/twg/ - Total War General

Only if Sigmar wills it

Rollan!

>he limits himself to only fantasy
>he doesnt like both

I love how everyone in the last thread was comparing Gelt or Franz or whoever to Trump when the real parallel is so obvious.

>Kraka Drak survived
Impressive.

Oh fuck you're right.
>Centuries from now, undead Trump will lead an all skeleton US army to expand his empire

> Quite possibly Mycenaeans were among these marauders, who are referred to as the “sea peoples” in Egyptian records.
I solved the mystery. It was the greeks all along.

G O B L I N S

Rollo

Why the heck would Norse dwarfs wield swords if the people they fight against are usually either heavily armored fucks or large monsters? It seems like a more appropriate weapon for their southern cousins because they have to deal with orks, gobbos, and skaven.

HOL UP
YOU SAYIN WE WAS HELLENES?

Nope, Hellenes wuz you nigga!

No no no. This was a bit before the hellenistic culture. That is why I said Mycenaeaens

BLOOD KNIGHTS!

Hey guys, I want to get Shogun 2 but I purchased FOTS a long time ago and it shows up in my library as "Shogun 2", so whenever I try to go to the store to get Shogun 2 it tells me it's already in my library, but I only have FOTS as thats the only campaign available ingame... Would buying a Shogun 2 cd key off a 3rd party site allow me to activate it on steam?

>+0 income from mining
Thanks I guess

Don't build it in that region. Build is where there are mines, many resources

Obviously
But why give me the option in the first place when I get no profit out of it?

well its not real yet

It came from a time where devs thought people could manage without having to be shown how to do every last little thing.

Same stuff with coh 2 and the british dlc, you can still activate the base game despite the warning.

Ah thanks a bunch friendo

Time to kill some Dodongos

This one goes out to all the wandering Grail Knights out there in service ze lady. No matter where you are in a lonely copse of trees sitting by the fire,exploring the Old World or in a cave filled with goblins and squigs...we're always thinking of you.
youtube.com/watch?v=L8IwBlgxyss

I don't know if you can see the changes that have come over me
In these last few days I've been afraid that I might drift away
So I've been telling old stories, singing songs, that make me think about where I come from
That's the reason why I seem so far away today

CHORUS
Let me tell you that I love you and I think about you all the time
Bretonnia you're calling me and now I'm going home
But if I should become a stranger you know that it would make me more than sad
Bretonnia's been everything I've ever had

I have moved and I've kept on moving, proved the points that I needed proving
Lost the friends that I needed losing, found others on the way
I have tried and I've kept on trying, stolen dreams, yes there's no denying*
I have traveled hard sometimes with conscience flying somewhere in the wind

CHORUS

Now I'm sitting here before the fire, the empty room the forest choir
The flames that couldn't get any higher they've withered now they've gone
But I'm steady thinking, my way is clear and I know what I will do tomorrow
When the hands have shaken and the kisses flow then I will disappear

CHORUS
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Bretonnia you're calling me and now I'm goiiiiiiing home!

Dam Bretonnia looks swag. Want to play them knights and ladies real nice.

>actually beleiving in 'rat-men'

no wonder Bets don't trust cannons.

>wanting to play the Cucks faction "my lady" edition.

t. confused and angry imperial boor

>implying the Empire doesn't serve High Elf interests in much the same way Bretonnia serves the Wood Elves'

Retrograde reminder that the following are rightful Asur clay, and therefore rightful Asrai clay so from now on please refer to them with their correct names.
Dietershafen - Athel Toralien
Marienburg - Sith Rionnasc
Altdorf - Kor Vanaeth
Talabheim - Athel Maraya
Kislev - Athel Numiel
L'Anguille - Tor Alessi
Thank you

>tfw can't blaze it with lizardmen while listening to italo disco

youtube.com/watch?v=ViN2bRGrBx8

Literally freeze me until lizards come out

cant wait for the regiment of super peasants

Lovely song.

Threadly reminder that the following are rightful Asur clay, and therefore rightful Asrai clay so from now on please refer to them with their correct names.
Dietershafen - Athel Toralien
Marienburg - Sith Rionnasc
Altdorf - Kor Vanaeth
Talabheim - Athel Maraya
Kislev - Athel Numiel
L'Anguille - Tor Alessi
Thank you

Capture them as the High Elves and rename them then....oh wait.

Maybe the Wood Elves in the next 3 weeks or so?

So why do NEET Elfs only wear half a helmet?

>imperials lap up whatever the dorfs or elves feel like shitting over them for centuries
>everything's fine

>someone that might be an elf makes space marines out of knights
>HURR KEKS XD

NEETbux doesn't pay well

Huh. Will Bretonnia come with Reskins of Renown?

>not wiping out the Old World as Chaos to this

youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk

>someone that might be an elf

She's actually a sort of elven demigod, walking the line between mortal and immortal.

A faction without mercs would suck i think. But now that you say that i guess there is a lore thing?

Elfare cuts.

>build Bandit Guild
>get Bandit Commander as a gift
Nice

>RTW

>>RTW
>

I didn't even look at the screen I just wanted an excuse to post the gif

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>inb4 half of the roster missing

What roster?

Go check their units on 1d4chan

To get the bow string on their cheek. Instead of just getting a less obstructive helmet that they don't have to chop in half.

Wow
Looks like they are only missing a few units right now.

Quite the barebone roster

The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.

I've been saying Bretonnia is shit since before the game fucking came out

But muh great helms

What is this, Civ VI?

Nope

Witcher 3 combat music goes really well with total war battles.

>tfw viking raid in Attila with skellige music

>tfw ambushing greenskins and your free company milita unleashes a volley before charging in to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=TVE23Gqnlnc

The thing is there's a possibilitty is that CA isn't only going to be using the eighth edition for their roster. People kind of assumed they were only going to use that edition because of what was in the initial launch (though stuff like armored trolls was made by them).

But with the inclusion of shit like Alberic, I think they are going to be using more than just what is in the latest armybook. I wouldn't be surprised if they brought in some of the stuff from 2nd edition like the dismounted knights.

Before I would have just assumed it was just the few missing units and some Lords, but with it being pushed all the way back to February, I really think they are putting more content in than we initially assumed.

Keep posting nigga, won't make it any less true.

What is a good mod for slower combat in Attila?

>De jure is more true than de facto ownership

Come and get it, scum.

and is it fun?

I have heard it way too much when riding through the wilderness in Witcher 3 and coming too close to a monster, so to me it's just silly. My immediate thought when I hear her start singing is "go away wolves, I don't wanna fight you".

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This is advanced autism desu.

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Can someone give post a Grom code, GW is too far away and I don't want to play Dwarfs as the main faction without Grom

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That's just Emperor Karl Franz mocking the high elves on "mock the elves"-day.

Just you wait until "Mating press the elves"-day.

So Kislev is the true bastion of humanity

You might as well buy one on ebay if you're impatient. I got one for 3 dollars, and I consider it worth it for avoiding the inconvenience of begging online or, god forbid, going to a GW store.

More like "prostate yourselves before the elfs"-day

Believe it or not, Helves actually know what's best for the world. The Empire is the bastion of humanity because it plays the largest part in countering all the bullshit that threatens the world. Kislev is a pretty based satellite state though.

>you can make money from FLC

Maybe i should go get some from the store and sell it on the internet, easy money

Why not? People are essentially paying you for the time spent traveling to the store.

>mfw patiently waiting for the "burn your nearest forest"-day

>>mfw patiently waiting for the "burn your nearest forest"-day

>mfw patiently waiting for death

Skeletons can't die.

anyone? is everyone playing it vanilla?

Even with Wood Elves at the borders I think Bretts are going to be to comfy. They need more cities and small factions (if its lorewise) and maybe even some Norscan raiders.

all i got is the camera and no legacy loss
once the ai get better units they shouldnt break like levy troops

I'd be surprised if those bjornling chucklefucks won't come for you eventually.

Got to appreciate the synergy with Mousillon and Toussaint.

Rollan!

>tfw trying out Rome 2 after a long ass time away, and spoiled by TWW

I have no idea what to do anymore.

Please remember the following:
>Bretonnia not Brettonia
>Dwarfs not Dwarves
>Orcs not Orks

damn this is dope af

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

LITERALLY FUCK YOURSELF

dorfs