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>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>don't kick me 2016
I thought it's 2012 forever in this game

No way fag, I already have "don't kick" and that's good enough.
Besides I'm online most of the time anyway.

ayo hol up so u be sayin the tron bike is out?

tomorrow
eta 21 hours 40 minutes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Works for me ;)

it's must smell great with all those uncapped piss bottles, garbage & ashtray keyboard

i keep those bottles around in case i get thirsty

Nobody with a dash in front of their name.
Play with gtag and you'll realize sooner or later who's cool and who's just an assknob.

so how do I actually join sessions with gtag people?
yesterday I tried many times and all I got was a session with 1 afk gtag player.

no one actually plays, and the guy who was afk got kicked twice in one day for doing the wrong thing at the wrong time in the wrong place

You join gtag for the memes. Not for gameplay

Dont be silly

yea, but gameplay is cool every once in a while.

You join the crew, then go to Menu -> Online -> Crews -> Select GTAG -> View Members -> Join Member.

Once you join a session befriend as many members as you can to make joining sessions easier.

Maybe you shouldn't attack crew crates like a cunt.

I didn't attack anyones crates.

>pause>online>crew>gtag>crew members and then just add a bunch of fgts and join them through your friends list. feel free to add me bruh dylandylan69420 (PeeCee)

>based on peoples words
>screenshots showing people dying by him
>him admitting to sticky bombing people with the excuse "i didnt no it wood blow up"

Kick this moron too.

It's hard to get kicked without a flood of webms, he was being such a shitter that so many people complained to multiple comms on many occasions that it wasn't even needed. As well as a couple of the comms actually witnessing it. The madman had no fucks to give.

what is a comm

The rank where you can kick people

how about some examples of such occasions because I honestly can't recall shitting on someones doorstep more than 2 times in about 2 weeks
usually I don't get in the way too much of people who aren't my assocs or are on my friendlist

That's the thing tho, just because they are on your friend list doesn't make them friendly. There are plenty of spergs here that are just friend collectors, and will get mad if you mess with them.

next you'll be saying just because people are your crewmates doesn't mean they aren't allowed to just start intentionally killing you because ___

I don't know why this is even a discussion. Either someone is too fucking pussy to leave him banned and wants to please everyone or the idiot who keeps unbanning him is retarded. One of the two options.

Whichever it is, keep him banned. Why anyone would want someone trying to justify killing other crew mates is beyond comprehension.
Get it done.

so are there actual webms of yogurt doing naughty things or should we just have faith in the system of government this crew has

I was in that session, and Yog was alone doing CEO stuff, maybe he felt lonely and wanted us to play with him :(

The only thing I noticed was that he was being killed repeatedly.

>he dindu nuffin to me he a good boy

> Minty did nothing wrong!
> Kurugii did nothing wrong!
> Mad4Potter did nothing wrong!
> Higgus did nothing wrong!
> Yoghurtkin did nothing wrong!

Now I know how it feels to come across Hitler/Nazi sympathizers. Thanks, gtag.

What's your name? I'd like to add you to the list.

Hi Jens
It's MpJens

This place fucking sucks, you guys talk more about the crew than you do the games.

/gtagg/

kicking him now, then he can post about himself

You're here forever.

>generally do more rights than wrongs
>one day slip and take a giggle too far
>gtag takes it even further

What's your favorite gun in the game, user? Rate based on both looks/sound and performance. Mine is the Vintage Pistol!

What's there to discuss, that's the only choice.

Machine pistol. Killing shits from gtag all the time with it

>Not even the guy
>Check Social Club
>MpJens still in the crew

Whatever you say, Mr. Jericho.

I'd like to get off this wild ride. Ban the retard and stop discussing it.

It's almost like we've been playing the same game since 2013

I like small concealable pistols, just have to go for headshots with it.

As a fair warning, this is what happens to people when they destroy my crates.

>le purge meme
Yeah ill just re-join thx. dont even know how to change bio

Unban yog. He's the good guy

...

>jetbabby

> "Oh noes! I was being a shitter! But that's okay, gtag are just a buncha drama queens! That means I'm absolved of my crimes!"

Based Jrv desu.

I only got in the jet for a couple of the kills, I use them for VIP work and you can clearly see I'm doing a HH while I kill him.

He stole my jet after he destroyed my crates, I figured that was him telling me he wanted it.

>when people tickle my pickle I get them kicked because I can
being a shitter isn't acceptable desu

that's justice

>I get them kicked because I can
He didn't get him kicked
Him fucking with Jrv and his org was the last straw

Please let me back in. I'm sorry for blowing up crates. I promise I won't be shitter anymore. Please.

hi i play gta, sometimes.

Kick Kaz? Y/N/?

> Begging in an Anonymous Mongolian Pottery Board

Message one of the comms in SC. Grovel and beg like you fucking mean it.

where can you see that? social club?

Ohh my god ohh my god rockstar just gave me 250k for free!!!!

No, Snapmatic

Shitters will always be shitters.

dunno whos kaz but he seems like a nice guy

At least post the full thing

Bad thing for you is, you've done this time and time again buddy.

Headshots are fun, but I've never liked how NPCs collapse after being shot anywhere. If you aim for their head and get them in the chest, it ruins your follow up.

kaz gud boi dindu nuffin

They blocked me

>join yogi's session
>tell him he's a good guy and i believe him
>yoghurtkin is offline
>you are now in a session on your own

i am truly a sperg among spergs

Everybody is mean to me. I'm not used to people being nice

>yog good boy dindu nuffin, he din mean do dat, dey tol him do dat

i love u yogifu

cmon guys it's grand theft auto. it brings us together. it's not like any of us have real friends

that's the one thing I like about the system actually, you don't have to kill everyone to escape you can just spray a cop and they'll fall down wounded long enough to drive off. It's fun when it's a big group and you're mowing them down, looks amazing seeing them all ragdoll and writhe around in pain trying to get up over each other's bodies. other games feel arcade-y with feather bullets, these guns have weight.

you want weight? play gta4. i spend half my life on gta5 so im not being elitist, gta4 is just a technical masterpiece that deserves appreciation

>doing hh
>shoot a bodyguard
>collapses
>a second later he's already back up on his feet ready to noscope your ass

agreed, you'll get no argument from me. I'm just saying I like physics like that and the superbodyguards that guard HH targets annoy the shit out of me because they don't ragdoll when you shoot them and it feels awkward as fuck.

Can I please come back now he is? I'm really really sorry.

>Crew request received

5 dollars it's Yog.

Clothes and stuff.

Those are all lame as shit.

Might be time to consult a bullet.

>Posts on Veeky Forums
>Claims not to know what it's like to come across Nazi sympathizers

Maybe Yoghurt is innocent after all.

is this supposed to be ironic

Nice try.

maybe u can smd

What did I ever do to you? unless you're black, in which case go lynch yourself

No, why?

Don't pretend to be me, I am a literally who.

Why are you pretending to be me pretending to be me pretending to be me?