/utg/ - Undertale General

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>Asriel
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>Flowey
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>Frisk
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>Papyrus
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>Undyne
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>Mettaton
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>Mad Dummy
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>Asriel & Chara
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>Fishlizard
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>Skeletons
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>A true hero
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>haggis
The fuck? how did that turn from hard mode to haggis?

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aeious

One day, Chara was drinking soda. A lot of soda. Too much soda. Once she ran out of soda, she couldn't lift herself off the ground. But before she could burp, something approached her...something with very strong intent to kill...
To be continued...

WE SCOT NOW

cute
thanks user

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

continue

nth for dead contentfags

F

who died today
F

F

reminder that ?????

im died but im here now what do you want me to draw

>Waifus from best to worst
Undyne
Alphys
Toriel
Muffet
Frisk
Chara
Minor characters
>Husbandos from best to worse
Papyrus
Sans
Mettaton
Asgore
Flowey
Asriel
Frisk
Burgerpants
Chara
Minor characters

Objectively correct list

well, i don't want to admit it but i agree with this one

>papyrus
>husbando
>not a waifu
it's shit
also
>sans being anywhere near the top
also shit

Out of the dark alley, THEY appeared. Cloaked in shadow, with grim expression on their face, Frisk approached Chara. They were clearly upset at something.
"Chara."
"F-Frisk? What are you doing here?"
"This is my soul and my body. Can't really go anywhere and WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH IT?"
"Both are mine now, so, fUUUUURP!"
"..."
"Excuse me. It has to go somewUURP!"
"Can you please stop?"
"Sure i c-"
Then she FUCKING EXPLODED with the final burp strong enough to tear off trees out of the ground. Frisk was horrified, but then remembered that they can reload.
...But then realized that maybe it's not gonna happen because it's been 6 years since Chara exploded.
To be continued...or not. Maybe. Eh. Don't count on it.

But what about contentfag husbandos/waifus

complete and utter shit m8.
kys

Worst taste

more

we'd need a separate chart for that, user

this is objectively the correct list because statistics never lie
strawpoll.me/11392947/r

you forgot OCs at rock bottom, sans should be lower too

But Aaron is the best husbando

Maybe in the next thread.

frick is top tier though

stop it with your shit meme

F
>Caribun
F

>3 for mad dummy
god bless

I claim flowey drawfag as mai waifu!
She a cute!

I want to dig my teeth into your favorite's abdomen and consume that sweet sweet tenderloin

Yourself rising from the dead.

You can't exactly do that but have fun trying

Nth for I love this goat

and she left because of you, kek

are you guys talking about pumpkin?

Papyrus is a man
>implying Sans isn't a good lazy husbando
what do you think is wrong with it
>pedos
Where do you think Sans would be?
No

Are you a skelefag or a botfag?

How soft are Asriels buttcheeks?

Botfag, dare I ask why

>i want to be a mom
>denying papyrus his dream
truly cruel

>implying men and husbandos can't be moms
Uhh back the fuck off?!

i think he'd be below asgore, he's lazy but still would be better than flowey etc that's just my opinion tho

What if Heishiro Mitsurugi fell into the Underground

no i'm not implying that, i'm saying it
he wouldn't be a good lazy husbando
also i'm pretty sure papyrus is a skeleton, he can be a waifu
epic

Well I can't eat his tenderloin but I can charge him in his slot

ifyoucatchmymeaning

What if Tzar Bomba fell into the Underground?

nice

>skeletons have to be waifus
What? Fuck off hes a man. Wanting to kiss Papyrus is just as gay as wanting to kiss Asgore, Asriel or Mettaton.

Wanting to kiss Flowey is straight though

Have at it

HA!
All according to plan!
She still answers emails, I don't have to share her with the thread

What if Tzar Bomba with Frisk strapped to it fell into the Underground, but somehow fused because of the barrier and now each time Frisk gets angry, they fucking explode like that hydrogen bomb?

>wanting a skelemom
uhh not everyone wants a mom full of bones

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What if Prometheon was how monsters were formed?

If she's so cute how come she still webs her bed every night

What the fuck is this?

dummy

i never said anything about flowey? pretty sure papyrus is a waifu bub, i mean he's just so ladylike, just look at the way he puts hand on his hip

toriel getting some mail order socks

>he
that makes him a husbando
moron

Reminder that all mainstream aus (eg us, uf, storyshift) are shit

Less well known ones, like Papytale and Skeleflore, can be cute though

pretty sure he's a girl
checkmate

papyrus is literally the best mom though. he's a waifu.

>straightfags

>literal hipster scum

get real user, we all know you're not emailing anyone

>skeleton-centric AUs

No thanks

More like Bearfags who view not-as-burly-males as waifus. I've seen it before in other generals.

Goat

Children

well i am straight but that doesn't mean papyrus isn't a waifu

>bearfag
fucking disgusting, what a grotesque body type

Looks more like a mouse or dog/cat child.

>no fangs
>no horns
>black nose
>inner ear showing REEEEEEEEE
is this even tagged undertale

where can I find more of this edgy shit

I want a goat husbando desu

Your loss
More reu for me

where was it stated papyrus wanted to be the cool mom, i remember the line but not where it is
was it in the trailer or somewhere else

Iunno I only scrape up what I see every now and then but I'm sure if you typed undertale blood and that sort of thing into tumblr you'd find a lot

Which is Mettaton's stronger form, EX or NEO?
Not counting regular as that one is unkillable

She doesn't. Even if she did, that would not make her any less cute. Spider monsters produce web all the time. Heck, even traditional beds from spider culture of old were webs themselves.

you're really sad user

HP
9999 (Box)
1600 (EX)
30000 (NEO)
AT
30 [10/8] (Box)
47 [8] (EX)
90 [10] (NEO)
DF
255 [999] (Box)
47 [1] (EX)
9 [-40000] (NEO)

Depends on how you define strong

NEO has more Attack but infinitely less defense.
Going by Attack, NEO is the strongest.
Otherwise, EX is strongest.

EX has weirdly low defense though, compared to other monsters.
I guess because his soul was partially exposed? (and in NEO it's completely exposed)

I really hate how this AU went from genuinely interesting creepy shit, to complete skeleton wank.

id try to be entertaining for him
all i want is to be his
is this edgy?

that's what happens in all AUs

Nah that's lewd