>looking to make a marriage alliance with Hojo >my only single relatives are Jigoro and Hideaki >neither of them are married >the daughters they both kept pushing on me where conceived out of wedlock Not sure how to feel about that. Especially since I married one of Jigoro's bastard daughters.
I've got nothing hahaha. It's been a great honor with you as well!
Noah Robinson
Yeah, the alcoholic one. Been goin' sober for almost two months now. Always nice to see an old face. It means a lot to me that you'd say you missed me. Years been treating you well?
If you're not from America you can just gyeeeet out. This isn't your victory.
Angel Evans
What are you guys drinking to celebrate?
I'm having organic eggnog with Amaretto.
I don't normally drink so this bottle has been in my freezer for years.
Mason Smith
Nice try.
Tea.
Levi Sanders
Not drinking, but having a victory run with my MAGA hat on.
Also listening to SHADILAY on repeat.
Elijah Butler
M-milk. ...What?
William Green
This has nothing to do with you. look forward to the crowning of the next czar or whatever it is that you do
Jaxson Rogers
It still feels unreal.
It's been a pleasure, gentlemen. Gotta be up in 5 hours. I'm passing out.
Blake Reed
Sleep tight, Irish. You'll be waking up in a greater America.
Easton Martin
What kind of tea? I personally don't like tea besides the sweet tea I used to drink at my granny's house.
I don't like alcohol either but this amaretto doesn't have a very alcohol taste to it and mixing into eggnog you only taste the sweetness.
Two late and cold for a walk where I live but I'm planning on a big pizza dinner tomorrow so that is kinda the same thing...
What kind of milk? I like 1% what about you?
Jackson Ward
So, is it over yet? None of you are being very clear about this.
Alexander Allen
Skim
It is but it isn't. Clinton's campaign manager just declared it wouldn't be accepting the defeat, "several states are too close to count and every vote needs to be counted."
She didn't even come out herself. Her manager did. Coward.
Isaac Anderson
Ice cold water for me.
Colton Perez
...
Jackson Evans
...
James Anderson
It is done.
WE WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF WINNING! WE WILL MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN! WE WILL MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN! WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
AND WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Gavin Perry
Will you unrape Hanako?
Camden Rogers
He will
Jaxon Lee
...
Gavin James
Congratulations, President Elect Trump. I look forward to falling asleep to your speech haha.
Akido! Tomorrow. You.
Goodnight SHG have fun with the smugness!
Lincoln Richardson
which katawas would vote left vs. right?
Cameron Lopez
Congratulations, Mr. President. It was a pleasure serving in the 2016 Meme Wars with you. >Tomorrow, you. You know that's right.
Jace Mitchell
Is it actually over yet? Everyone keeps telling me 'yes but not quite'
Nicholas Jenkins
arizona would have to shift, which it fucking won't
Josiah Rodriguez
>hover over the link >horrible music starts playing Go fuck yourself.
Nolan Williams
Hmm...The nes channel still say 218-248.
They also sound like they are ready to start drinking too.
Also holy shit I thought people might fire off some shots but it sounded like someone set of a bomb down the street...
Jackson Campbell
Also goodnight to the non-American Euro friends, Kiwi Poland and Suzu the Snoozu. As for Skynet, enjoy your moniies, and make sure to get a MAGA hat!
The Guardian and Google and AP and NPR declares it, ABC hasn't though and that's who I have on the TV. BNF reports that NBC declared Hilary has called him over the phone and conceded victory. twitter.com/pzf/status/796255237254352897
Here we go, they're going to present. Clinton's hall looks awful.
Bentley Reyes
Thank you Undie. It will be a great speech.
>It was a pleasure serving in the 2016 Meme Wars with you. Thank you for your service.
The AP numbers are just as good as the MSM. They are likely just refusing to call it out of salt.
Jacob Robinson
Good god, I'm going to come back in an hour or two where maybe someone will just say 'YES'
Carson Powell
It all feels so surreal now. It's like I'm dreaming. Cuckson and McMuffin couldn't even carry a county in their home states.
It's been an honor shitposting with you.
Hanako: too nervous to vote Emi: Hill Lilly: Hill Misha: Stein Shizune: Trump Rin: Johnson Hisao: McMullin
Robert Wright
Here we go! Fox News and CNN both just declared it. He just came out!
Ian Brown
For Mish
So that's it? We have the first retarded american president?
Elijah Thomas
>Misha >not voting for whoever Shizune tells her to
>It all feels so surreal now Same. I'm overjoyed that Clinton isn't going to be president but thinking that Trump is going to be president... I need a while to wrap my mind around it.
Zachary Garcia
No, silly Poland. Hilary lost
Ryder Bailey
>We have the first retarded american president? No that was G.W.B.
John Wright
>The inner cities voted against him >Still promises to rebuild and assist the major population centers recover from shitty infrastructure.
Alright. Tomorrow will be the dawn of the first day. Sleep well ksg.
Leo Flores
G'night, degenerate. Dream of Star-spangled Lilly.
Robert Smith
This is going to be some scary shit... 2 years at most before shit hits the fan
Lucas Gray
Oh fuck, I fell asleep in my chair
I gotta get to sleep, was great being here!
Congrats!
Goodnight 'Taker, thank you!
Eli Myers
Thank you SHG. Brexit and the 2016 Presidential Election. We did it.
>2 years at most before shit hits the fan I'm throwing her in jail, not into a fan.
Luis Young
>Brexit and the 2016 Presidential Election. The same feeling of moral hangover and chewing an old leather shoe...
Alexander Powell
SAVING THE WEST
Robert Diaz
I'm surprised Fluff hasn't shown up yet. Do you think he was at work or at a rally?
Justin Myers
>tfw thinking up horrible self-inserting fanfics God, this game does things to me.
Adam Wright
Dead from excitement perhaps?
15k people voted for Harambe. WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA.
Wyatt Cooper
i've just woke up... so trump is president now?
Lincoln Scott
We ded?
Josiah Johnson
Dying from traffic I guess.
Angel Bailey
Yeah, thanks /pol/.
Pol-dood, you okay?
Josiah Sullivan
Yeah, why?
Caleb James
Just making sure you hadn't gone off to stockpile arms to fend off Putin.
Asher Myers
No, no. It's not like we can buy guns like americans anyway.
Michael Torres
I heard Poland was pretty relaxed compared to the rest of 1st world Europe. Granted not like the states, probably more akin to something like here.
Jack Cruz
On one hand I like putin because he likes bombing ISIS, on the other hand he might want to restore the mighty soviet again. Wat do.
t. czech
Sebastian Gomez
It's actually rather restrictive from what I've heard, and gradually less and less people manage to get the licence every year.
You can apparently legally own blackpowder firearms though...
Andrew Anderson
Wait.
Fascinating.
Connor Bailey
Do not into space czech-bro, we will fend off ruskies together!
Indeed it is, though I believe it would be very impractical to fight using old muskets
Cooper Baker
Yeah because that totally worked the last time, or the previous time, or any time after Bílá hora
Andrew Reed
>Muskets Now you're thinking in the past.
I am confident that through the use of modern engineering and science you could develop a firearm that could be almost as devastating as conventional weapons that uses black powder.
Connor Young
Or you know... Just fuck shit up with regular blackpowder rifles. It's not like those cannot make a hole in someone's stomach. Smaller distance obviously but probably painful as all fuck
Josiah Reed
Yeah m8, gonna repel Sukhois with muskets
Nathaniel Rogers
And what a rate of fire you will have.
Adrian Anderson
Rested up for an hour, time to keep celebrating!
Wish they'd hurry up and finalize Arizona&Michigan so I can get the rest of my winnings.
Landon Carter
>more to come >last update 2012
Nolan Lopez
What?
Alexander Hernandez
Yet another fanfic doomed to be unifinished forever.