/owg/- Overwatch General

Sombra will never boob your ____ with her delicious brown ____

Why even live?

You're playing one of the more luck based characters, you tell me.

Thanks for the extra Blueberry blizz

FUCK BOOP

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Even Widowmaker can't see this happening.

jk, it's a cute pairing

>Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

How is she luck based?

Thank you!

Unfortunately I don't save much Widowmaker, I hope this will do

dick and feet

Prostate and cock

Jamison Fawkes!

Projectiles are slow and reactable unless you're 10m away, environmental kills.

Kind of tired of American and River Boat
Which one should I get next?

Not him but he's right, travel time on rockets is so great you have no idea which way they'll go when you fire so your perfectly aimed shot that would hit for 120 will now do 23 because they changed to a direction you couldn't anticipate or they got boosted/pushed/ability'd

whats best widow skin?

As requested

>"What are you looking at, Niñito"
>"¿Qué? ¿Quieres que tu hermana mayor te frote el pene con los pies?"
>"¡Eres un chico sucio!"

on the range or banana

Comon Blizzard there are 1.3 billion Chinese.

This game needs proportional representation, needs more Chinese qts!

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What the fug

Lets Brainstorm some Sombra strats.

Sombra ult will mainly be used as an ult assistor and counter ult. Will she allow more comps to solo heal? She isnt really effective as a dps but can do her health pack hack and sorta be a good support.

Pharah counters Sombra as she has an advantage over others ults because she can stay out of range of EMP. Graviton groups up your team so you emp but Pharah is outside range and team gets wiped anyway.

Actually yes, I have not seen this one. Thanks.

sage is underrated

>fragging out with soldier: 76
>night ops skin
>listening to youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

all I need now is a vietnam map

>tfw no tall lanky aussie bf

Maybe if you're being retarded trying to kill someone miles away. It's really easy to predict the movements of most heroes in the game.

What is Mystery Man actually referencing?

She looks like a Realdoll.

why aren't gooks kept to their own lobby pools?

>there's more than one piece of the "joker junkrat harley mei" theme

what the pissing christ

>did I leave the stove on?

Wow, I did not expect to actually see this.

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'The shadow', it's a movie and comic I think

She's uyghur-chinese so she looks really exotic.

Another pic.

I find it hard to believe that you can't understand the comparison to Joker and Junkrat, which leads to Mei being made into Harley since they're commonly shipped.

Being able to hack opponents & healthpacks isn't crazy overpowered.

Going invisible and getting speedup isn't crazy overpowered.

Teleporting to full health every 15 seconds isn't crazy overpowered.

But giving her a mag of 60 bullets that shoots, spreads, & damages just like Soldier 76 who only has 25 bullets is crazy overpowered.

Combine this with the wallhack Sombra gets in seeing opponents anywhere on the map that have

>Most of team is Koreans
>Always end up nearly losing hard

Please add region lock blizz and save me the suffering.

>did I feed my fucking neopet

No, pharah doesnt counter sombra. Her hitbox is so big that you can shoot her out of the sky. Also you could do the exact same thing with genji or tracer. Wait for the graviton behind a corner and then dash in to kill them with your ult.

Does Sombra stop Graviton once it's out? Same question for Mei freeze, wall, Blizzard.

Do as she says, OR ELSE!!!

which is why you need to predict your enemy's movements and shoot there. Pharrah is absolutely not heavily luck based.

else

>tfw sombra on ptr in a day or two

The wait is killing me. The arcade is going on the ptr as well so that will be fun too.

Mei actually looks cute here.

I understand it, but that doesn't mean it's not fuckin' dumb as hell. The point of Joker and Harley's relationship is the fact that it's abusive and unhealthy.

And then you put two characters who don't like each other into that mold? Are the artists trying to be romantic?

>anubis attack
>against symmetra, junkrat, and torbjorn
that point B is the absolute worst shit in the entire game. overwatch's spawns become hot nonsense when the defenders are pushed all the way back, but when you combine it with the tightest, most "this is the one way that you have to push, sorry" bullshit terrible design that point B has to offer, and stuff constant symmetra shit all over the fucking place, it just gets silly

It should

It stopped all other in progress ults like Roadhogs and Mcrib's lock on

Yeah she is going to be a required pick in competitive like Zarya

will she punish me if I don't?

>spreads just like soldier 76
lmao

>shoots, spreads and damages just like soldier 76
>kek

Its more like a tracer gun with lower dmg but better range and larger magazine.

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Hanzo is the best

go back to fucking pigs, erdocunt

Fareeha Amari

Wait till McCree gets a new legendary

Oh wait...

Can someone please come to my house and shoot me in the head?

Do we have numbers on how much damage one clip does? 10 per bullet would be enough to shred a Roadhog in .2 seconds.

just go to Asutralia and hit on someone
expect to be called cunt a lot
but from what I understand it's a term of endearment
so when Australians like you they call you names like cunt
but when they don't like you they call you 'mate'
I think that's how it works

Overwatch dev literally compared Sombra's SMG to Soldier's Rifle in regards to distance, spread, and damage.

I mean you can try your Sombra damage control by comparing her to the weakest hero Tracer as your argument, but you're completely wrong.

>ipad

i'd be happy to, where do you live.

The Shadow. Vigilante is a reference to Dick Tracy.

>Xbox
>1000
Wew

>that skillrating

Why do pictures of Uyghur qts trigger you?

If you are a fan of Overwatch then you must embrace diversity.

NO, STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING EVERY ROUND YOU BITCH.

is for Mercy

Hello Krauts.

No. The ult is already cast and done when you launch the ball, completely different from roadhogs, which gets stopped by a stun. Same with mei wall.

Move away sombra!

East Turkestan is not Chinese! Uyghurs are not Chinese! East Turkestan will be free from Chink pppression!

when i see her I still think of Bratz
the heavy make-up, the thick lips and the dyed hair
it's liek she walked straight out of a fashion-doll commercial into Overwatch

Okay but seriously what do i do?

>TimThePlatman viewer

wew no wonder

Thanks

What's wrong with shippers

U mad?

Buy a computer

Git gud, user. Your mechanical skill is obviously very weak.

How embarrassing

I'm from NZ. As much as I like the romantic fantasy of a cute lanky bf with an aussie accent, I'm familiar with the reality that every aussie dude is a crusty racist who huffs paint

we call each other 'cunt' a lot in NZ too. it's an endearment thing. don't get how apparently it's SUPER offensive in burgerland

That sucks, Zarya and Mei are the 2 heros that need counters and we get a counter for everyone else instead.

>Skill rank 1%
what does that even mean?

How do I fix that?

Is there some sort of new aimbot recently?
The number of blatantly aimbotting widows has spiked within the past week.

The bottom 1%

Xinjiang is in China according to Overwatch canon.

Checkmate. Now you look like a fool.