/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Calm down little man, there's no need to be upset.
Llymlaen is the choice of chill bros anyway.

Good evening xivg. How goes your raiding? My party is progressing slowly, but they're fun to play with.

PST Lily Celestine

Please stop user! I don't have any more sticker. NO im not hiding any in THERE!

I don't have a party :c

DELET THIS

i truly hope you are not long for this earth

The things I would do to that kitten.

anyone here want to play einhander

please wait 10 more years

hell yeah fuck I was gonna buy it from a local shop but they ACTUALLY SOLD IT
I was so pissed I missed it by a few days

BLM

>want to draw revenge lewds of her
>art style doesn't let me because it would end up straight CP

fuck

Is warmthposter here? Or at least someone who knows the names of those snow clothes she wears? I know of Glacial Coat and Glacial Boots, but I can't seem to find the rest of the set.

is SMN the most powerful job from a lore perspective

c@s (male)

hello what do you want

do NOT lewd the kitten!

as an individual yes, the player character SMN is the only one to be so strong and harness the power of bahamut

but collectively black mages are probably the strongest (after all they caused an umbral era all by themselves)

>tfw ywn be the most feminine tia in your tribe that gets fucked by every other pent up male because the can't breed the females and you resemble a woman the closest

Do they ever state her age?

>black mages are probably the strongest
And yet half of them wear deplorable bikini """"robes"""". The are not worthy of being Black Mage.

...

why does everyone just stand here doing nothing

No but assuming her height and body type, probably around 12. Player characters should be on their 16-20s

It's the showoff shelf.

they have to show off their late/irrelevant accomplishments

example: that guy who just got a gobwalker over a year after it was relevant

there is NOTHING else to do in this game. at least not for me, I have no buds.

>Einhander
>good

gobwalker was always irrelevant. just like every other virtual achievement.

>16
that's a bit of an underestimate, isn't it?

shut your fucking mouth before I bop it shut you colossal nerd

Are you guys always this salty?

WoL is 2 years old. They were born on that carriage ride into Ul'dah, the canon city of choice. We aren't even a real person, we're just a primal created by the planet. Why do you think not a single person has asked about or known what we've done before coming to Eorzea? Or why we have no free will and just do whatever other "chosen" people tell us to do?

And here I am, still riding my default yellow chocobo.

That's about all there is to do.

gay

>Why do you think not a single person has asked about or known what we've done before coming to Eorzea?
Cause they didn't feel like writing it.

yeah but the player character must've been somewhere before having their genitals touched by Hydaelyn on the carriage ride
that's exactly how RP comes to be

one of the things i really wish they kept going storywise is midgardsormr telling you that you were fucking up and to stop listening to everyone telling you to do dumb shit all the time

Does anyone here like "xrp"?

What would happen if I just walk in front of them and afk there?

>riding yellow cock when you could be riding black cock

Yea. By 16, cats, midlanders and aura should already have the body like the ones you see ingame. They're most likely 18 though.

Jap devs too, if they go by the typical anime age, then just throw all logic out of the window since we have yoko who was 14 before the timeskip.

only one way to find out

will sormr let me ride his cock instead once his back grows too big for me to comfortably sit on

who wants to use me like a lala fucctoy?

OR because the WoL isn't a real person, has no family, has no history, and was literally plopped onto that carriage by god herself.
There is no history. We're just primals man. Created because Lou accidentally teleported all the real warriors of light to the dark world and Eorzea needed some outside force to bail them out.
They didn't even make that a plot point. He said that, and then we're rubbing Minfillia's feet and washing Thancred's underwear next patch.

I am a

Off the top of my head: Wind Silk pants, one of the berets. I don't remember gloves.

youtube.com/watch?v=dBWKwbjj020

Is 3.5 a patch where we're like to get more lv1 armor?
Why aren't you posting more people of the rain?

I still think 20 is a more reasonable starting point but maybe it's because I've had enough of absurdly low anime ages.

lewd cat...

shut up you big homo

because getting wet in the rain is not comfy and i might catch a cold

nothing

Artist?

looking to be brutally beat to death pst

name?

You're all ugly catboys, long live catmen

post character and youtube

youtu.be/sqpnvq5MAkA

pls tell me that's a boy

quickly but painfully by a WAR or do you want to it to be slow and miserable a la SCH/SMN book beatings?

youtu.be/58s3pnwhHik?t=836

>not living dissection by a sadistic DRK
no taste

youtube.com/watch?v=kPshx-3AFKo

wtb a main pst

you asked for a beating m8, last I checked, beatings don't involve cutting
the best I can do with a DRK is slap you with the flat of my GS

youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y

What if lala anatomy is like this

I love extreme roleplay. Can we parachute out of a plane?

youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

I'd rather crash the plane with no survivors

Do you like average bards that do average things?

youtube.com/watch?v=WXT0N34VwAw

youtu.be/LaQhkS1MVHc

I can't think of a good way to phrase it but something somthing CoC Goblins and brainchilds.

youtube.com/watch?v=l1hxg1rY17I

Why do women always ruin free companies?

>can't fuck Sophia
why do you all even still play this game knowing this

Won't someone please turn my BP inside out?

Every single bitch I've ran into in an FC will always call upon white knights to get rid of anyone who doesn't share their opinion.

>use age anatomy chart while considering our character is 18-20
>by height khloe should be 8-9 years old

There you go.

>prolapse
gross

>Calofisteri will never step on you or sit on you.
Why
Even
Live

Yes.

Dr. Pavel?

someone please lalafucc me

>join a fc
>girl becomes officer
>suddenly 15 people are kicked because of a "circlejerk"

>join a fc
>girl joins
>talks shit about everyone and guilt trips when we dont do anything with her

>make an fc
>half the guild are girls
>drama every single day about the most retarded shit ever

Fuck this game. Fuck it fuck it fuck it

therefore do not lewd the kitten