Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

REAL AMERICANS WHERE WE AT

SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON

I BETTER NOT BE PLAYING WITH KILLARY SUPPORTERS

Deff doesn't have a singulo and people will never stop complaining about it

It's crazy how many engineers don't know how to set up another engine

Hillary voter here, fight me

whats your ckey you piece of shit

But senpai, deff does have a singulo.

DrCelt

I don't actually play this game anymore I just shitpost in the thread

If you're not talking about the one that's disassembled in storage than just fuck my defficiency up

but celt is a terrorist he doesnt get to vote

it has an unwired, unbuilt singulo with just the parts in storage in a fucking jumble cause duny didnt leave crates cause hes a worthless nigger

>CANT WELD FIELD EMITTERS TO THE CATWALk

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>but celt is a terrorist he doesnt get to vote
He's also not an american, genius

You're allowed to vote if you aren't American

It's the reason Democrats are so opposed to people having to show ID at the polls

>Be britbong
>Random stranger asks me who I would vote for if I was fat
Fuck off with this shit

is the server fucked?

>he unironically uses the singularity

We've decided to make mining a part of Science, rather than removing the asteroid and its materials. Should be merged within a week or two.

>Expecting engineers to put forth any effort to build their engine.
Its the reason why singulo the second most built engine, it requires no skill of effort to make and as you can see with deff as soon as you have to do anything remotely close to effort they can't pull their shit together.
SME is a much better engine and all stations have it pretty much 80% done for you. But I never see a variety of engineers use it.
CEs are the worst offenders as they never teach other engineers now to build anything else let alone know how to set up another engine. If you only show engies to make singulo they only build singulo and the cycle repeats.
I've never seen a CE, in my time observing, offer to a new engineer how to build an engine. Just a fuck off I'm going to autism this done and tell you the short after I finish.

Grab a grenade and head to the bar.
Electrolyze sale, electrolyze hooch, add water.
Store in autoinjectors, give one to the barkeep as a tip.

The rout the chemists and reclaim the Promised Land.

>Having a great time
>lets go home
>everybody says yes

Space the PA. Engine war now!

Literally all you need to get to set up the Deff singulo is Maint. access.

>actually spaced the PA once as CE
>Engineer sperged out and called Security
>Stalked me like a shit
>Arrested just after having finished SME
>8 Minutes for Grand Sabotage
>Demoted to Assistant
>The Singulo Engineer is the new CE

>Engineer spaces the PA "just in case" it's vox ops

B a n H e
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I used to disassemble it and keep one of the parts myself, spacing it is probably going too far

It helps if you give a speech to your engineers while doing it, so they don't think you're crazy and/or griefing

That's fucking retarded. If I was the HoS I'd fuck that engineer's day up. Wouldve ahelped this shit too.

Is there a way to order to order more department headsets (eg Supply) or convert a normal one into a supply headset if you run out?

Probly could just ask centcom for it user.

>Is there a way to order to order more department headsets (eg Supply)
No.
>or convert a normal one into a supply headset
Yes.
>if you run out?
No.

>Not putting the pa part in the sme chamber/teg burn room to force engineers to look at a superior engine running and producing infinite times more power than singulo ever could.

>or convert a normal one into a supply headset
>Yes.

is this just an autistic way of saying put up a new one? or do you have a solution

>is this just a way of saying put up a new one?
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If they would ask, I would be glad to show them.
But it's hard to see whether an engi is inexperienced or just lazy.

I play a ton of MD and I don't understand this meme. I've had a ton of obviously new chemists that didn't really accomplish shit (though not for lack of trying), a few chemists making dude mindbreaker lmao xd, and a fair share of good chemists too. I'd compare the shittery level to Cargo, but it's far from the worst and it's definitely overblown in the thread. To say you've never had a good chemist is to either lie or to admit you have only played MD twice.
I've never had a chemist freak out or try to chloral me because I started using a chemdispenser, either.

Eat shit, powergamers.

Idea to decrease win rate for rev.
Add a in an immovable safe to CE, RD, CMO, HOP offices. The safe contain a .45 pistol with a spare lethal magazine and a basic set of armor. Safes can only be opened remotely from communications console and only when red alert has been declared.

Y/N?

>only when red alert has been declared.
This never happens

It'll require some coordination at least and will happen more often if there is this benefit.

>nigger spaces the PA as non-antag
That's fucking retarded. Wouldve ahelped this shit too.

>basic armor
>ballistic memes

Not even worth the tile space it's taking up to be honest

>LPF
wait, the US has more than two parties?

Sounds fair to me, with code red being a need for it that means two heads must be in an office and not forting in sec. If two heads can't organize to go red, the game was over from the start if they don't know how to use :c.

Probably would be a wall safe or something. Would egun be a better option?

Sounds like another thing for admins to bait 'power gamers' with and so everyone will be afraid to open and use them and have less reasons to call code red

Fuck off surfer

>American """voting"""

>Surfer
No and I'm glad the jew stopped playing head roles and almost all together.

>Hating shit game design is powergaming
>Getting rid of a nonessential piece of machinery in your department that can be easily replaced is powergaming
Fuck off faggot

No, but seriously.
What did you mean by that?

If by powergame you mean power from my engines, I take that title willingly.

I play MD very often and most of the time there isn't a chemist and the other times they are highly incompetent.
Apparently I just have very shit luck.

yes

but no one votes out of democrat or republican these days

not more than a few meme votes anyway

Can you use an emag on the identification computers ?

sure
does it do anything, no

Honestly I feel like this would have been the perfect oportunity for third parties to rise.
Trump seems terrible and so does Hillary

>preparing a shitload of chems at roundstart as a chemist for all types of possible injuries
Totally fine
>ordering extra crates to be prepared for station needs
Great engineering work
>Doing research to prepare for the station needing tools from the protolathe
Absolutely fine
>Gearing up with security gear at round start when you already have handcuffs
Acceptable
>setting up cryo with the most autistic mix imaginable
Fine
>Getting rid of an engine that is both inefficient and is the most dangerous and can be activated and accessed by someone breaking a window from space or hacking two doors
FUCKING METAGAMING SCUM
>securing the mix to be sure it doesnt accidently get flooded into the air distro
METAGAMING SCUM ADMINHELP ADMINHELP

*great cargo work

The singulo can be a traitor objective. Spacing it is therefore not allowed.
How the fuck would someone accidentally flood the distro? That literally doesn't happen. You are grasping at straws faggot.

>Shit in line with the job where people just do their fucking job
>Shit where people specifically do something to prepare for something completely fucking unknown that has no other purpose for their job

Ordering shit early and preparing vaccines for known injuries and viruses to humans is fucking fine

Preparing for shit the crew knows fuckall about like ops or specific traitor objectives, no, fuck you

Doing your job
Doing your job
Doing your job
Doing your job
Not doing your job (you should secure it/make it redundant)
Not doing your job

The problem is third parties are bumbling idiots and crazy people who don't expect to actually get anywhere, and so don't try

She's a jew?

So order the parts from cargo or make a pr to remove the objectives. I never space the PA but I secure a piece in storage.

Improving atmos and making sure it works as efficiently as possible with as little potential for station destruction as possible is absolutely an atmos tech's job
Come to think of it, what the fuck is the explanation for why plasma is in the atmospherics system ready to be flooded into the station at a moment's notice to begin with

Yeah let me just leave a black hole that can tear apart the station and takes ten seconds to be released if it wasnt turned on.

You can still sabotage the SME or AME. Why is this such a big deal? Its not even done to prevent traitors its done to prevent chucklefuck engies from setting the shit up when there is already plenty of power.

>Remove the objective
Or how about you stop spacing the PA every time and control your lethal autism?
Just hide a piece of it somewhere if you really don't want it to function.

A destroyed SME is also a shuttle-caller. Should we remove that one as well?
Nobody wants to work in a fully-emp'd station so everyone just agrees to call the shuttle.

You mean why it is on station or why specifically in atmospherics?
Atmos techs are the most qualified to handle plasma so it's normal they have it rather than leave some giant plasma miner to some fucks in R&D or something.

Make it a non-electric safe.
Publicly announce the passwords on code red.

Stop arguing like retards and let's get down to the meat of the issue here
The singulo is retarded, getting rid of it was the one change goon did right
We should improve the other engines that are more fun to set up and maintain and less destructive when sabotaged

I do hide it. I dont personally space it.
I'd be far less salty about a sabotaged SME given that it's the actual engine being used.

Other engines are not more fun to set up, you're just less used to them.

I mean why is it specifically hooked up to the station's atmos system, a few button presses away from being mixed into the breathable air supply
Or at least, that's how it was last I remember, I haven't fucked with atmos in a long time

Powersource. Unsafe but still a power source in line with the job that's absolutely fine unless a tator specifically goes for it
go fuck yourself

It's hooked to the gas mix lines, because it's atmos job to provide certain mixes if needed.
The real question is why is there a pump from mix to distro.

>Singulo
>Wrench some shit down
>Turn on the field
>Turn on the PA
>Sit around babysitting it for the rest of the round or the entire station is destroyed
How are other engines not more fun
Even if you're so used to it that it's boring, fighting off some plasma fires or something is way more exciting than being gibbed by singuloose

>push a box in
>wrench injectors
WOW SO FUCKING FUN YOU GUYS
SME is only fun to you because you don't fully understand pipes yet.

>that's absolutely fine
It's not absolutely fine
Do you not understand why people don't like it

>people
mate, you're the only one arguing against this shit, there are more people disagreeing with you here

Because they're not snob so they perceive not using the singulo and setting up an awfully retarded SME setup as some form of "graduation"

Do you have to check on it every minute to make sure nobody fed it after midnight
Does the TEG have that same problem
What about solars, those power the station just fine and are at least comfy to set up

*because they're snobs

Can you talk without moving goalposts?
Setting up solars is the least fun fucking thing imaginable.

>the perfect oportunity for third parties to rise
Nah, that was 1992. Ross Perot got 20% of the popular vote.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_sucking_sound

>Trump seems terrible and so does Hillary
One of them is terrible, the other is merely bad.

How much chloral do you put in a smoke for an OD kill?

>mobile poster
back to with you, fag

That was shitposting hot topic about a week or two ago. >She hasn't denied it yet either iirc.

15u is kill, I think.

>Setting up solars is the least fun fucking thing imaginable.
You go out and do them once on a nice spacewalk, and then they're fine forever and you can go fuck off and make a dumb 5x5 bar in the middle of space or whatever
Seems more fun to me

>setting up the engines at all
>fun

theyre all shit, the only fun thing is getting the biggest numbers out of them. The process getting there is usually boring as fuck outside of the most autistic engineers and mommis

wow i have my plasma at 4 kelvins but it only further advanced my carpal tunnel and took an hour but now i can get 50 niggerwatts from a slightly radioactive sandwich

man there's nothing fun in engineering. no thanks for having the power on, no gratitude for fixing the air problems and the giant gaping holes incidents leave

fuck the engines, engineering is bland as shit

>no complex high power to transformer to low power in maint and behind departments
>no actual air filtration system that needs filters to be replaced or else people are coughing/sneezing/wheezing/the floors are covered in soot/diseases spread like plasmafire
>no actual maintenence on the station needed

baka

The whole blunt needs to be choral.

>Long answer:
At/above 30 it deals 1 tox per 2sec/0.2u
At/above 81 it also deals (amount - 50 tox)

Without going above 81u, you need to metabolize 20u to take 100 damage.

And that needs to be 20u while *above* 30u. So, 50u. Which is the most blunts hold.
Bearing in mind that you get one hit *at* 30u, you can make it work with 49.8u

When (you) code it

>REEEE /pol/ /pol/ /pol/
of all the days to bitch and moan, this day is not it, as this is election day, the day of all days

>no actual maintenence on the station needed
Janitors get to replace lights and vending machine stuff

Engineering would probably be pretty fun if the coders were actually good at stealing shit from goon and we didn't end up with half-assed replicas like the current mechanic systems and pods