/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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cn you can let go now human isn't coming back

>make post to sell taunt on bp.tf
>tell people to NOT add me
>three idiots already have
>one fucking lowballed using ONLY flamenco
I don't get what's so hard about this

did you include your trade offer link

I will, someday.

Yes.

;-;

I'm going to bed /tf2g/ goodnight and please don't wake me up

WAKE UP ANIKI

WAKE UP AND STAY AWAKE

MERASMISSIONS DROP IN TWO HOURS

I want to make a raffle but want more than 3 entrants, what do

wait

you got it

just give me the item

and nobody gets hurt

so sad to see a game that is so rewarding for your skills (movement, aiming, decision, etc) is dying while games where literally press one button to do cool stuff get more praise.

>inb4 pubonlyfag or washedoutcompidiot say otherwise

LOOK OUT THAT GUN'S GOT A GUN

>sentry - with GUN
>not calling it more gun

you fucked up there buddy

sorry

ded

Does anyone still do these

>SU
kill yourself and sher isn't even Garnet. Truly you have the shittiest of taste

Only the dead can know peace from this agony

A trash waifu for a trash man, it's like pottery

>Steven Jewniverse

i have one but i don't feel like posting it out of spite because su is a bad show

>tfw your casual K:D is 1.28

I haven't won a game in casual in like 10 hours. I keep getting stuck on the retard teams that don't have any chance of winning. I'll always top-score, but there's only so much I can do. This is killing me.

If I use a strange skullcutter, will my HHH be strange?

no, but it will cost you more

Invite a friend or two.

tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840

tf2r.com/kmx6myu.html

should i let it go for 30 keys

cute nep, dude

"YOUR LIVES HAVE ENDED BY MY HAND!" -Demolition Man

You should raffle something worth me login in

Why are there so few Demo mains compared to everyone but Medic and Heavy?

Fuck no, also thanks for the raffle.

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/37/Cm_scout_pregamefirst_6s_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710215810
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Cm_scout_gamewon_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710215436
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Scout_item_haunthat_case_cap03.wav?t=20131030063723

>wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_33.wav
>wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Scout_cartgoingbackdefense03.wav
>wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_34.wav

are they really doing it

i don't know what this means but thanks

short form congratz

now i have chicken and i learned something new

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why is tf2's graphics so blocky

you can literally see the poly edges

12 year old engine
9 year old game

Personally I'd hate to go into a glob building through the glob walkway and glob my way over to the glob resupply cabinet. Save that crap for Unreal Tournament's latest shitty fare, terrible H.R. Geiger ripoffs, and other Alien franchise failures.

I wonder if valve is ever going to port tf2 to source 2

no
transferring tf2 from source to source 2 without creating thousands of new bugs, accidentally removing rocket jumping, and making performance requirements increase threefold

is like moving jelly between bowls using chopsticks while not dropping any while walking

What can I say. I've always been the dude to carry. Guess it just comes naturally

Yee

Source 2 TF2 is an impossible dream, but I still hope they find a way to revamp the melee hitreg.

How would you know all that?

valve killed this game by simultaneously ruining pubs and adding in the worse lobby system ever

that woman is fat my friend

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That ain't fat. That's thick. What a body

no its fat

Found the solution

Nah, your vision is horrible.

what a boy

im nearsighted though, and i can see things clearly unless they are far

she is fat

hmmm

Carmella Bing is fat. Siri is pretty fat

Watch a Sophie Dee scene. You'll know she ain't fat

>not furry medic main bros
dropped

ayy redragon bros

viva LOVES p*rn

Ayy, I got that drawing from draw threads ages ago. Sick

Yee

I dig it

i will not watch vile pornography with fat people in it, i am saving myself for marriage

tf comic never ever

good update never ever

Then check her Instagram. Mildly NSFW, but nothing nude

Who cares about that anymore?

Medic/Gold Rush update was lit. Two Cities, too

tf2 adult swim series never never never NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER

viva is a f*lthy p*rvert

1: the TFTV staff in their interview with Valve, where they specifically said valve has no plans to change tf2 over to source 2
2: saw cs: go and dota swap over to source 2. both of them had massive increases in performance requirements after the changeover. tf2 is already terrible so it would be worse for us

h*ly m*ly you didn't censor *s? this *s a blue board for cr*ing *ut l*ud

post something really sp**ky

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>in casual game
>turn corner
>see this

What do?

Get my fingers hovering over Ctrl and Space to surf away

random crit him and taunt while saying "haha rekt scrub kys "

shit wrong pic

>he wear ugc medals

which one of you fuckers is this

Nah its all class with a noticeable effect. Aim for 45-55

>projectile botting soldier with direct hit
>100% precision
>doesn't even get kicked

why are pubbies so fucking retarded to see a cheater

>playing with my steel participation badge and gibus

>using gibus

Anytime I see a ugc medal and it's on a sniper I automatically assume he's a aimbot.

>people playing with gibus because look i trolled u i plat solly but use pyrovision goggles so u think i am le bad f2p XD

post your best unboxing lads

My best
youtube.com/watch?v=CrOG1G__Wt0

And my worsts
youtube.com/watch?v=RBrdTRogvMs