/utg/ - Undertale General

That's exactly what Frick would say, off to the camps with you.

Last one for today.
I'll see if I can draw some of the requests left tomorrow.

nth for these aren't my glasses

No, Papyrus is clearly Toriel.

It's probably some swap au.

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This thread is now in GOTE ONLY mode.

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You will never take away my __goats.

nice

die die die

Demons, monsters...

screw the rules

twitter.com/yahhoooi28/media
its not that old. also its a private twitter.

my poor ghost boy. cute though!

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

these aren't my earmuffs!

Preemptively sending off the baby spider to live with a loving faraway foster family to stop the bully from making a goddamn baby spider post!

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I didn't need this tonight.

Small art dump since I did two (2) last thread

>Sans
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>Undyne
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>Alphys
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>Mettaton
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>Edgonary
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>Muffet
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>So Cold
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>Asriel x Chara
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>papyrus & Undyne
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>Unrelated but I thought it was cute
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That sucks but thanks anyways

How old do you think could Toriel be?

without asriel around both her and asgore could be anywhere from 40 to 40000000000 for all we know

What do you think the Asrielfag version of it would be like?

46

literally a thousand years old. shes old as dirt and ugly as all hell my boy

Thanks Twitteranon.d

Thank you Pumpkin!

yeah but she bakes great pies

a slight variation of the copypasta with filthy puffy ear rubbing

it would have been full homo and they'd probably have sex

out of snails dude, shes gross as shit

Nah. Asgore acts all heartbroken over her and he doesn't stop it once he sees her again in tp. Also Alphys calls her hot.

Say what you will about her personality, but it's canon that she's hotter than the flames she produces.

Your bantz power is minimal.

flowey is ugly and mettaton is a fat piece of shit, what happened

asgore is depressed cuz he lost his waifu and alphys is a desperate weeb, of course they say shes hot

canon
CANON!

Alphys also thinks Asgore's hot.

>someone is drunk offt he fanart kool-aid.

They're canon

Mettaton looks so stumpy, I'm hesitant to buy him.
Ignoring the whack-ass release date.

Not a fishfag but that Undyne is really nice though.

yes and?

Well, that is canon appearances mate, so Metta is gonna be a fat calculator, and Flowey is a cartoon smiley flower with no facial blobs.

how can it be canon when that alphys figure is so cute

Asgore is literally king. A very popular king, at that. Why have an ugly waifu?

Also,since when are weeb standards LOWER than those of normies? If anything, they're higher, too high. Alphys could well be saying that Toriel holds up even in comparison to her animu girls.

she makes them out of love and magic, stop insulting my grandma

Post music.

youtube.com/watch?v=rgRmnmyNKaU

>tfw Roma

They haven't posted in a couple of days now. Two days, is it? Three? It's safe.
The foster family sending the spider back to my ever-loving embrace!
Thank you, twitteranon!

>why would he have an ugly waifu?
because people get uglier as time goes on and their time has really gone on but he stayed with her because he loved her. thats how most relationships that arent shallow go
>desperate nerds have higher standards
excellent meme
E S C A R G O

I blame /pol/
youtube.com/watch?v=kBcMV4ndgjU

No, really. Ever heard of people who only have 2d waifus because real girls seem ugly by comparison?

You're on Veeky Forums, dude. You're surrounded by those types.

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youtu.be/9rx0eqQl8wk

>only liking 2D means they have higher standards
I only like 2D and this is 100% incorrect.

you better stop disrespecting your elders, user, they're wiser and more experienced than you!

>The bully personality can turn itself off to avoid losing the spider.
Fascinating.

im gonna call her an old hag right to her face! any girl over 29 isnt worth my time

Love this goat

>ywn come home from an exhausting day at work and have him greet you when you walk in
>hwn ask you "how's your day been"
>ywn tell him you feel like you were hit by a bus
>hwn do a lightly sarcastic laugh afterwords
>hwn ask you "let me hug you, then"
>ywn blush and look at him after he's said that, then succumb to his pleasant smile and hug him
>ywn hear your sigh of comfort as you wrap your arms around him
>hwn suddenly start tickling you
>ywn laugh harder and harder as his tickling gets more disciplined
>ywn shove him onto your sofa and begin tickling him as a counter attack
>ywn hear him laugh as you tickle him
>ywn hit his sweet spot and have him subconsciously let out a loud "BAA!"
>ywn see his stunned face after he realizes what he just said
>ywn see his face turn red as he tries to cover his muzzle with his hands in embarrassment
>ywn laugh whole heartedly at him baaing
>ywn hear his flustered voice saying "H-hey! C-cmon user it's not that funny, dude! You c-cheater!"
>ywn attack his sweet spot again and have him produce more baaing from laughter
>ywn quickly stop tickling him and look at how happy he is
>ywn see his flushed face, laughing and smiling
>ywn eyes with his, thinking about all he went through, and finally seeing your gote happy
>ywn suddenly kiss him when he least expected it
>ywn hold a lip to lip kiss with him for over a minute, both of you holding your breath in the process
>ywn finally break the kiss, gasping for air, as saliva breaks from your lips
>ywn frantically breath and hear him trying to breath after the kiss, too
>ywn look back down into his eyes and hear him whisper "A...user..."
>hwn suddenly grab your head and pull you down into a full fledged kiss
>ywn struggle for a bit, before accepting his invitation, and giving in to his mouth and tongue
>ywn feel his tongue traverse your mouth cavity
>ywn finally break the wet kiss with him and hear him tell you:

"I love you, user."
end my life

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is it november 2015 again

Z*shoots u*

draw black and white sans please.

draw more tiddy

that's gay

you homophobic now?

sweet release
i feel like I should continue since this is just free fanfic material

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i have to be so president pence doesnt send me to the conversion camps

The bully is a completely different entity. They're not just a "personality" of mine. They're a criminal. An outlaw. A felon. A crook. A delinquent.

pence is my bitch, i got your back. draw bosom

I'm sure Asgore is that type of guy. Also, Toriel just loved him because he looks so sexy. Their relationship seemed to be totally superficial

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Friendly reminder to not bully Toriel or momfags but instead bully bad characters like Asriel, Asgore or Alphys

Trying a new tactic, are we?

Shut up

Friendly reminder to bully the bullyfags

No group is shit, only individual posters

>tfw day is always an emotional rollercoaster

I just wish everyone could be okay.

Undertale.

I hope this works for you user.

reminder that we scared away Cry this morning and are now one step closer to oblivion

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That's more of a momfag thing

Now can we scare away blogposting faggots?

what do you prefer? sweet happy dadster, or gaster being a total fucking asshole?

i really like zarla's gaster

Like who?

I've had a really weird day from an emotional level. Not gonna blogpost about it here or anything, but wew lad I hope I can actually sleep tonight.

Although I guess you were talking about the big thing.

Undertale.

No! We are going to live forever!

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//pees on u// ;3c

can we scare away people who talk about posters

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Homosexual Gaster