Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/

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>he is yellow you blind retard
if he was yellow he would look like a banana your dumbfuck

Which conglomerate will he sabotage, next?

what's ppd's stand powers?

If you think veno is yellow tell me what number you see in this circle.

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what mmr is rtc smurf?

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

are you getting anything dota related for christmas d2g?

>Twenty posts early.
I hope you fucking kill yourself faggot

>>my slark tries to purge away thirst
Maybe he was trying to deny himself.

yo momma's pussy on my face, son.

Believe it or not, pros are competing on who can get bulba

what if dagon 6 & 7

wtf I hate anime now

>People unironically played THIS garbage

Just more loneliness and misery. As is tradition for a NEET lifer.

This is a good buff to a number of underplayed heroes.

Singsing was 3 minutes into queuing of a game, then it stopped queueing and his party turns red signalling LPQ.
The guy waited before reporting him. Sing sing win 8 games a row and this happens

can you please never put this raging faggot in the OP again, thanks

WoWcucks are what is killing dota

reminder
Gabe Newell plays World of Warcraft
Valve's psychologist used examples from WoW in his talk on manipulating goyim
WoWcucks are the ones who bring terms like "tank" into this game unironically

mad yurocuck faggot detected

How's did you react to poopey being a raging faggot as well

At least they have tanks healers and dps. I dint even know what dota has looking at offlaners, mids, roamers, supports, semi supports junglers. Dota makes no sense

ahahah epic bro XDD he got btfo'd so hard :)

>bring terms like "tank" into this game
that'd be league and hots players

also
you both seem obsessed witht he word "cuck", any reason for these projections ?

This is probably unironical reply.

Kill yourself.

His favourite American past time. PPD literally got cucked while at Shanghai his gf fucked someone in America during that time.

Noobshit here, what am I supposed to build against void besides armor? Is there any item that stops his chronosphere stun?

Dota makes no sense okay. WoW is better than dota because they have 3 main roles.

my mind is trained to take this as a bad troll but everything i experience ingame tells me people like you are actually amongst us

>tanks healers and dps
don't you mean blockers, sioing druids and shooters?

you don't build anything 'against' it, its a chrono, try to kill the void before he uses it, or just position yourself so he can't get to you, and dont hug allies

>shibbolethed wowcuck this desperate to defend his abomination of a themepark
but le wow was good before (insert arbitrary expansion here)

What European teams are good right now?

Kids nowadays are this retarded Used to make me sad but I don't care anymore for the future of this world. Probably things will still hold until I'm gone.

Dota only has one raidboss also. You can't even kite him to the base. Get more raids before you talk.

honestly, lurk more

>you both seem obsessed witht he word "cuck"

Maybe because Americans are the largest watchers of cuckold porn in the world?

literally nothing stops chronosphere, at best you can try and silence void beforehand then try to kill him during thst silence

if you actually cant depend on your team to do anything without you and void chronos your face then you just got countered m8

forcestaff doesnt work on chronoed units but meat hook does pull them out btw

VP and OG.

Although I think VP will choke in the Boston Major.

Give me some hype music to rank to, gulag. I already have the scarface theme on repeat

>not hoping for the world to end in flames to stop the cancer that is organic life

Dota is used to wean people off their WoW addiction. But then they get addicted to dota itself and that's more dangerous because of the esports and the fact you can play an endless number of games and still not see everything there was to see.

oh shit i accidentally redditspaced
how did this happen im sorry d2g

youtube.com/watch?v=O5FsjHRIVrc

AF?
OG same tier with VP
Liquid become very bad bcuz BULBA
Secret just secret

>organic life
way to be redundant

there's no such thing as "inorganic life"

im pretty sure OG will choke more

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>limited meatbags trying to sound clever

Clockwerk

a wow addiction was once a powerful undertow that'd take up every living moment of your life and leave you a withered acne ridden husk, skipping school and dropping work for a chance at a piece of gear which, once you collected enough, would allow you to run something harder for a chance at another piece of gear. now having a wow addiction is much worse, there's so little to do that most of the addiction has you making autistic posts on the forums fishing for reddit upvotes

But he's sniper in a suit

Bulba is GOOD! Don't let Reddit convince you otherwise :3

go to be charlie

Today is my birthday.

I'm so happy to spend the day with my best friends.

Have you even seen his clockwerk game against LCD?

That was over 3 years ago now

That much more time to improve

Is there any exploit for that quest where you need to cancel channeling spells?

what would be an okay pc to buy nowadays? I want to spend 600-800 euros.

you think this is yahooanswers you mouthbreather ?

>buying a pc to play dota

KEK

i5 with 480 (the larger version) i suppose with 16gb of memory and 850evo ssd

How do i convert shit rewards in to battle pass points? This cent taunt is so ugly

okay thanks, I'll go check prices

dotabuff.com/matches/2762622786

How do win in situations like this?

how do start game ?

how do get gf?

youtube.com/watch?v=CJF419wQrwc

sing along with the lyrics gulag

WE SUCK

NIGGER DICKS

FUCKING

FAG DICKS

>All good teams are NA

>EU cant even field a tier 2 team

>the bulba boogeyman is why liquid is shit

Kuro is trash
Miracle is trash
Matumba is trash

Your team is trash.

Never forget that every single post about bulba is a liquid fancuck running desperate damage control

leave ppd to me

>it's time for a motivational boost by knowing you are not this sad

nice

>Put two 9k mmr players on team
>don't win

IT"S ALMOST LIKE SOLOQUEUE DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER AT ALL

>it's a nahazposting episode

>it's a "d2g gets triggered by Veeky Forums culture" episode

Is the new cod f*n?

MMR is LITERALLY a honeypot metric

>there is more than 1 nahazposter

Are there any pro dota girls?

>women
>pros
women aren't good at things

even animeNEETs should know this

>women aren't good at things
so by that logic Envy is a woman?

>suddenly a flood of the samey ebin posts with the same images

This is fucking sad now

nice abductive reasoning lad

Please, tell me why there are so many female stem doctors and professors at my college then.

This dude just woke up and this is how he spends his monday

a team of grills are trashing Execration right now

stem is the meme degree of today, ofc there'd be a shit ton of women in the field

Women are good at lame shit because they have no souls.

Explain female medical doctors faggot.

>maths physics chemistry physiology are memes

It's Lebanon. You should know about this poor sad fella unless it's your first day here.

Filter/Ignore him.

Man we've literally LITERALLY got another month and a half before the next patch and the pre-patch limbo is only gonna get worse, it always gets bad when the game has been the same for months at a time.

Valve doesn't care though, they're too busy snorting cocaine and counting money to ever realize how much their lack of action effects our peasant lives.

New Hope is actually an all girl team?

>Valve doesn't care though, they're too busy snorting cocaine and counting money to ever realize how much their lack of action effects our peasant lives.

I'm still pissed too and all but that's totally what I would do desu

I know who it is, I'm just astounded how he can post off cooldown all day every day even though most of the replies he gets are telling him to fuck off. I mean, what level of delusion do you have to be at to think you're some super shitpost king when everyone thinks you're pathetic?

d2g guild/proteam when?
seems like you people enjoy talking about others playing more than you enjoy playing

whats up with that?

doctors are the blue collar versions of the white collar workforce

it doesn't require real intelligence or creativity

just being able to memorize and regurgitate a lot of stuff

>complexitygaming.com/articles/news/press/4741/a-complexity-dota-2-update
>Today we are announcing that Justin ‘jk’ Rosselle will be stepping down from the compLexity Dota 2 roster, effective immediately.
>Unfortunately in this case, despite efforts to alleviate stress and remedy interpersonal issues, Justin has expressed that he no longer wishes to continue in his position as a player for our team.
>In other words, Justin literally got so stressed out by Swindlezz's autism that he just said fuck you to his entire team and to the Boston major and bailed
wow lmao na dota good shit

>please allow my teams to go unbantered