/owg/ - Overwatch General

>tfw nanoboost

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I want to play her

Because she is going to be the offensive version of Ana as far as balance goes.

She will be a nightmare to deal with at Diamond and above.

>Talking to a 6/10 chick about Overwatch
>Sombra just announced so we start talking about how good looking she is
>I sheepishly mention that I can't wait for some good r34 Sombra stuff
>To my surprise she agrees
>She says she found one she liked
>She shows it to me
>I tell her I like it and I'll look for more for us to enjoy
>I find this image
>She likes it and even says "I'm horny now"
>I get a boner
>Ask her if she'd like me to find more for her
>She agrees
>I find some Mercy and D.va r34
>She then shows me some more Sombra stuff
>I say "god she's hot. My shorts got tighter"
>"Have fun with that!"
>Haven't heard from her since.

Why the fuck are woman such fucking teases? Was she playing me the whole time /owg/? Woman are such fucking bitches.

>Sombra thinks she's hot shit
>MFW I play Hanzo
>MFW I spot her out with sonic arrow
>MFW I shit on her life with scatter shot into the little spic-den she's hiding in with her health pack

Tracer!

Remember when Widow was OP?

Serious question.

Why the fuck is /owg/ so gay? Like, you don't see lolg foaming at the mouth over fucking garen or some shit. What is it about this game that attracts you husbando freaks.

I really really really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>mounting evidence
>the Q&A panel was the icing on the cake

Accept it while you still have time.

November 9th.

user, don't take the bait
learn from this

>can't aim for shit while sober
>can aim like a god-tier mccree while high

Save it, it's all yours my friend. :)

It's just a few people, and they've gone mad over the Reyes/76 ship. Shipping is dangerous when combined with autism.

Nah, like, as soon as you mentioned your dick, you fucked up. Learn from this mistake.

Jamison Fawkes!

Omnipandering. The girls are good, the guys are almost all good, everyone is sorta happy.

because autistic gays browse tumblr and don't play videogames, so all the sane gays that played lol dropped it years ago

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Part of me hopes Sombra has a BOOP emote bit at the same time, it's so context-dependant on her interaction with Katya Volskaya that I don't want to see it run into the ground out of context

Why can't 76 use his sidearm?

she does it to the camera i don't think it needs context

Does Mei replace a tank or an offense in team composition?

I wish Parah's cheer emote did damage. Animation-wise it is a shoryuken.

I want a game mode where you can only play as:
Pharah
Junkrat
Roadhog
Tracer
Mercy
Widow
Torb
Mei
Sombra

And it's called TF3

Thank you :)

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>playing zarya
>"my ult is ready"
>spam this at least 6 times
>teammates still waste offensive ults in panic situations

I gravely regret ever dropping below 2500.

I love Hana.

so sombra has 3 abilities

she can also see critically wounded enemies through walls?!?!?!

youtube.com/watch?v=DmNmALJbXv4

>I gon' fuck your anus, see

Jesse Mccree
I'm attracted here because the husbandos here are so much better than LoL
although there is a one or two in league...

My husband

>when you no-death Eichenwalde on attack as The Racer

>invisibility/mobility burst
>translocator/blink
>health pack hack lasts 1 min, denies enemies from using them while speeding up their regen, does not have a limit on the amount you can hack
>seeing critically wounded people through walls
>SMG has the same distance as 76s rifle with a smaller amount more spread

>What is it about this game that attracts you husbando freaks
>husbando freaks
>husbandos

It's such a mystery.

>there are people who thinks Sombra is the loli from the Soldier 76 short

Why an SMG? There are already plenty of those in the game.

Soloq is hell, i just can't take it anymore, i know im shit at the game but i just want to have fun without people flaming or picking retarded shit...

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Only widow has a SMG though.

>it's a "hacking is magic" episode

OW has better looking husbandos

Sombra's skill set looks like absolute bullshit.

>play against a premade
>we're all solos
>the premade say "lol, just use mics"
>2 people are koreans that are bitching in broken enlish about heals
>1 person is a peruvian that can't speak english
>lose 30 SR when we inevitably get rolled
>this is supposedly good matchmaking
we need to build a firewall to keep the gooks and spics off the american servers

>SMG
>Assault rifle that becomes a sniper rifle

Choose one. Tracer has a pair of SMGs

Nah she does it to Volskaya as a power play to further rub it in that she knows everything about her and how easily she can get to her daughter.

Look closely at this scene

She'll fit in perfectly then.

Been playing PC Version for the first time, trying to get to level 25. So many people play Widow and Hanzo, including both or even stacks, and it turns out they're all complete garbage.

I regret selling my PS4 copy now. I miss playing in teams that rarely ever had Hanzo or Widow.

what are you talking about?

Those are machine pistols.
Widow's default is not an "Assault rifle", it's much too short.

>it's a shooting dragons out of a bow and nanomachine ghosts are fine but cyberpunk hacking is too unrealistic for me post

jajaja, where are u gonna be in 30 years when theres more spanish speakers than english speakers in america?

>blaming koreans when they steamrolled the whites
you should just uninstall instead

My hand on the bottom.

You fuckers honestly ask this question too much and it's been discussed over and over. Just know to look out for it. It's coming.

But if you're referring to the Q&A panel. We're getting our first gay confirmation/romance (they did use the word romance) very soon. And the story coming up on November 9th as everyone knows is First Strike. 99% chance that they are referring to the first big visual novel.

Then it's a carbine, but certainly not an SMG. Just ask /k/ if you don't believe.

>No cute Roadhog pictures ITT

guess the rank

>only 2 male asians
>both japanese
>mfw i want more

dey my fetish son

Silver

If this is season 3 then I'm guessing ~2000.

>they are in this very thread

So i guess she hacked the world so it would froze in time for twenty-something years then.

>reaper deals higher damage close range than any other hero in the game
>has long range teleport
>can become invincible and still contest points
>gets a movespeed boost while invincible
>is untargettable by CC while invinicible yet can still be healed
>his ult is a high damage AOE that can wipe entire teams
>has more health than any other offense character
>can heal himself at any time by picking up souls from dead enemies

I can do it too

It's a fully automatic short barreled carbine aka a submachine gun.

Don't preach to me about /k/
I own more guns and ammo than you and every person in this thread combined including lurkers.

>tfw I was literally trying my hardest each match to lose the game and I still accidentally won 3

honestly I'm just kind of hoping that McCree is one of the gay characters, even before the game debuted. Just for the Brokeback Mountain bantz

i cant wait for them to bring back that brawl mode where everyone has decreased cooldowns. i imagine Sombra would be absolutely fucking cancer

>some pro koreans beat a bunch of youtubers
>this means all koreans are good, even the dumbshits who come to NA servers and try to 1v6 the enemy team
kill yourself if you're honestly this stupid my man

>the ARG is over

I'm so glad
So tired

>one not very active youtuber
>also russia
you do the honors first mate

>on patrol duty
>check room, see this
What do

>if they are speaking Korean, they must be playing from across the pacific ocean
I knew Amerifats were dumb, but not THIS dumb.

>QP Sombras who don't announce anything on mic
>QP Sombra's who try to hack up front and not from behind

>Muh premades

When Blizzard finally gives you whiners a solo only queue, nobody is going to tank or heal. Enjoy your 6 DPS games.

I'm willing to bet my games of all randoms vs stacks is a higher winrate than my games getting paired with a stack vs randoms

>nobody is going to tank or heal

This isn't a problem outside of like silver

so you're saying a group of 5 people in discord organizing their roles and strategy should win 40+ points from a group of solo players who don't even speak the same language?
you know the matchmaker doesn't give you better matches if you suck off kaplan right?

Tonight I'm YOUR shield, /owg/.

While Americans are busy being chads, Koreans play video games. Of course the average Korean is going to be better. Aardvark pays off.

shield me from this dumb fucking american

when is sombra live

McCree isn't in First Strike as far as we know. Sorry friendo.

Won't the new Reapfield material be better though?

>the matchmaker doesn't give you better matches if you suck off kaplan right
>r-right?
Holy shit did you just reveal the main secret mechanic of ow elo? I'm gonna go and buy 100 boxes to see if will still get gold-tier genji mains in my games

Kaplan doesn't seem to understand groups at all

>i want to encourage people to group up

What like have a mode for only groups to play in?

No, he means he expects groups to pick up solo players for funzies when groups are actually just circle jerks solo players are forced to play around

On Friday they said on PTR "next week".

Who makes these comics? I see them every thread.

Check to make sure Ana isn't behind me and about to shoot a sleep dart in my direction.

If only the artist put their name somewhere in the picture like a signature or something

it's actually a PDW