shat on?

>1000 magic dmg when he gets level 6
>farm faster than an Alc because LOL DOUBLE MIDAS
>can disable an entire team with Vyse and Bloodthorn
>literally no risk hero, just send and army of clones
>inb4 DURRRRR ULTI GIVE BOUNTY DURRRRRR just learn to micro you dumb fuck

bad post

Shit things are still shit even if you like them ironically

So who cares, it's shit.

>ignored in elimination mode
Yeah OP isn't he?

>200$k
woah

Who are you again?

sing sounds like a cuck now
what happened

Not him but

He was picked there couple of times

Surely more than LD

>Lost 500mmr in 1 week
Okay, what hero do I spam and what build? I am 2.9k now.

got mentally penetrated when kaipi destroyed him

i'm thinking he listens to actual music himself while only the streams get to hear this shit

>Bill fucked tons of women behind Hillary's back and she stayed married to him
>a literal cuckold is about to become the President

Defend this dotards.

females cant be cuckolds
just like how supports can't be op

WHAT HERO?

Morphling

>he doesn't know about cuckqueens
hello newfriend

>0 denies
2k shitter

WK

centaur

Chadwarden the warrunner

p u d g e

storm spirit, yawn

kel'snippity

clan_iraq

kys

Most women actually prefer men with multiple partners.

ck

They must be dream women

ALL
THIS
FUCKIGN
REDDIT
/d2g/
IS
DEAAAAAAD

>see you at blizzcon in 2017
Lmao they think they stand a chance. Well I don't know if dota will live forever either.

is it autism to post the same picture for 4 years.

sheever is the purest

If you do something for long enough it's tradition

earthshaker

>autism
welcome to d2g

Dota is part of the cultural heritage of third world shitholes, plus free

That's why dota numbers aren't swayed by new releases overall

>no creep hero
dotards?

Doom

>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined ▶

the fuck?

>>undefined
WHAT

DOTARDS I'M SCARED

>play ranked once again this time i try US west server
>go as clinkz because why not
>have a dazzle support lasting hit my creeps
>while bagging me to destroy the tower for his quest or whatever keep shiting on me
>change line
>go top look at slark is feeding the enemy CM and weaver
>somehow mange to kill them both
>slark shit on me for KS
>go gank the mid liner
>our SS isn't last hitting creeps
>invoker is ahead of him by few level
>meanwhile bot dazzle didn't call missing and we all got fucked side ways
>we lost at 35 min
>somehow it my fault

it like God doesn't want me to play ranked anymore

>playing clinkz because why not

Found out why you lost user dont need to read the rest.

wtf

This is sending chills down my spine

>you will NEVER get UNDEFINED

just fuck my dubs up senpai

>change line
>line
fuck off thirdie scum

play on your own server