/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to sleep and suck the soft and warm titties of Mei.

Not until she's used in tourneys.

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Overwatch: First Strike #1 - November 9th
Overwatch: First Strike #2 - November 16th
Overwatch: First Strike #3 - November 23rd
Overwatch: First Strike #4 - November 30th

TOMORROW IS (potential) CONFIRMATION DAY.
YOU'VE ACCEPTED IT RIGHT?

This shit better not make it to live, this isn't the game I purchased.

Probably not, she will be a counter pick though.

That unknown better be the next hero

All friends of Mei are dead. She is lonely and needs somebody to comfort her.

I love Jesse McCree

>rocket jumping

the absolute madman

Pros are too autistic to move outside their comfort zone, so she'll be used but not to her full potential in pubs while pros neglect her until she gets overbuffed, leading to pros being forced to use her, and realizing that she's now way overtuned.

Then we'll see her get a minor nerf when they add Doomfist for Season 4 and we'll repeat the cycle again.

i ant to comfort her with my dong zu

sous

Where did all the yurocucks go? Been getting 150ms all day on ptr.

Reminder that this is literally the best POTG intro in the game.

Its pretty painful (40hp if the timing is perfect), but really fun to do it, especially when you do it with the jumpjet, usually hits the ceiling

I just hope the first fucking page of this, the FIRST PANEL is Jack narrating while it's him kissing some random girl saying "I left my girlfriend to join the fight..." or some shit.

Unknown seems (but I'm not sure) like this omnic from First strike cover

>Does the person have a natural vagina? Then it's a she.
>Does the person have a natural cock? Then it's a he.

why is this so hard to understand for some people

The sound effect for the kiss sounds off but it's still great

It's barely rocket jumping since it's just being combined with the shift jump which when combined gives you double height/hit the ceiling.

Normal rocket jumping still has little purpose.

they are replacing the kiss with boop

That's fucking brilliant I admit

I like the explosion one more though just because of the audio

>it robs someone else of POTG
How was I supposed to know that? I thought it was just an ebin waifubait intro with a bad kiss sound effect.

Now it's cheeky as fuck.

I love that Sombra is trashy as fuck

>Terrible makeup
>Huge nails
>Kissy faces
>That hello wave

>lucio and his prime bitches
sombra is so cyberpunk it drives me mad

time to play de

Before PTR release:

>Sombra a OP

After PTR release:

>Sombra a shit

I can't believe Blizzard ever listens to their 'community' when it comes to balance. Just log in to the PTR and feed them their metrics.

on paper sombra is amazing

You wish, lol.

Friendly reminder that you have no right to complain about the meta being stale if you support 1 hero limit.

Really? I knew they were replacing a voice line with Boop but nothing about that potg intro.

yeah sure we accepted it, can you fuck off now?

deus ex*

>Watch videos showing Genji deflect does nothing to Sombra Hack
>Ppl on here and on other forums saying he can deflect it

Did someone actually see it or is someone playing a joke?

I want to comfort her all night long.

I've always liked Mei, but I can't help but love her after watching her VA in the panel.

No "Adiós" voice line.

youtu.be/bcrPuSRYA4U?t=68

why even live

>wahhh wahhhh

shut the FUCK up

Forget sombra, 1v1 is what i live for now

Ranked 1v1 when?

Yes, forums complained there was no highlight intro with a boop and said the kiss was out of place.

I hope not, the boop will get old quickly, better to just make it a voice line

maybe its a kill quote

You first.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Been waiting since day fucking one.
>ywn wake up next to that
Just.

>romi park voices pharah

>yuu asakawa voices sombra

oh fuck yes

I like her original audio but I've always wanted yuu in overwatch

november-user's meltdown would be glorious. Do you think he'd kill himself?

>the kiss is out of place

Have these people looked at Sombra?

Yeah because Tracer spam to stall for eternity is really fun and interesting, there's no way the pros would just pick the most solid heros and spam them

Here's a (you) now fuck off

how do u guys like your 3v3s?

i like to pick symmetra, torb or junkrat and just sit in spawn like im in stalingrad in winter. usually doesnt work unless my retard teammates realize that i want them to sit with me.

torb is also pretty funny on this map in general.

At what SR do people learn how to prioritize targets, both healer and DPS?

I've lost count of how many times I've died due to healers sucking the tanks' dicks, or being the only one that's trying to kill the Roadhog. I'm in platinum and the only time I dare switch off Soldier, is when there's a Lucio on the team, which isn't often.

Post your story coop mission ideas.

-Siberian Omnium.Recalled Overwatch team needs to finally shut down omnium in Russia for good. Huge mechas fighting in the background, maybe option to pilot one

-Moon. Reclaim moon from space gorillas. Touching scene of Winston burying his mentor Harold at the end

>EMP goes through Rein and Winston Shield
>EMP doesn't affect Zarya Shields if bubbled and it gives her 25% charge

youtube.com/watch?v=0NECflmcAwY

New developer update video, I think

People will make any argument to get what they want.

>paying for a officialized lgbt and faggotry game

ROFL
Start killing yourselves right now, fucking piece of shit faggots

>Tracer has no hard counter
>game allows stalling for a ridiculous amout of time
>therefore hero stacking must go

How about you find decent arguments?

Story missions would sound amazing. There would probably be one for Ana and Pharah defending Anubis from an army of Bastions or something.

Sombra would have a sneaking mission against the members of Overwatch in Dorado.

Explains why she is so evil.

I would hope not, but [s]he would probably just leave forever.

on another note, IDDQD makes Sombra look horrifyingly op, the nanoboost on sombra rips though everyone.

How is Sombra balanced in any way? This will be the most annoying hero in the game.

You're not allowed to be here if you're underage.

November-user has been trying so hard to get people to accept his ship. It's like that one comic of that gay guy trying to figure out how to get people to accept homosexuality.

I hope he doesn't kill himself.

>Lgbt
well, everyone wants to be part of overwatch I guess

anyway; namibian character that uses a ASMD shock rifle when?

At first no

But her ability to silence is so powerful that it will see play eventually

yep, until now blizzard was the only game company that didnt have any faggot or dyke, tranny or some other biotrash characters(((

altho they did say a few blizzcons earlier that theres some lgbt but it was obviously a move to make the subhumans fuck off

>youre not a cocksucking beast or a bald girl that stinks
>must be underage

Wew, didn't knew that dick in the ass could kill your brain too

Fugg I liked the kiss.

I suggest you try her on ptr before shitposting again.

>the kiss was out of place

How

She's not a child

please, be Genji the homosexual character
imagine all the 12 old kids tears

>Torbjorn
travel to the mountains of khaz modan to reclaim the great city of ironforge from omnic hordes

The people on the forums complained the kiss was too sexualized and uncalled for.

twitchtv/iddqdow

>he would probably just leave forever.
too bad that if that's the case we might have to wait till the end of november for that. His shitposting was fun at first, especially in how much it triggered some people, but now it's just annoying, and the majority has learned to ignore him, so there's not even any drama around it anymore

sauce?

>blizzard caters to forumposters again

GOD
DAMN
IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHBSLBLSBLSLBLSBLSLBSBLS

new brawl system in arcade seems pretty cool

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Im more upset that blizz doubled the tickrate to help cover up some of the autz that happens in this game but we're all stuck with projectiles that can't be dodged

She's fucking terrible and big counter picks that rely on ultimates dont work here.

while you wok your ass to gain ultimate to counter someone, they just have to switch and they suddenly make your pick incredibly weaker

Source? Only post I can find from the devs about it is that boop is going in as a voice line.

>Starts with if you think X you have no right to Y
>Expects other people to give decent arguments when he doesn't himself

Don't need to because you don't seem to have any.

Calm down man lmao it's just a game dude just save the kiss webms while you still can lmao it's not a big deal just close your eyes nigga hahaha.

Are Blizzard unable to fix Roadhog's hook?

>Minami Takayama voices Ana

It will be just the voice line. No way Blizzard will animate a new POTG just for the forum autists and SJW cunts.

It's only sexualised if you see it as inherently sexual, and the fact that people can't see it as a form of her expressing confidence and her own cheeky personality but rather just sexual appeal is somewhat creepy.

From her point of view, it's the equivalent of some user raging and you just replying something like 'love you too user'.

> recall/vertical movement on a 6 sec cd
> invisibility and movement buff on a 6 sec cd
> hack on a 12 sec cd
> 60 round minigun

I've played her plenty and I'm nearly invulnerable. Screw up and get in a bad position? Go invisible. Can't? Oh, translocate. It's gonna be the new offense hero for people who are too unskilled to even play Junkrat.

>that smooch Sombra does in her highlight
Sombra is a qt.