/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I bought one when GTA was on sale because the game + shark card was $60

>legitimately having autism

Was the crew message last night about changing bio to "Trump 2016" just a meme?

I'm only a high-functioning individual. Good luck being inferior to me in every single relevant way.

I did that too, one of the few times I saw the game on sale.

This entire general is a meme.

Perhaps it's different codes for everyone.

Snowy World when, I didn't play the game on winter last year.

Yeah, obviously. The question is, though, whether the codes are restricted to the account they were issued to.

>unironically revealing your autism

They did that very very sparingly the last years. A few days at Christmas and new year's last year.

Who are you quoting?

>rockstar shills trying to push shark cards
lmao

Rockstar still can't give a person a t shirt.

Where is GTA:O in the GTAV timeline?

>Elvis P.
They're pulling your leg, man.

Prequel, Avi says to Lester he knows where the bodies are & Lester hints at your gta o character during one of the single player heists.

I knew the king was not dead

>resorting to an already used meme when called out on your autism, thus proving me right

So in-between the North Yankton heist and the main storyline?

Who are you quoting?

>having autism

Who are you quoting? Please, tell me already!

>ffs this fucking kid is complaining about the shitty shirt he will never even use
>why cant i enjoy coffe at work
>why cant i slack like a good r* dev
>why did i got the support desk this week
>why did i had to piss off mr Goldberg
>i want to die
Such is lief at cuckstar, i hope keep annoying them. They fucking deserve it.

Also, is pepe unbanned from the internet yet?

Global rule 6

>being autistic

>tfw your character is ten years older than when they arrived in Los Santos due to playtime

How much time has passed mathematically since the release of GTA, assuming a day in GTA is 48 minutes?

...

Its supposed to be set 6 months before the singleplayer
>you make less money robbing a major bank online than you do robbing a jewellery store in the singleplayer
>everything online is much more expensive

After you died, the stock market boomed.

I WANT IT THAT WAY

i'm talking about individual playtime but assuming 9/17/13 as the release date it's been about 94 years

I know you were talking about something else, I just thought it'd be fun to think about how old your GTA character should be by now.

TELL ME WHY

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE

>mfw it was in my junk folder

i say your character is only about as old as the amount of time you spend using it, turn everything into minutes and then divide by 17520

dedgen used to have age as an option for your character but i haven't made a new one in ages, if you remember your character's age you can add that to the playtime

1136 days since release of online
1 gta day is 48 minutes irl
there are 30 GTA days in 1 irl day
To get from real time from gta time is x30
Its been 90 years gta time.

TELL ME WHY

>PS3 servers not working for 3rd day in a row

fucking Rockstar

They abandoned you.

Come to PC, we welcome you with open arms.

all welcome to the alternative non memey non circle jerk /gtag/ crew

>socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
>socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
>socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag

>PS3

did any of you buy a shark card using the code? how long til you got the email?

b-b-but i've been a loyal betatester

just make the cheapest jump you can at some point this year, user

PS4's selling for $150 used $300 new this year, plenty of good PCs that you could build for that much especially with used parts

>1 member
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why is the steam controller so SHIT!?
Especially with this POS game…

>buying shark cards

>buying shark cards

Because of the unintuitive touchpad controls.

>used part
ssh, dont tell the sonyggers about those people who always have the best parts and are willing to sell the barely used old ones for 1/10 price.

What's going on with her left thumb? Where's her right thumb?

>not having disposable income

basement lyfe, rite guys?

well it'd be difficult to have more when it's invite only and I made it yesterday and never mentioned it before

The fuck are you on about? That never happens. I'm talking about refurbished parts that they sell for discounts despite being like new.

>I made it yesterday
"Founded Nov 8, 2016"
>never mentioned it before
nigga, you can't shut up about it, who are you kidding?

how about you mention it *somewhere else*

i don't know how to break it to you, but no one here likes or cares about you.

lol fuck off already retard, i could literally look up your trip in the archive RIGHT NOW and see all the posts where you're shilling your shitty ass gay crew

NO RAGRETS

are you a grill? if you are a grill who ERP's and shows tits I might join your crew

>alternative non memey
won't deny that we tend to meme a lot, but where would the fun be without that?

>non circle jerk /gtag/ crew
where is the circle jerk? some people like to post webms and images, some people don't. nobody ever gets excluded from the fun intentionally (except you, because you stopped being useful)

Why did single player have so many characters who appeared for four seconds and then vanished?

Not about me.
People here were asking for a way to meet up to do CEO shit and dont wanna be part of teh meme crew or just despise all the people in it.

That;s why its alt/gtag

Just ask and I'll add you probably better to use SC because people here are gonna meme

@callmeqt

do it faggot you only have to go back to Nov 8 lol

Some people here dont appreciate your "fun" and just want to play te game with friends without your shitty baggage, cunt

the crew is for this general, if you like neither the crew nor the general, stop using Veeky Forums, really.

nobody ever asked for a new crew, fuck off

kek...
Also, is there a way to hide the stubs that are left behind filtered tripfags with 4chanX?

I really really want to get this retard out of MY threads.

It's gonna be the same thing. Every crew or clan has a circlejerk. I hate that kind of thing so I just accept it and stay away from it.

That's probably the fairest argument anyones put forward but like i said some people here are complaining. I'm just trying to fix issues so there will be less shitposting about crew drama and more about the game

>GTA6 has your online protagonist appear based on your R* account
>they get the Johnny K treatment

Post your face when

>Some people here dont appreciate your "fun" and just want to play te game with friends without your shitty baggage, cunt

What did he mean by this?
What does he mean by "baggage"?
Why is he looking for friends on the internet without expecting internet culture?

Who does the "circlejerk" even comprise of?

You need to use Greasemonkey and write a script to do that

>writing a script for it
>not just making the element display: hidden with CSS

Reminder these people will act hard but cry for you to get crewkicked if you kill them

Nah, actually I just found it under "Filters"
>stub:no;
Aww, he was just starting to get all hypocritical, calling us out for starting drama, when he's obviously the source of it

the attitude of "DUDE it's the internet! it's 4chins! we love memes!" is the reason most people arent happy with the gay ass main ccrew

you're on PS4 youre not even part of "the main crew"

been on PC for a while and i find this very accurate but i've yet to see any sonyggers get this treatment except qt

I left the pc crew on the 8th :P

You were only ever in it because you got an invite after teasing your new PC, but you're too good for us so didn't get it on PC in the end. you would have been kicked anyway over that

you dont even need to kill them

youtube.com/watch?v=k8RbZpsdQus

Game's not worth buying on pc. It's better on ps4 without hacks

Your bait is shit

GTAG > MGGA

Post self radios
youtube.com/watch?v=dDd5jDvC_Hs