/owg/- Overwatch General

I love Hana.

Is there anyway to watch the replays of the Blizzcon panels? The voice actor one seems every interesting.

Here he is

Is there porn of Sombra hacking D.Vas mech and making it fuck her while she's inside it yet

you can buy the ticket and watch the vods

Only if you bought the ticket, and it was bugged yesterday

Nope, but I'd molest Angela, too.

Is Shadowplay not working for anyone else?

>nobody reads this shit anyways
No.

Don't do that.

I like templates. Fuck you.

SOMEONE STOP HER

Hana sleeping.

>november

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Sleep tight, little gremlin. You have n00bs to own tomorrow.

>Mercy and Dva will never be part of Reaper's harem

FUCK

anyone else enjoy playing Lúcio before Sombra renders him useless?

Did anyone from here record the VA panel? I'm really interested in watching but no one's uploaded it fully yet.

Please respond.

>tfw sub 2000 SR

will they ever release a hero with a huge cock? like its canon that he has a big meatstick?

Just play Torb. He garauntees mid gold, plus you have the joy of tilting your teammates who think they dont need an attack Torb

>teammates who think they dont need an attack Torb

is it worth it to go for a 144hz monitor?

can't fucking decide.

>installed and played two rounds of HOTS in preparation for farming Oni Genji skin
>the game is clunky unresponsive mess with shit character design and mechanics
What was Blizzard thinking?

I want one so much but they are so fucking expensive like what the fuck. It doesn't help that I alreadly live in a shithole so everything by default is expensive to begin with.

>0-2
>win thrice

How many rounds you have to play to get that skin?

Reinhardt and Roadhog are practically givens for the big dick department. Everyone else is up to interpretation

No. Just get a nice ips. 144hz is a meme with the tick rate of OW

15. But whats worse, you have to be teamed up "with a friend"

>"with a friend"
Blizzard why

whenever i drop below 2600 SR people are much more likely to tell me I suck, above it I've never been told that

i think you should drop out of diamond, it makes people at much lower rank think I can carry all their fat asses

>No. Just get a nice ips. 144hz is a meme with the tick rate of OW
lol

Game is on serious life support, this is a ploy to get groups of people playing again.

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they need to revert the matrix change. it should be on a cooldown, not a trigger ability. it's up all the time, takes like 2 second for a full recharge

why are they givens? especially roadhog since fat guys are like very likely to have small cocks

Are bigger mousepads just a meme or do they help?

its pretty life changing.

>quick play works best when match making filters aren't heavily infuencing it

Oh. So getting raped by grandmaster stacks all the time when i'm low diamond and after waiting 5 minutes for the game at top is completely fine according to blizzard. Good to know.

why is whack-a-mercy so much fun

it takes 10 secs for a full recharge, 4 seconds up

They're both over 7 feet. There's no way they're not packing.

It's not a meme, it does really help.

Judgmental granny ana is best ana

Try not being autistic
I already have some friends lined up to play it with on the 15th

>implying any of my friends play or want to play HOTS
Baka Blizzard

Actually helps
D'va is always going to be a problem child, the dual health system is so fucking difficult to balance, couple that with her occupying the same role as Winston and you have a recipe for dumb decisions. The fact that her crit-box is a deliberate design choice to balance her is extremely telling in how dump they are when it comes to balancing her. She's going to be buffed to OP as fuck levels because of it.

This Trio is quickly growing on me. They are all pieces of dysfunctional families na relationships that are banded together to do some evil. And they are really bad at it.

A meme for low DPI/low sense snipers. It helps you aim and track on longer distances, but reqires getting used to much larger movements and limit your awareness and reaction time close range.

Its not a "best" way to play though. Lots of pro players snipe and shot great with other settings prefferences.

on-winning.com/overwatch-pro-sensitivity-settings-setups-monitor-mouse-keyboard-headset/

what is the best way to annoy people in ranked?

When will the homosexuality meme finally die

Any recommendations on mousepads?

how the fuck do you play attack torb

I will need a source on that.

>not playing it as pistol mercy to train your reaction and aim
You are doing it wrong

Instapick symmetra

By being a 13-year old boy

>get to diamond.
>defence hollywood.
>they have a pharah.
>'well, at least we have a mccree'.
>they ignore the pharah for the entire push.
>blame me for losing that round.
>check his profile.
>17% (seventeen percent) winrate on mccree.
>start attack.
>the mccree player was in a stack with a single friend.
>they pick zarya.
>literally just run into the enemy 1V6 and die.
>endlessly.
>check profile.
>20 minutes total playtime on zarya throughout all gamemodes.
>mfw.

I cannot fucking wait for the new changes to come to PTR. I can't wait for hero limits in quick-play. I just pray that Blizzard actually SkillRank assignment because at the moment your own SR just feel like a lottery number at anything below 4000 and that your teammates competence is entirely up to chance.

It's not very fun either getting people 400-500 below your teams average skillrank either. Sometimes it really is impossible to carry some individual players.

symmetra on defense with teleporter pointing off a cliff or at the end of the map, people are too suspect if you pick symm on attack.
widowmaker on attack
torb on koth

I agree. I still see D. Va in game sometimes, she clearly needs some more nerfs.

And stand a chance of winning? Become a Torb main. Not giving a shit? Symm main

to be fair, Sombra sabotaged them and isn't even really evil but more of a darker shade of grey
while Symm is a lighter shade of grey and the Junkers are on the black side but a lighter shade of black
Widow is just plain evil
>hon hon the only way I can feel somezing is when killing so
and so is Reaper but maybe he was driven insane by being in constant pain
>this is my curse

For some players on mics: literally just existing

When will we see new chapter of Talon Whacky Misadventures?

it's always genji players

why are there so many koreans now haven't played in a while

All of them have redeeming qualities/potential redemption arcs which I believe we will see partially or fully realized eventually since the main baddie of the series will probably be some Omnic illuminati AI thing and all of the assholes from different organizations will band together against it. It is classic blizzard faction story telling.

Cutest and best pairing

Widow was kdinapped and brainwashed. While evil, she cannot really be blamed for her actions.
Reaper was driven insane by constant pain combined with the whole thing with Morrison.

hopefully never, this is awful.

Undetected aimbot released

all the koreans who arent good enough to rape in SC2 are coming to overwatch where they can comfortably wipe the floor with baka witu piggus.

>takes like 2 second for a full recharge

It works on some payload maps and point captures. His gun deals McCree dps with no falloff and the turret if you get it up is just a bonus, and can help keep pressure on a point. It doesnt work great on nepal besides the pit or 66, but its much better than torb on payload defense once the carts in motion otherwise.

This is very cute on its own, but I feel like Roadhog in the corner makes it even cuter.

>haven't played since the event
>play one ranked match yesterday
>easy win
>play another one
>easy win
>almost beating my season high record
>get bored and leave

sigh

if they play on their servers they get put against 6 stacks playing in pcbangs every game

I hope we get a skin of her with her sugar skull mask + cloak. that was a cute idea.

>People are STILL retarded and think Pharah had he knockback completely removed

tfw left clicking on squishies heads

Pretty much. Outside of events the only OW time i spend is training with bots in custom game.

QP and comp are boring and outside of event boxes, there is no motivation to play them.

I want to fuck McCree

Jamie!

>driven insane by being in constant pain

me irl

Annoying Mei walls. Don't wall them in spawn or you'll get reported, but you're free to do whatever on the field.

Also instapicking and being shit at:
>widow
>hanzo
>genji

>me: "hey guys i need some help or im going to switch of healing. I can't even stay alive and so damage would be more helpful"
>no response
>other healer: "yeah they are going hard for the healers"
>i switch to damage
>Zarya: "i'm trying to help but our zenyatta (me) fucking sucks. Always out of position"
>"But i was standing next to two of our teammates"
>YOU FUCKING SUCK AND NOW YOUR GRIEFING US BY THROWING THE GAME AND SWITCHING TO DAMAGE YO UFUCKING SHITTER. YOU LITERALLY COST US THE FUCKING GAME [in round 1]

>we win 3-1

>that one autist that thinks he's the commentator/team captain and has something to say for each and every play

>tfw that is me
>tfw I can't control it
>tfw I quit ranked because I knew I must be ruing things for people

>me: "you see guys, this is how we could improve our comp. now mccree and soldier take the high ground, zen foxus your healing on rein-"
>the other guys:"RHGHHGAGAGAGAGAG YOU FUCKING SUCK IM DUMB THATS IT IM GOING AFK"

*sigh*, it really is a pain

youtube.com/watch?v=UDGMFg_LZ8w

How do we deal with space gorilla menace?