/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>he mains heavy

>he's heavy

>THICC

I main Scout

why does casual mode out of all things feel like it has a forced win rate? you can't explain getting the retard team 5 times in a row against at least 3 player stacks

i wish the menu showed wins and losses instead of this cowadoody kd shit

Dunno. I haven't won a game now in two days. I'm getting tired of 1/2 the team being spies on offense or defense and not having any support trying to take out defenses.

>why does casual mode out of all things feel like it has a forced win rate?

Overwatch general is that way

It doesn't. Ive won way more games than I have lost. Probably a 75% win rate

>Forced win rate
Retard. You're playing with people who only play TF2 on Halloween. That's why you keep getting the retard team.

Its literally random who you get paired with in casual. You are just bad.

Wow, look at all the Valvedrones

Wow, look at all the bad players

I play Scout for a gold highlander team so fuck you

if you disagree with me youre a shill

this is the state of the internet 2016

LOL
Fuckk off shilll

Post Scouts but only if you don't play him in a gold highlander team

>paying for a f2p game
no thanks, you can enjoy unboxing loot boxes for witch mercy though

but it used to happen before halloween too

valve also said you'd be matched into a fresh game with players of similar skill instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, guess what happened with that

Welcome to /x/ circa 2011

>no thanks, you can enjoy unboxing loot boxes for witch mercy though
You are incredibly dense

>this entire post

Oh, maybe you're just bad then?

>valve also said you'd be matched into a fresh game with players of similar skill instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, guess what happened with that
Yeah, in matchmaking
This is casual you are complaining about

so how many of these do you have tf2g?
I've only got the bottom 2 so far, but top left is on the way!
link if you want to look cool too: represent.com/store/mrmuselk

>robo 3rd gen
Disgusting

>he still doesnt have all of them
honestly never post again

Do I have to actually aim with the short circuit now, I cant seem to delete rockets

I'm sorry user, I'm hoping to get some for christmas

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I had to turn off facebook because this kind of mentality bled into normies

fast

>to go harvest
>its a scunt faggotry round

>pub scouts are a problem for him

>australium+unusual is a normal pubber

>He spent money, therefore he's good at the game

>harvest contract
>its a cuntslinger enemy team

>go to any pub server
>5 character lowercase noun name soldier main with medic
>dominate one of them
>release some epic binds on chat
>both of them leave the server instead of switching to some other class like spy because I play sniper

why can't pocket fags get good?

>Dumb frogposter making up stories to look cool in the thread again

>frogposter
>uses binds
like pottery

every god damned time
harvest is perfect for demoknight faggotry too

didn't know you 2 posted on here
next time I won't dominate you, deal?

frogposting should be banned

It counts as avatarfagging.

now only if public banning was still a thing

>be me
>enter server
>50 seconds left
>all good because i am the tf2 god
>demo soldier heavy medic on point
>all with unusuals/killstreaks/australiums
>half of them have eye effects
>meatshot the medic, pick up his crit pumpkin and kill the heavy
>demo picks up a crit pumpkin too but cant hit me for shit so i kill him too
>soldier was bushy shooting at me but missed every shot because i am the tf2 god
>shoot him twice and he dies xD
>unusual wearing sniper tries to shoot me but i sandman cleaver him from across the map while im capping the point
>half of them leave all while saying "fucking hacker noob scout" and "kys fucking tryhard"
>cap the point and save the round
>next round soldier and heavy focuse exclusively on me
>kill them and dominate both of them as well as their entire team
>heavy switches to gunslinger engineer but still cant hit me for shit
>soldier starts using the crutch box, still cant even land even one rocket on me because of my godly movement
>win the round even though the next person on the leaderboard had less than half my point

too bad i didnt take a screenshot of them raging in chat, it was beautiful

>be me, most feared soldier main in the entire universe
>join server
>enemy team immediately steps down and my team wins
>they call me victory by default

I'm BasedViva. People call me BasedViva

blaris still likes me more then u biba

>be meme
>join server
>stay in spawn trading players with few hours for their dank items
>spam lennies in between
>topscore

I main Huntsman Sniper

Ask me anything

Do you like to compensate your lack of skill with pure luck?

how do you know he has a lack of skill

You make your own luck

do you use the festive huntsman for maximum hitboxes

captcha:potts bend

do you prefer the huntsman or fortified compound and why? [4 marks]

why are you wasting a slot

Since they fixed the hitboxes Huntsman has become fucking hard

He doesn't even remember you

Yes

They both share the same hitboxes

Huntsman because it can be strange

Because I'm playing a dead game so I might as well have fun with it

wow you guys are fun

What's it like being a god?

damn i had a dream i was doing halloween missions and had fun and then i recieved a spooky scattergun and spooky bat (festive versions of items with purple and orange lights)

and i also had fun

it was literally "oh you want to have fun in tf2? ha! in your dreams"

>things that never happened

Its the best

well, this is what happens when you becmoe too skilled for your own good i guess

as i said i dont hvae a screenshot, but its not too far fetched tat retarded pubbers like ypu would never believe me unless you saw it with your own too eyes

nice spelling there champ

sure thing kiddo

what do you guys think?

faggot

"I'm 17 and have SUPERIOR cosmetic tastes"/10

Obvious typos make it too clear that you're baiting. Apply yourself.

Cute.

would natasha/10

also this one

I like the unusual and normally think the bunny antlers are pretty cute but the purple/clipping/fastlearner/skins ruin it

painting everything the same colour doesn't make it look good

Huntsman Sniper is the best class desu

and this one

not always but i like it :)
yepdankei have a little drummer man with chromatic that i switch out the fast learner for sometimes too, but i prefer the fast learner. i also have a few other scatterguns and secondaries that get swapped a lot

>on their team: two spies that always disguise as pyro and three snipers
>on your team: you topscoring by 80 points and three snipers and three spies as well

pfffft
see this is the exact respons i was expecting from mere mortals like you
i went beyond the skill ceilings of the game
i am able to predict every player's movement patterns just from looking at the scoreboard alone and plan 50 steps a head
even if you put the top 6's team + hl team against me i will stilll be able to create an unloseable strategy

dont believe me if you dont want to and call this bait all you want, it doesnt change the facts

ugly as fuck
maxs and BoA goes well dunno about the shirt
you should have painted mask green or other color to make a contrast. Or just leave it as is.

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that would clash, not contrast :\

How did your season go?

Did you make it to playoffs?

Did your team fall apart during scrims against a mix?

in a scrim got put up against a team of two of their actual players, the other 7 were plat mercs

Nice crosshair faggot

>You can drop and pick a soul in Pit of the Death to make unlimited points

Nice game, is clear that valve doesnt have a properly test team.

whoa beerus sama in the flesh

they have 3 people working part time on the game

People who work on tf2 dont even play it

Any season that isn't Summer is a blessing

Don't know yet. Jets don't seem to be going anywhere. As for the Yankees and Mets, they came up short ..again. Not into Basketball, but I don't think the Nets will do anything

Uhh, don't think so. I only watch the games, I don't watch Practice squad shenanigans

Ambassador sniper is fun

Even for dota 2, some challenges are very hard to do.

This is true, i hope they do something like in csgo, where you activate an option for beta updates to test them.