/vag/ - Vanilla General

Hi everyone Ituh here, just a reminder that I will be leading the horde guild on Nostalrius II with help from the /wpsg/ and /nosg/ greats of old.

"healsluts", "girls", and "ERP friendly" anons won't be tolerated so don't worry about falling into old pitfalls. Loot structure has not been decided other than it will not be LC to avoid gorrubt gore issues.

5k players to wake up a peon

jesus christ this is gonna be big league

Did Ituh post this even once?

DUDE KORAGON HAS A REAL LIFE VIDEO OF HIM EATING HIS OWN CUM WTF HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

who do I believe

hillary clinton has attended bilderberg meetings.

300 million peons have awoken.

>log in
>try to kill 6 scorpions
>i cant, all of them are dead
>people insult me in chat
>there is queue to kill scorpions
>a guy called xiaobao just kills it out of nowhere when it spawns
>more insults in chat
>realize this isn't the comfyness i was told
>quit and go back to retail

x10000

try 15k with 10k que

who /neet for nost/

KORAGON NO

I'm happy that link isn't working for me.

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>horde guild has koragon
>ally guild has karu

What the fuck am I supoosed to do? I don't wanna join a normie guild. Why can't these two degenerates be on the same guild so I can join the other one? This is so fucked.

any timeline for the fresh server?

don't worry, Madti here, I'm making the Horde splinter guild for non faggots

>Madti
>non faggots
?

It's coming out either the 27th or week after, stress test and old nost realms come out before that

FUCKING HELL MAN THAT DICKING DILDO AT THE END
HAHAHAHA

I meant like how long after rag is killed will BWL be released and when av etc.

>degenerates
Why are you so degenerate that you can't just join a different guild?
It's going to be a server with like 15k faggots on at once, and you're saying you can ONLY play if it's with Veeky Forums? What happened in your life to make you so weird?

KORAGON WHAT THE FUCK

I don't know who you are and if I can trust you. How are you making a guild when there's two already? I don't wanna join a dead guild or a reddit guild either.

Is that the same heavy from wowg?

>replying to Grude

THAT FUCKING ENDING KEK

>quit and go back to k2

fixed it for you

haha you're funny, girls can't be faggots

I will steal every /nosg/ op and only put my guild in

faggots will be kicked on sight

Listen man, I've been on Veeky Forums for almost 11 years. I discuss things on Veeky Forums, I feel comfortable on Veeky Forums, I play games with Veeky Forums.

Also are you calling me weird for not wanting to be in the same guild as fucking literal koragon or karu? Do you realize who these "people" are?

>the plebbit poll has over 6k votes
strawpoll.me/11589399

Fucking hell, nost should make 4 new servers minimum

Why don't any of the buildings have doors

>it's a "don't you remember these literally who Veeky Forums e-celebs?" episode

Stealing is bad, and are you implying you're a girl?

Literally me. My english is not very fluent and it kind of embarrass me a little to talk in voice chat

Does zach and chie still play
Only relevant ecelbs desu

Who is your bully user?

>implying
lol have you never raided with Nihilum? I talk all the time

>people still think Strawpolls are legit when you can vote again and again easily unless you have a dynamic IP and are being cucked by your ISP

Oh yeah, 'member when 40% of Nosts pop at peak hours were chinese goldfarmers?

>m-muh pop

I can't say because they'll find out who I am and start namedropping me in the thread.

Friendly reminder that you're retarded if you go Alliance.

>killan
>raidan
>pvpan

glorious taurens will lead the horde into the new nost 2.0 age.

it's going to be a disaster of epic proportions, especially since they're releasing the servers 1 at a time. Even the old PVP server will crash over and over.

They would have to somehow reset the gold to give that server a chance anyway.

Now i just think you're baiting, but I'm genuinely curious in what ways you think a guild that isn't Veeky Forums based is different from a Veeky Forums guild.

Someone hit me up with that horde discord

But I can't play a Paladin on the Horde side.
That level 20 class quest is my reason to be excited.

KORAGON NO

discord.gg/tjm3a

I'm going to _____ this druid unless someone tells me how we're going to solve the Chinese problem.

Sure, I'm glad to help out. There is one key difference. They will actually raid in a non Veeky Forums guild.

>bringing back the shit-post OP after we just had a good one made
>leaving out the guilds

lol

Nost servers could barely handle the chink peak hrs, just imagine the shitty valk servers trying to handle even more players all in the same few starting zones.

>that's the real koragon
holy shit dude

>thread was made 30 posts early

Alliance guild confirmed shook as fuck

APEX KEK

just make an ally alt

Gee lets look at my options here.

>join a guild with koragon
>join a guild wirh karu
>join a guild with a knock off of either of those two that claims he'll be hijacking threads to force his guild

Nah my dude I'd rather kill myself or join a normie guild like that one user said.

Holy shit, that's the first time I had a gag reflex at a Veeky Forums gif/webm and I've seen pretty much everything

JESUS

people love anyone that talks with an obviously non-english accent. look at arnold niggershorts; he even ended up as governor yet he talks like a child in english

it's an attribute. as long as you can be easily understood, people will like it much more than dislike it. learn how to defeat your autism and embrace it, and it just might carry you further for having it

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I'm not gonna get into this, you're ovbviously too new to understand. Although looking at the current situation I might have to join a normalfag guild or make my own.

Who is koragon and how do I avoid him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

50 DKP Minus.

>can't decide between rogue and warlock
>both do great in pve
>both scale very well
>lock is better because range and not melee
>but rogue is literally godlike during pvp
>both have amazing looking gear

I can't fucking decide.

Don't play rogue its fucking shit.

>make a character on both sides
>join whichever guild is more successful and not a circlejerk or a cringefest

That's my plan

I literally don't understand the obsession with "reee normies" and "normie guilds".
Other guilds are essentially the same as Veeky Forums guilds, just a little less guild chat shitposting and a bit more raid performance and organization.
You ebin sekrit klub of memes is pretty mainstream now and the guild chats are very very very similar, with the exception being a lot less trap shit.
You people keep complaining about normie guilds and RL friends and cliques, but if anything Veeky Forums guilds are MORE circlejerk'ish and cliqueish due to having a greater density of attention starved neets desperate to cling on to anyone that shares even 1% of their interests.

Lock is even more godlike in pvp
Noone wants rogue for premade

Guys which faction is Koragon rolling? I need to know what faction not to play on so I don't get paired up with that fat cumslurping faggot.

go warlock i'm going rogue

Alliance with Entitled 2.0

roll alliance

jesus christ, man, stop giving (you)s to Grude
he does that shit every day (and will continue to do so in SD), he's responsible for pretty much every copypasta in /krog/
Madti isn't even online and also said she will quit

he also likes to pretend to be Comfy, Babymetal, Jaime and Glurf
DON'T REPLY TO HIM
do it like me and put him on ignore on Nost as soon as he reveals his character

Hey guys how important were professions in vanilla? Shit like enchanting still crazy good for gold?

This.

>she

Just to both. also warlock is great in pvp, especially when AV comes

fucking light up everyone

>Other guilds are essentially the same as Veeky Forums guilds

>very few shitposters to ignore
>will actually raid
>will actually be successful at raiding
>even fucking normies tell the meme spamming kids to shut up
>yes, even normies, you absolute fucking beta

I mean holy shit familia you pretty much summed up why every one of these guilds is a fucking failure right here;
>if anything Veeky Forums guilds are MORE circlejerk'ish and cliqueish

They're a bunch of frail bullied underage kids. This isn't the same at all, sparky. I'm not even the guy you're replying to but get a clue.

Enchanting costs a lot to level up, but the returns are worth while.

Someone said that new server releases on the 28th november is it true?

By the way where do I get the client download

>Madti isn't even online and also said she will quit
>she

@159750553
>she

fucking disgusting little (You)slut

Go back to your reddit hole please. Normalfag guilds are filled with people being fake and cringy just to appeal to the masses. People with no opinions, literal cucks and beta orbiters, girls, emote spammers, underaged retards and casuals. If you can't understand this there's something wrong with you. Sure vg guilds are filled with retards, but it's still way better than normie guilds.

Horde, but alliance has karu, which is literally the same type of cum slurping furfaggot retard, except his video wasn't leaked. You're fucked either way.

Veeky Forums guilds are terrible because they've become normie guilds. They always end up revolving around girls and whatever the normie GM/raid leader is this time around.

You're right about Veeky Forums guilds being the same as "normie" guilds. This is not a good thing.

confirmed Nihilum girls:
Murder
Madti
Phaseroll
Valkyri

tfw im a real girl and dont want to play with any of you idiots

I want to _______ Valkyri!

You forgot Comfy.

Pls respond

>girls

>/wpsg/ complains about erp
>1 day into the reform literal porn of their guild members is created
really makes you think...

Why isn't anyone talking about Crestfall?

They announced Closed Beta

discord.gg/5UZh2YX

for everyone wanting to join the OFFICIAL /vag/ discord