Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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gosugamers.net/

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CURRENT TEAM POWER RANKINGS

EG > NP > POWER GAP > VP > Col = Faceless > OG = DC > Liquid

WILD CARD:
>Wings

EUROPOORS ON SUICIDE WATCH

No one takes Elim mode serious anyway.

Remember when /d2g/ wasn't just NA vs EU /int/ faggotry?

Post your face when you want to win games but NoTail is on your team

>Col = Faceless
iceiceice alone could probably 1v5 CoL
maybe 1v4 since zfreek is actually a good player

WHAT WAS THAT CRINGE ADVERT

i love these goofy ads x)

Anyone else hate this new cancer ass meepo build where he buys two dragon lances?

Holy fuck is that shit stupid good. Almost unstoppable.

This is why I hate dota sometimes. You can't stop some heroes in solo play. You need too much coordination while they need very little coordination to farm a fucking jungle.

FUCK. CORES. So many gay builds that only cores can do but hardly any good support builds that feel impactful. FUCK ICE FROG.

Do europeans really eat human semen?

That's gross.

What's their endgame?

That's true, is that why you lost ESL an hour ago too, notalent?

>EU CARRIES

These commercials Moonduck play make me feel like I'm watching daytime television or something.

Is this where Sunsfan gets his dough?

tfw no dota gf

>Zyori ball sniffing on there.
>he's just constantly looking down while LD and Godz have a giggle.

Post rares Zai?

omg i love pvgna now

CURRENT TEAM POWER RANKINGS
my dick lol

Kek. Did they actually open that during a stream?

>he fell for the " 'good' results in garbage giga-shitter region means you're good" meme

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>yuropoor feeding on brainless heroes keeping EG back from T1 team

no thanks.

>theres literally a european country called Mafia

holy kek batman

>extremely nicely done
can someone kill pimpmuck please

Wouldn't be a webm if they didn't

>tfw no ephey gf
>tfw ephey stopped using her facecam

That shit is old senpai.

the irony of this post is staggering

>arteezy: 21k hero damage
>sumail: 29k hero damage

your analysis is approx as deep and nuanced as sfv. filtered

probably to hide all that dried semen on her face

>the best teams in the world are currently all in NA

really makes you think

But he's cute.

Peek-a-boo

Chances of EG choking on Boston?

It's Malta you retard.

TAKE WHAT YOU SAID BACK RIGHT NOW

Likely. Single elimination is some shit.

uhh, amerikeks?

Is MSS the best brown weeb to ever touch the offlane?

>They can't even win honeypots anymore

EUROPOORS
ARE
SO
FUCKING
BAD

*Malta

I'm gonna say this ONCE and only ONCE!

tuck frump and fuck white people

>goinug for the "rofl we don't evne care XDD" meme drafts just like liquid

My friend told me about a chinese girl that got "EG.Zai" tattooed and posted it on twitter. Anyone has the picture?

>lassoing a naix into your own creep wave so he can just ult away

Yeah, it was my neighbor.
She's also my girlfriend so please heck off

all that damage but not all that was kills

I miss when d2g was good

>universe void
gg go nex-

oh wait

Those days are never coming back

I'm only into Zai, go ahead and post the pic!

>empowered void
that is NOT balanced

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>n0lans clinkz
gg ez 2-0

>2-0'D GOES MY BONES

We don't even do the version posters anymore, those were my favorites.
I tried making one for 6.88 even though it was bad just so someone better would step up but nobody did.

>OG picked two honeypot heros - clinkz and rubick

>EG picked troll

Seen worse

Someone did a the illusionist poster but I didn't save it

>col

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Ah, that's good. Way better than what I did.

>3 supports for n0lans clankz

AYYYYYEEEE ROFL

actually i want dire to win so we get more games
thanks lad

cringe.

And pic related best movie poster imo.

Justin is such garbage and col can't get rid of him

Redpill me on mooncuck TV

which patch was that? 6.85?

>purge going autistic over creep last hits

>i want dire to win so we get more games
Yeah, 3rd match of memelimination is always fun. But n0skill picked Clinkz and he'll rush a fucking orchid.

Mark my words.

>wahh d2g doesn't make oc anymore for reddit to steal
what would you like oc of faggots? We are 6 months into this shit patch kill yourselves

owned by Sunsfan

bunch of clowns are doing everything for him and he collects the shekels

what the fuck

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Are other esports even trying to have the cutest guys?

looks like he's going deso, what the fuck is happening?
did jerax beat him up after the last game?

SKILL SKEWER YOU SHITSKIN

skewer?

So EG is supposed to play NP for the finals of Dota Pit 5 qualifiers in 30 minutes

But NP is supposed to play CoL AGAIN for the finals of ESL 1 NA qualifiers in 30 minutes too

really baffling S4.

WHAT

don't post pictures of me

What's up yuros?

this pudge is fucking awful. he should kill himself for memepicking and being bad at it.

On one hand, I'm glad my boy khezzu is good enough to be recognized by teams like secret
On the other, he's playing for fucking secret

>it's a bittersweet feel

he wont shave his unibrow

Whats wrong with pro dotards ?

Most of them look like shit.

Fear was the only one that was semi-decent, but he had retarded haircut too most of his career.

Don't even get me started on the Russians...

I get it they don't have personal "managers" who tell them how to dress or do their hair and they are literal NEETs who play 24/7 and don't know shit about social life, but can't their families or friends tell them they need to take care of some shit...

what was the point of the clinks pick
or the rubick pick

>good enough to be recognized by teams like secret

>khezu
>good

>fear was the only one that looked semi decent
>don't even get me started on the russians
know how I know you only got here in the last 2 years?

btw if anyone have that pic of him sleeping i'd be eternally grateful

S4 is so fucking TRASH.

>troll carry
what patch is this?

>good enough to be recognized by teams like secret

>Clinkz pickers

crazy to think that this guy was supposed to be the best mid 3 years ago LUL