/owg/ - Overwatch General

>dumb yuropoor shitpost
Why is this allowed?

You're not shit. I'm a real street nigga and I'd fuck you up IRL

>Sombra is the focus of the new short
>Way more interested in Ms. Volskaya

What the fuck, why is she so hot?

So did Blizzard try explaining ho McCree forgets how to roll and Soldier 76 forgets how to run when hacked by Sombra?

Or is that just going to go unmentioned in typical Blizzard fashion?

>"Holding a grudge is unhealthy.. For you."

Yes.

>You're not shit. I'm a real street nigga and I'd fuck you up IRL

You're making a fool of yourself, Clint Eastwood. Go back to yelling at chairs and telling kids to get off your lawn.

Video game, dingus.

Also with Mcree it's obvious, but Soldier probably also has cybernetic components that are hackable and fuck with you in ways we couldn't possibly know.

In the absence of the word of god, make your own shit up.

Cutest and best pairing

>trying to apply logic to a game with magic dragon arrows, sleep darts that put mechs asleep, etc.
Is it really that hard to suspend your disbelief?
It's a kiddie game, who gives a fuck

Amélie Lacroix!

i hope they'll expand on her more, she seems like an interesting character
what would she want with omnics anyway?

they're hungover, leave them alone

She's a mercy main though, shouldn't you be comparing her to mercy instead? or roadhog?

She got dat booty, d'ough and is cute. She'd be absolutely perfect if she lost weight and put on muscle.

I think it's pretty clear Russia is one of those countries that still hates Omnics, but she herself isn't one of those people specifically, so she uses their technology in an attempt to bolster her company's popularity as one that can develop robots that can defeat Omnics.

Thanks for the reply, you rude fuck.

McCree doesn't lose the use of his arm when hacked, also he probably doesn't need it to do a fucking roll.

It's never stated or implied that Soldier 76 has cybernetic enhancements, just Super Soldier juice was pumped into him.

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you are very funny user

>be sombra
>Anubis point b
>hack the health pack that literally EVERYONE goes to
>watch the world burn

>Shadman
YES!
Just look at that ass!

>Oi its Lena here but u can call me Tracer! Millions of Omnics have been displaced after the Omnic Crisis and I think it's our DUTY to accept them as refugees into the UK! #NotAllOmnics
>Cheers luv! Open all borders!
How do you respond?

>people are unironically this autistic over silence mechanics
Holy shit.

>"Revenge is not justice." - Zenyatta eliminating Reaper or Soldier:76
>"Holding a grudge is unhealthy.. For you." - Zenyatta

>Zenyatta kills Widowmaker
>"That was for my friend"

welcome to gitgud, this is what it feels like
are you happy now

She'd have a fuck ton of loose skin and stretch marks if she lost weight.

holy shit someone spent time making this picture for this pitiful shitpost

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Did Lena vote for UKIP?

No one gives a fuck about stretch marks and there's surgery for removing excess skin.

vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_og76xwzgCy1tjvfqm_720.mp4

>Guess we know who's really on top, don't we?

>20 seconds in MS paint to trigger autists
Pretty good trade off imo

What's confusing you?

when is the new update coming?

If I removed Zen's balls, would he die?

>to trigger autists
Its more like why even bother, but I guess the real autists would take the 20 seconds.

Gotta really wonder how many fat tumblr dykes shitpost on here incessantly instead of playing OW.

I'm willing to bet these are some of the people who admit to barely or never playing the game

It's the fetish OP so that's not surprising.

Did Shayed and Seagull actually hook up? She didn't sound that fat on her stream...

>b-but my logic and reason
If everything worked realistically in a video game, it would be boring to everyone except the hardcore autistics who care about that
Same for literally any other medium

Getting surgery done to remove excess skin isn't even necessary unless you're old as fuck. As you lose weight, your skin adjusts, unless you've lost a lot of weight in a drastically short period of time.

My name is DrWhooves little boy, run along now the adults are trying to have a discussion.

This week on PTR and the live after another week or two.

Who play widowmaker but shit at widowmaker here

pls no bully

There's a limit to the elasticity of your skin, even if you're in your mid 20s.

The blatantly obvious hypocrisy.

Thanks captain obvious.
That post was satire.

>run along now the adults are trying to have a discussion.
>/owg/
good joke

I've seen your little cuck pictures before friend, you can't hide it.

I love how satire is the excuse for everything now

I'm not hiding anything cuckyboi.

Who the fuck literally knows what that symbol is anyways? I thought it was just a poker symbol until you shoved your cuck fetish into it, now you ruined part of my persona (my mom had the same tattoo because she liked playing poker, she calls herself the Queen of Spades)

I just read on Reddit how Sombra is literally a rip-off of Skye from Paladins wtf blizzard?

Whats your best 3v3 arcade comps?

Mine would be:
Symmetra
Junkrat
Bastion

Just sitthere somewhere in the tight room and enjoy enemy team trying to get to us.

When I've dealt with enough cucks like you on the internet its hard not to know one when I see one.

Fareeha Amari's lovable everything.

Wtf I hate Blizzard now

Shimada Hanzo

>that pic

wew there lad

>see enemy team has a Zarya
>pick Junkrat and feed her bubble
>she has 100% charge for the entire game
>lose
>she gets mvp 94% of the time on fire
>I get the most damage
>I blame my team for being shit

Who else /evilmastermind/ here?

>dva bomb it

I didn't know they made laptops with mirrors instead of a screen.

meh, mildly spicy at best

I think 3 v 3 is going to see a lot of mercy seeing as she can revive eliminated teammates.

So
Mercy
Sombra
Roadhog

You cant change heroes in 3v3, so will see at begining if they have D.Va

I love Hana.

>hypocrisy
He stated a fact. That doesn't mean what he can't commit revenge.

>*Make a joke*
>"haha kid did you look in the mirror"
You got me pal

youtube.com/watch?v=nhzTWuEV7GA

Lucio should have a pothead skin and he would say shieeeeeeet when he gets grabbed by rein

>Social Media Manager

I thought I was at my lowest but I'm surprised someone was even lower than me.

>choose Roadhog
>walk towards enemies and emote
>huff paint when low
>teammates yell at me when I die

It's just a game.

Mercy`s ress is irrelevant since she`ll be the one killed first.

On other hand Ana is op with her nanoboost, allowing easy teamkill and dart disable.

What would happen if Sombra booped Reaper?

His heart will grow 3x it's size

leave

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>This ugly face

this general is worse than xivg

my last post ever here.

Don't let the door hit you where the good LORD split you :)

Bye

Tumblr work.

You're a fucking retard, holy shit.

Morbidly obese tumblrinas detected. Stay mad fatties, you earned your "tiger stripes"

relly makes you think...........

Torbjorn Lindholm

A Reminder to always Thank your fellow Torb whenever he makes an armor pack. He risks his life to collect that scrap to make it just for YOU!

He's a hard working man.

Does this artist not know how male peck muscles work? Also men don't typically have sensitive nipples unless they have high amounts of estrogen.

It would be okay if there wasn't so much "ironic" posting

Pretty much. She's smart enough to tell the difference between the two kinds, but knows the average person isn't.

OP here, anybody wanna play? Drop your bnet in the comments section. I'm on the Canadian servers.

That girl is a real crowd pleaser

What the fuck does this post have to do with me.