Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

I went offline and HOPE started talking behind my back in discord

glider rats are bats

Futacharr spurting thick ropes of musky batter

Reminder to report this thread for being made 300 posts too early.

Should I play this game? The only other MMO I've ever played is EVE Online.

>posts this but doesn't sage
You deserve my cunnyposting

Butterflies like me.

Play FFXIV or WoW instead

>FFXIV
asian garbage + sub
>WoW
way too grindy now

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP. (OP)
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.

But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.

Woops, I meant to link this OP I'm just going through the motions like anyone else, cut me some slack!

old thread was imagecapped retard, learn to lurk Veeky Forums.

jugg stop

you fucked up user
leave here and NEVER RETURN!

GW2 has even worse grind, what is your point?

Femcharr family jewels

FFIV and WoW are probably the best mmos out there right now. Both have a sub fee though.

Yeah, the lack of sub fee is GW2's main draw for me.

I'm surprised to come onto the GW2 general and not get any recommendations to play the game. Is the new player experience terrible?

it's f2p right now man, you have no reason not to try it. It's worth a world completion at the least.

if you want a good GW1 game i'd highly recommend playing GW1

I want Squatfu to peg me senseless

I want Squatfuta to fuck me senseless

I want Squatfu to squat on me senseless

I want Squatfu

I need Squatfu

Put the fluffy cunny in the bag and nobody gets hurt

Ripe virgin futacharr cunny ready for harvesting

This thread smells fishy

Femcharr facesitting

10 fluffy cunnyposts in a row

Popular Veeky Forums opinion is it's a bad game, or was disappointing, I think the people that don't just don't want you to end up like them. Waiting for content.

>has even worse grind
You not played Legion, right?

It's F2P so the people who are coming here with questions like 'Hey, should I try this game?" are much likely the fucking retarded degenerates. Install it and try it, you dumb fuckhead.

It is objectively a bad game and it was an utter disapointment

>tfw dont want anyone to feel as dissapointed as i was at HoT
but the base game is free and totally worth it

Fluffy cunnilingus

hnnnghh

chubby futanorn facesitting

gross

Nice first impression

do yourself a favor and uninstall

does anyone actually play this or is this general just for shitposting?
It's been like that for everyone it seems

>always do the opposite of what /v/ says

okie dokie

it's not just me then

that was driving me fucking crazy

>all those flashing icons

What race/gender combo is the least annoying?

Asura warrior

>buying ded games in 2016

humping thick futanorn legs in tight spandex leggins

Hi rednik. Your slav grammar will never not be cute.

anyone know where Rickkard and Calson are? I haven't seen them post in a little while.

Do you really need this shithole board approval to play the specific race/gender/profession? Imao.

>Mfw 121% participation in DS

Male Human is Uncharted Nolan North and an inoffensive generic
Female Asura is really tiny so you won't get noticed without being a neon douche
Everything else is [Problematic]

Anything past 100% doesn't count for anything except your AFK timer being longer.

>not having 300% participation
fucknig casual

have you thanked your local knightfu today anons?

futa norn

they're hideous, they should be thanking me for having to look at them

I have cleaned my futanorn knightfu juicy ass today

shit taste confirmed

I don't plan to
You want to pretend to be a hard ass, the only thing your hard ass gets from me is the big pinga

I

... a hard ass? wat

both honestly.

Trick question, they all have annoying voice lines.

we know, calsi

...

Who here likes futanorn?

norns! I want to see your norns!

Who the fuck is that?

well this shit is dead withouth cat posting...

submerging your face into deep futanorn ass crack

naked flaccid futanorn spreading her legs while seated

u finna catch the fade white gurl. im finna throw these hands ya feel me?

um sorry, are your parents around? is there someone near by that can speak like a human? im worried for you

condescending midna strikes again

waiting warmly for Midna to con-descend on MAH DIIIIIIIIICCCK!!!

Ill just quote my post here from the last thread if anyone looking for a +1

it's not really a joke though, I'd greatly appreciate it if you hopped on my dick for a while

It means a lot to me

nobody from this general is going to do content with you
it's just the reality of things

Your guild does not need to be on the same server as you unless you want to do World versus World with them. Just join either HOPE or FUN depending on whether you're NA or EU respectively.

Gonna start a new Veeky Forums guild

If you are caught shitposting: automatic kick
If you ERP:automatic kick
Don't show up to raids: automatic kick
Don't 100% rep: automatic kick

you know it bby

>100%rep
Dead on arrival

so yet another AARM clone?

My male asura annoys the shit out of me.

ANAL VOREEE

Anyone that makes a new vg guild when the thread is as bad as it is now is more cucked than Oothier is in his discord tripfag hovel, and that boy is the biggest cuckhold the Grove has ever seen

>If you are caught shitposting: automatic kick
We've been at a point for years now where being recognizable = shitposting. This general is incapable of discussing the actual game, the developers are incapable of releasing content to keep veterans interested, and so people will shelve game-related discussion to bash some poster who is recognizable, any drawfags, any sort of content creators and image posters. What may not be shitposting to you may be shitposting to others and people will call you out on it.

>If you ERP:automatic kick
Irrelevant. People don't have to ERP to post sexual spam on here, that's standard degenerate nature.

>Don't show up to raids: automatic kick
I'm being rused, aren't I?

>Don't 100% rep: automatic kick
Fug.

all jokes aside HOPE actually does have new players you can do this with if you're both not shy losers about it